Donald Trump would die on Easter just to steal the spotlight from Jesus.

Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏

BREAKING NEWS: There was some kind of upset at the White House this morning. People are whispering that Trump is at Walter Reed. The president either had another stroke or his vagina neck is dilated ten centimeters and he's having that baby.

Military professionals are desperately trying to stomp out the fuse Trump keeps lighting.

Trump plans spending $377M on executive residence renovations – and wants $174M more

Oh really, Fox News? Should we be worried that Iranian state TV was once forced to pay out $787 million in a settlement for telling bald-faced lies? Or was that you? 🤨

NEWS: A second U.S. Air Force combat aircraft has gone down in the Persian Gulf region, per NYT. Officials say an A-10 Warthog crashed near the Strait of Hormuz, with the pilot safely rescued. This comes as an F-15E was shot down over Iran—one crew member recovered, search ongoing for another.

The United States military has a never ending money faucet. The Trump family will be embedded in the Department of Defense for generations. They're like ticks with insatiable appetites for greed and cruelty.

There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

Trump wants $1.5 trillion for the Department of Defense but we can't afford to help with childcare? I hate that motherfucking pedophile.

It's Good Friday, but we all know what would make this Friday great.

Pam Bondi just found out how bad the job market is.

Pam Bondi knows where the bodies are buried. She's seen the evidence on Donald Trump. If she was smart, she'd release the unredacted Epstein files and save her own ass.

I'd say that Kristi Noem's marriage has been on the rocks, but it seems like it's actually headed for the gravel pit.

I dont give two shits if Kristi Noem's husband likes cross-dressing. The only thing he should be ashamed of is being married to Kristi Noem.

It's 2026 and we'd all be more surprised if Donald Trump hadn't raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Pete Hegseth wants to know why all his soldiers are looking at him weird.

Our tax dollars are paying billionaires to run our government so they can rape and pillage us to death.

He just wanted to wash his hands and turn off the faucet, but things went out of control.

"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."

Donald Trump's life could have been so much different if he was allowed to pass out all the giant checks.

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

The Handmaids of Nashville, carrying signs with the names of the men who are in the Epstein files.🔥🗽

Michael Cohen switched back to Trump's side right around the new Epstein file drop. Did Cohen facilitate payments to victims like Katie Johnson?

Lindsey Graham vacationing at Disney World reminds me of Trump at the Miss Teen USA pageants.

Trump hates America as much as he loves the poorly educated.

BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...

IMPEACH THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

I’m just going to say it plain: Donald Trump ruined lives, and MILLIONS of people in all 50 states hate what he’s doing to this country.

THE WORLD HATES TRUMP.

The American people are stronger than Donald Trump and his fascist cabinet.

Well done. #NoKings

If you were at a No Kings protest today, then I want to follow you. 🇺🇸

These protests are going to give Donald Trump another stroke.

The entire country is telling Trump to go fuck himself. 🇺🇸

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

"We don’t take an oath to a king or queen, a tyrant or a dictator. And we don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator. We take an oath to the Constitution"  -General Mark Milley

If you don't wanna get laid, tell people that you're a Trump supporter.

Good morning, but unfortunately he's still alive.

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

Jared Kushner is claiming to be a "volunteer" in his work as an envoy. But I don't think someone qualifies as a "volunteer" in a job where they are trying to shake down everyone they deal with for monetary compensation.

France raided the Rothschild's home in connection with the Epstein files👀. Now we are talking ...

Donald Trump is committing war crimes to try and distract from his sex crimes.

The military attacked another boat accused of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean. At least 163 people have so far been killed in US boat bombings. Remember: No judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're taking Trump's word for it. This is a danger to us all.

Senior administration officials had to explain to Senile Satan that he’s been negotiating with patio umbrellas at Mar-a-Lago for weeks. “I thought they were Iranians!” he screamed.

This has been the GOP's "starve-the-beast" scheme for nearly 50 years. Meanwhile, millions suffer and struggle to get ahead as the rich get richer. See the problem here?

Not the first time Melania has had to drop her price.