the encyclical’s aside on Disclosure Day is worth reading in full.

Dick Cheney is probably the all-time "what-if" guy at The Hague. They gotta talk about him the way Portland talks about Greg Oden.

Sadly, Operation Schoolgirl Mulch has concluded without liberating the Iranian people :(

oh is a shootingball happening?

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Trump on Jeffrey Epstein "terrific guy, he's a lot of fun to be with" Trump on his own child "he's someone I've known for a long time"

Me to my wife about dinner as soon as winter ends

Check this shit out motherfucker […]

i’m not an alcoholic. i just like getting booze delivered from the movie theater

@theamitie.bsky.social my wife says she mains Metaknight and wants to know if that means I’m cooked

the doctor reading Kash’s liver enzyme results

cop walking into an interrogation with his partner: i’ll be cloth mother, you be wire mother

IDF soldier who participated in the mistaken killing of three Israeli hostages in Gaza City in Dec 2023 confirmed to his mother what was widely reported at the time: they killed the men, who were waving white flags, because their unit was under orders to kill all Gazan men they encountered.

We need to hug and kiss Bluesky moderators.

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

RIP John Sterling. It should have been Giuliani

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

Hind Rajab would have celebrated her 8th birthday today, if the Israeli military had not brutally killed her. Watch our in-depth reporting on the US ignoring her death.

mark carney is kinda the perfect liberal politician name. hi im Prime Minister Sucker Conman

stop fucking teasing us and do it

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

Fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish. They move to Berlin and record albums with Brian Eno.

i’ve BEEN saying this. we have enough to handle with tRump and these discourse bots are a threat to democracy

finishing The Pitt and immediately going into withdrawal. Langdon how do i get through this

everyone starts talking about how much they love soup

imagine your last thoughts as you watch a Shahed drone descending toward your fire team and you realize you signed up to die for the host of The Apprentice

they had our number when they said they couldn't retaliate against us for killing their national heroes because our heroes are cartoon characters

Tim Robinson heckling Tim Heidecker: “the Straight of Hormuz is a CASH GRAB… it’s for jocks”

A Syrian man has buried his wife and four of his five children after Israeli strikes hit Beirut earlier this week.

"The scale of the killing and destruction in Lebanon today is nothing short of horrific" - UN Human Rights Chief Volker Türk condemns deadly wave of Israeli strikes on Lebanon

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

RIP. I will never forget the police brutalizing him — and then that one cop stopping the other cop from helping him

When you talk about "healing a nation" you have to ask "healing who, exactly". Plenty of people feel much worse after letting the entire Bush administration go and it's directly lead to here

I don’t think it’s likely that Iran gets nuked tonight. Not impossible, of course, but the chances are very slim. Either he commits more and bigger war crimes using conventional weapons, or he claims to have made some last-minute deal. Either way, the media will act as if cooler heads prevailed.

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

elon musk has done such a good job of making space travel seem lame that i almost forgot it's cool as hell

Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats

American and Israeli missiles hit Sharif University in Tehran tonight. Often called #Iran’s MIT, the institution has been home to some of the country’s best and brightest minds in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics since 1966. 1/2

if Trump is abandoning the idea of “opening” Hormuz, why are two amphibious assault ships loaded with Marines and another aircraft carrier still heading into the middle east

im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. My job kills you. Please,