i am the princess and the dragon and the tower

"New Year, New Me," I whisper as I repeat my endless cycle

posting is basically the bravest thing you can do in any situation

it’s almost halloween

interesting

Just bought a gag clock that's only right twice a day. This thing is hilarious

I'm grateful to covid 2020 lockdown for leading me to Mini Mansions

Barkly, Fitzroy, Brunswick, Yarra - is Melbourne all wrapped up in a pretty lil 🎀

Trauma across all the species

Your rich leaders get richer, while you die in the swamp, GI (Here we go again, now Venezuela)

Fixed my car battery 💪

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

Signs your cleaner is done for the day.

Love ordinary things. "reality denied comes back to haunt" 👻

Watching a ball drop is exciting enough. but when it becomes a whole new year at the same time it's insane

Now I know where those beers disappeared to. Absolutely into my stomach, yes definitely

Hny dickheads fuk this new cunt ey

Guys not worth it I'm out

I dunno wtf bitches like 🥴

Mwa mwa gnite

Seriously guys wtf

Nihilism, is that back? Ok lol

I cannot wait until you tell about me to your

Ok whatever it was an era

Seriously fuck off

Love you thoooo

Byeeeee

Good night fuck off

Please kiss me 👄

Babe

Yeah?

I think

And that's real

I love you tho

Omg you guys

If you wanted to know The Truth we're all here for it it's here..

It's actually meaningless but whatever

2026 is year of the HORSE BITCH

I am hysterical now if you don't mind if you please

there's so much free salt on the sidewalk if u don't mind washing it off

funk soul brother

I cannot fight this without it being it being a telenovela about it,... It you want to fight me this will be a 👀 telenovela about it aye

I'll be in be in bed thank you

I cannot right now

I literally stupid didn't know where I am fuck off bitchers love you tho

Hamnet is the new ancient internet

The compliments at the bar threw my confidence into full blown psychosis

Yeahhh, they all over the streets oops makes opportunities for stuff like this which is uh nifty and totally makes up for the little fire bombs left all over the place www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy-w...

When I say I’m power hungry I mean the electricity is out so my toaster won’t work.