My D&D days are long over, but I hope some DM out there introduced a magical artifact into their game called the Eggplant of Malice.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

The Presidency was never intended to be a safe haven for criminals.

LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...

I APPLAUD the 21 Indiana Republicans who did NOT vote for the new gerrymandered map! They chose our country's INTEGRITY over bad politics (cheating) & big money. So, THANK YOU! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Honey says "what ya eating?"

#GVerse #FuckICE detain U.S. citizen for "looking" Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground. Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse. The incident occurred at the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood in Minneapolis. #DemsUnited

Okay, small kudos to Jon Stewart for addressing the gay jokes about Lindsey Graham. Even your liberal icon knows that it’s not about the target of the jokes, it’s about the people those jokes help make targets. Do disabilities next.

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

even in a scenario like this where you might need to take down a post that doesn’t align with ToS, responding sarcastically does nothing but propagate negative sentiment across the social graph & raise further questions about whether Bluesky has a conservative political bias.

Assigned's mentions for this post are flooded with people who want to jeer at Biden so may I just say: When a Democratic former president makes a point of standing up for trans rights in a situation where he is absolutely not required to do so, for God's sake, just take the W.

Who has made this 🤣

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Col. Nicole Mann (USMC) is a pilot & NASA astronaut. She is the first #NativeAmerican woman to go into space & to go on a spacewalk. US Naval Academy & Stanford grad (engineering), she is of Wailaki heritage (Round Valley Indian Tribes). #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #WomenInSTEM #AstronautEnvy🚀

Adding open mouth and harvest to my list of muted words. Y'all need to calm down.

The Presidency was never intended to be a safe haven for criminals.

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

Timeline Cleanse. Dogs reacting to magic tricks. 🥰😂🤣

Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron

TEN MONTHS IN: The national debt is higher. The trade deficit is wider. The inflation rate has worsened. The unemployment rate is up.

This is high literature

#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy An unearthed video shows Former Defense Secretary Esper saying #Shit4Brains wanted to shoot protesters. “Can’t you just shoot them?” This is why our military needs the reminder about unlawful orders. Share this widely.

Few things bug me more than higher ed leaders saying that we lost our mission and lost the trust of the public, when we have actually been the target of a decades-long smear campaign by the right wing that worked. The moment we’re losing our mission is right now, in capitulation.

*taps mic* If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!! It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️

So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.

The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility. Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

Text from a friend:

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions "Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

The conditions at the Broadview ICE facility are getting worse. This is why we keep coming back. Our neighbors are not alone. You can join us in demanding transparency + accountability at 1930 Beach Street.

When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks 2 legit 2 quit

It is impossible to imagine people allowing this to go on (or even participating in it within the government) if he was ordering the murder without any process of French citizens or Brits or Australians on boats no matter what they were alleged to be doing.

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

This is mind-blowing. Truly. What a story. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.

A beautiful Bald Eagle circled overhead during our protest in Burnsville Minnesota and the crowd went wild #NoKings #Minnesota

So these narcoterrorists are so dangerous that we've decided to kill them Until they're caught Then we decide to let them go? Wtfffff

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days. Epstein Shutdown.