Just found out garth Brooks first name is fucking Troyal. Troyal Garth Brooks

This was on the bulletin board at my local ace hardware and I’m going to show it to anyone who ever asks me if Iowa City can really measure up to Hollywood in terms of opportunity

A Foreign Affairs article titled "America has lost the Arab world" used polling data to argue that recent American policies had tanked Arab public opinion of the US. That is indeed true - but I would argue America never had the Arab world to begin with. arabcenterdc.org/resource/ame...

REPORT: Duffy takes wife, children, on monthslong tour of “Pornhub World.”

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

smoking that shit that turns you into a puppet

This is type of voter is why we can't have brunch anymore

New classic just dropped

goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin, goblin, pussy, goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin pussy

*slamming my seventh shot of IKEA mustard* I think cats should have guns

Chaka Khan, drumming with Rufus.

Hello, 911?

Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.

too many white commentators believe in an anti-racist Dems that never existed

They re-enacted Red Dawn and seized control of the state government

Maybe if a group of nine unelected lifetime political appointees can completely destroy civil rights, what you have is not a democracy Maybe if a handful of billionaires can force a busted technology that nobody wants and poisons the environment on everyone, what you have is not a free society

Recommendations for books about the intersection of fandom/consumerism/political identity? Feel like there's some media theorist way smarter than me out there looking at the constellation of these phenomena and tugging the threads of ideas I can't quite put my finger on.

Graham Platner was my favorite character in CHILDREN OF MEN

OK now do it over the kneeling kente cloth photo op

[date] her: I’m a big dog person me: *whispering* oh shit werewolf

This is soooooo 😂😂😂

thug life thug wife

I feel pretty confident in saying that if your plan is dependent on building a Dyson sphere around the solar system you’re probably going to have trouble supporting it

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

each time you watch this you'll notice something new and amazing

Flirtatiously: I'm baby

I’m the only person who's naked at this gender reveal party

Lmaooo people who commit to foolishness >>😂 I know the driver reconsidered his job this day

She fucking the flimflam man for flimflams

There’s something real wrong with us that white people don’t have this same energy for other white people using that word. These folks get comfortable using it around other white people, and even the ones who “disapprove” have dirty looks or polite reproach, AT BEST. Beat. That. Ass.

Not the exact same sentiment but reminds me of this tweet

I'm always tempted to grab their gun and throw it and like now what big boss?

She enki on my du til I gilgamesh

A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler

I'm that uncle. once my family was having a get together i wasnt attending. My moms brought my cousin and her new bf, an FBI agent, to my house to meet me and I had tell her not to bring FBI agents to my house

I also feel like sometimes women are so hot its a little bit scary but I don't think this is the way to deal with that

Changing therapists because they side with my partner in hating my recurring bits

She fucking the flimflam man for flimflams

C'thulu. The Meditation App

Sorry folks you can't go around a flat moon

Lolol

One of the great slogans of our age.