You may be wondering why it's anyone else's problem that these companies gambled themselves into potential bankruptcy. The answer may be stupider than you think

CATS/WETCAT2.GIF

Christians walking around playing Bible readings from their phone are the friendliest schizophrenics

The social construct of capitalism got the majority out of poverty, but the psychology of the system bred and encouraged social pathology. Here we are now 🤑

OFF MY CHEST: went on a first date with one of Boy Boy to the fishmarkets and tried king crab legs. It was still frozen but he was polite about it

Paper bag Pretty Kitty 💜😸💜

I mean seriously

make this the national anthem

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Being findommed by my feline

WorkDay... heh, hasn't worked a day in its life!

Japanese artist Naomi Okubo, Camouflage #3, 2017 #womensart

When it comes to choices, always go with the best option

Jeff Bezos is so ugly... AND he's short.

Every waxing or waning gibbous, I remember my gibbon lover

I have over 10+ years experience in Claude Code, hmu

Imb habben an snoozle fur #catboxsunday.

wally was sleeping in this tiny little box next to my bed lol

Having useful skills and direct contribution to your output is soo satisfying. Can't imagine why anyone would 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to be CEO

Workers have agreed to replace their CEO with copilot

Caturday

gas station cashier told me gas station is his heart an we all have to find our own heart to be cashier of

you fell for my trap where i look like a huge dumbass loser

This oil painting is titled "Infinity Cat" and was created by artist Daniel Arthur. #Caturday 🐈.

So long as we have an economic system that rewards accumulating wealth over everything else, oligarchs and exploitation are absolutely inevitable.

And this is why capitalism will inevitably lead to authoritarian oligarchy. Only the most sociopathic evil fuckers are willing to take the actions to hurt so many people in order to make money. Being evil gets paid, while being good gets warm fuzzy feelings.

“You cannot make billions of dollars without hurting lots of people. And you can’t hurt lots of people without, in some sense, believing that they’re not really people.” Corey Doctorow

Calling my wife’s cell to say “Call me Jenga way i make bitches fall” causing her to block my number

nobody is talking about clones anymore

share unintelligence and enjoy alternative facts

Pronounces "buspirone" like "macaroni"

old musicians all knew how to throw down a good "shoobee doo wap". a skill many modern musicians are sadly lacking.

Animal studies

did we ever figure out what was going on with yoyos in the 90s

one time i ate an entire cheese pizza all to myself like a roman emperor

Chortle jorts

[issuing one of my patented sick burns] your voice sounds the way comic sans looks

J Louis "Relapse", 2018 #art

Better chance of romance with the lesser apes

I want a gibbon husband

The secret garden Rebecca Rebouché

I fear this cat may be too good at her job. 😼

LinkedIn is a working class to fascism accelerator app

My wife’s diary says I’m “sneaky”

be as fearless as the ants currently enjoying a meal inside my toaster oven

If we solve world hunger then people will lose the motivation to eat

Please don't take this as a compliment but I've learned so much from you.

Roles for a theatre called life. No auditions. First come, first served basis. Last ones take the blame.