... has he never had a milkshake? Or just not a lactose free one?

Beat Metal Gear Solid again this morning. I apologize for nothing, it's still a solid game. Got the good ending, but that's just because I can mash okay. Otherwise I did an awful job of going through the game (really enjoyable, was worried it might not age well).

Oh, what is Oz Perkins up to this time?!?

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

thinking about the time a venture capitalist unfollowed me on twitter and said "no one should think this much about clothes." then they followed me again and emailed me to ask if i wanted to create an app together. i said no, so they unfollowed me a second time.

Stopped by Discord HQ for lunch today

this guy loves nothing more than balancing on the railing and screaming at me for food

Discord when millions of people giving them money for Nitro isn't enough for the servers to work

YES! #JeffSweep

Yeah, there really is a book for sale on Amazon called Infinite Jeffs, where they replaced all the words of Infinite Jest with the word "Jeff". It's 25 bucks. www.amazon.com/Infinite-Jef...

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

IT guy at Discord: found da problem, someone unplugged dis cord

Pretty cool that we decided to consolidate the entire internet around just a few vendors

Look at my opposition leader dawg

New thangs: Liu Kang sprite, mini-logo and Mortal Kombat-themed Mego card bubbles scrollboss.illmosis.net/blog/?p=3861

Aaahhhh shit trying not to ugly cry at this 19th century cat gravestone at the museum.

Taizo Hori from 1982's Dig Dug #digdug #atari #floppydiskart

one day you will be found

Virginia speaker of the house going "we respect the decision of the supreme court to disenfranchise millions of voters" really is the perfect distillation of the Democratic party

destroying the trees themselves instead of the peaches is where this goes from unmitigated greed into actual evil

"the voters will have their say in the election" is an uninspiring and demoralizing response to a court overturning the result of an election

How's the technique? Ok! Right in the middle of the frame! I can double the score for you!

No yeah it’s totally awesome that we make 190,000 garments a minute and people in 2026 are still working 40, 60, 100 hour weeks for no reason other than to overproduce trash and emails set the planet on fire so 12 dudes can have the same wealth as half the planet. It’s fine you’re not enraged

it's a violation of the NYT's own AI policy, and it's also not disclosed that AI was used to report the article. how many other articles at the @nytimes.com contain AI-generated misinformation that's gone unchecked? www.nytco.com/press/princi...

personally I think it's a very big deal that the Canada bureau chief for the @nytimes.com — certainly one of the highest-paid journalists in the country — asked an unspecified "AI tool" what Poilievre said & published its AI-hallucinated quotes in her reporting.

Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath https://theonion.com/church-of-scientology-speedrunner-screams-after-barging-in-on-xenu-taking-bath/

playing scientology speedrun champion 2005. man i hate this bit

that the virginia supreme court allowed the referendum to go forward - they could have stopped it - and then ruled this way really gives up the game the only difference between now and then is that the we know the result and they didn't like it

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

"Superrrrr Fillerrrrr~"

Fun Fact: Nintendo released the Game Boy Advance in the US in June 2001 for $99. In January 2002, seven months later, Nintendo announced it would lower the price of the Game Boy Advance to $79 as a result of production efficiencies and to spur mass market adoption. What a time.

dog of note: the dog from the "tokyo zombie" manga

these things always come in tandem (israeli fomo carpet bombing when a ceasefire is imminent)

I discovered this old magazine ad from the 60’s for the Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale, and I think it might be a (if not the) load-bearing influence of Sam Raimi’s entire career.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett www.ft.com/content/c0ae...

Gonna be happy when we finally move on from the sleeker-but-blander logo trend.

it’s friday yall

Oh! That’s really not too bad, past me

It's a good deal. Costco's ready-to-nuke foods (mashed potatoes, Korean BBQ, etc) are good deals, too. [Note: I'm not being paid to skeet this because Costco jacked up their membership price by $5.00. Up yours, Costco.]

I'll add that the Costco chicken tortilla soup is another great deal.

you and that one oomf whom you only mutually interact through shared deviancy

"What makes these disgusting details work so very well though, the special little twist that turns a few red dots into dripping blood and danger, is how committed Sweet Home is to making you – you personally – feel unsafe as you play." kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2021/02/03/r...

crazy website. saw someone on here say soup is bad for you. which doesn’t sound true