Happy Hanukkah!

it is either international solidarity or barbarism

If the President can raise his own revenues and direct his own spending without congressional approval we are squarely in the only situation the Constitution was actually drafted to avoid: English civil war territory

but Mr. Zedong, what if the paper tigers have all the barrels of all the guns? 😔

illegal government murder ✅ kidnappings and renditions ✅ dissent defined as terrorism ✅ the use of the military against the citizenry ✅ construction of detention camps ✅ now what?

horrors abound

I fully understand how difficult it is to remain focused on any one particular atrocity but this really ought to be a serious scandal and people need to pay heavy prices for this

if you showed trump footage from Independence Day you could probably get him to believe he's been exploded by a space ship

yeah I can accept an “absolute disgrace” about soccer at 8AM but you’re not allowed to post “no fucking way” about a pick six, sorry

Suddenly: tremendous amount of gas and pepper balls fill the road. People running, canisters exploding.

shot for shot remake of Lord of the Rings movies BUT Elrond is played by Arwen’s actual father: Steven Tyler

"Call an ambulance...but not for me. Also could you tell them to pick me up as well please. Actually can you call a second ambulance?"

Chotiner: Can your starting pitchers keep throwing the whole game? Dodgers: Theoretically, but it’s very difficult. Chotiner: So, you typically have to substitute other pitchers at some point? Dodgers: We do. Chotiner: And those pitchers, can they win the game? Dodgers: Can we go light on this?

a stripper clip? this man was angry about the advent of refrigeration

*prophet sweating* gettin another revelation that's telling me pacific time

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

can someone intervene on my wife

such a shame how you couldn’t say this while you were ‘im speaking’ at anti-genocide protesters. this rewriting of history that politicians and journalists are gonna attempt over the next few years will work for some and not for others.

Turn! Turn! Turn!

giving a moment like this to Jimmy Fallon is like giving a Maserati to a dog

This is not a “stock price collapse”, guys. Today is not your first day on the internet

people keep reposting this but cmon it’s made up. the stock hasn’t “collapsed” (it’s barely down) and there are precisely no numbers on how many subscription cancellations there have been

someone’s gotta do something about the Powder Gangers

The real problem though is that our institutions love folding to them and there’s no functional opposition party, not that these freaks have mass support.

this is lunacy, man. this is making me feel completely insane

throwback to january of this year, when a measly two teams held moments of silence for the death of a former president and he had to share the spotlight with victims of the bourbon street terror attack

I heard that he actually killed himself

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

is there confirmation on the Fuentes fandom?

If this doesn't summarize America I really don't know what does.

Wild how political alliance with Zionism sweeps all sorts of wild statements about Jews under the table

bongo and kash are on the scene

well,

slow down the hand movement and you’ll see that his left pinky is absorbed by his right thumb, and then his fingers shift so his ring finger becomes his pinky

A lot of oppressed people today are seeing our "allies" shed more tears for those who would murder us than those of us who have been/would've been murdered by them.

you’re laughing. Gavin Newsom’s best friend just died and you’re laughing

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

“they want any reason to escalate because they will win that conflict and you will suffer” is a true statement that carries more important implications than “it’s bad to celebrate this”

Charlie Kirk has died at 31 after being shot today, according to conservative online channel Real America's Voice, where Kirk's show aired.

The imperialism—we’re going to boomerang it very strongly. It’s going to boomerang like you’ve never seen it boomerang before

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

This happened during Trump's first term, but I believe under Pete Hegseth we are about to enter a new golden age of the SEALs being told "your mission, should you choose to accept it: take these amphetamines, fall out of a helicopter, and drown."

not today. but some day before too long

what is going on??

TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION