Trump downplaying his war with Iran as just a "military operation" reminds me of him downplaying the rape of E. Jean Carroll as a "sexual assault."

Charlie Kirk could have dodged a bullet by not marrying Erika Kirk.

Donald J. Trump makes Benedict Arnold look like George Washington.

From Jimmy Kimmel.

Putin has had his hand up Trump's ass and working him like a puppet for decades.

I wish the President could focus on ending the war with Iran instead of continuing his war with Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump is crashing the economy so he and his billionaire friends can buy up everything we own for pennies on the dollar. We are experiencing the largest wealth transfer in American history. WE ARE BEING ROBBED BLIND.

If Melania Trump doesn't like America's First Amendment, she can go back to Slovenia.

NEW: Katie Phang is suing DOJ over alleged “brazen” violations of the Epstein Files Transparency Act. She says DOJ missed deadlines, over-redacted, and withheld records tied to Jeffrey Epstein—including references to Trump. The suit seeks full disclosure and a special master to oversee compliance.

ALERT: New lawsuit alleges Justice Dept is violating federal law through its “inappropriate”, “unexplained” and “incomplete" redactions of Epstein Files JUST FILED ====> open.substack.com/pub/macfarla...

For a guy who sues for everything, I find it extremely odd that Trump has never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile. Anyone else find that suspicious?

EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS COVERING UP THE LARGEST PEDOPHILE RING IN HUMAN HISTORY, AND DONALD TRUMP IS AT THE VERY CENTER OF IT. PASS IT ON AND SAVE AMERICA.

Donald Trump won't be in the White House long enough to see his hideous ballroom. His impeachment and removal will happen right after the midterms.

It would be amazing if Barack Obama went to the White House Correspondents' Dinner just to heckle Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is at the very core of the largest pedophile ring in human history.

BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 Kash Patel just stepped down the Twelve Steps.

“All we have to fear, is fear itself” “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” “What the hell is a corner store?” Great Presidential quotes of our time

He can't last that much longer, right?

Just like Melania's legs when Trump is nearby, the Strait of Hormuz is closed up tight.

Americans can't afford groceries while Trump gives Iran $20 billion. This is a reminder that a pedophile is running our country into the ground.

Trump bullied the wrong kid on the playground and got his ass kicked. Now he's picking a fight with the kid on crutches, just to make himself feel strong.

Eric Kirk single handedly kirked her own career.

The next Attorney General needs to be bloodthirsty in their fight to prosecute the Trump administration for treason. The American people deserve justice.

BREAKING NEWS: Erika Kirk has canceled her Georgia TPUSA event appearance over serious threats of not making enough cash.

The only thing creepier than Mike Pence calling his wife "mother", is JD Vance calling Donald Trump "daddy".

Trump met Melania when he was still married to his second mistress. Then she was given a mysterious Einstein visa. Melania and Trump attended nasty parties with Epstein and Ghislaine for years. Melania helped spread the Obama birther bullshit. She cheered on January 6th.

Riley Gaines is the kind of MAGA cultist who would eagerly position herself right behind Trump at hot yoga.

If you’re a sexual abusing politician, today is an excellent day to resign. I’m talking to you, you loathsome slug, Donald Trump.

EVERYONE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS: Conflict of interest doesn’t even begin to cover it. Chad Bianco really seized over 650,000 ballots based on conspiracy theories that don’t even hold up to basic scrutiny. No credible fraud. No real discrepancy. 🧵

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

I get confused too sometimes. For instance, when I look at Trump, I see a pedophile, but everyone keeps telling me he's the president.

NEW: We’re joined by 75 organizations in calling on Meta to cancel plans to install facial recognition technology on their “smart” glasses. This tech would allow anyone who wears the glasses to identify and spy on those around them. Meta must stop this all-out assault on our privacy and safety.

Paging Dr. Jesus, your DoorDash is here.

Jesus, doctor, worker, camera, TV.

If we don't remove Donald Trump from office now, his next nuclear threat might be on own soil.

Before Donald Trump negotiates on behalf of the United States of America, we're going to need to see him pass a cognitive test on live television.

STEP 1: CONGRESS FINDS THEIR BALLS STEP 2: IMPEACH STEP 3: REMOVE STEP 4: INCARCERATE

Rumor has it that Trump regrets not pulling out of Iran almost as much as he regrets not pulling out of Melania.

Donald Trump would die on Easter just to steal the spotlight from Jesus.

Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏

BREAKING NEWS: There was some kind of upset at the White House this morning. People are whispering that Trump is at Walter Reed. The president either had another stroke or his vagina neck is dilated ten centimeters and he's having that baby.

Military professionals are desperately trying to stomp out the fuse Trump keeps lighting.

Trump plans spending $377M on executive residence renovations – and wants $174M more

Oh really, Fox News? Should we be worried that Iranian state TV was once forced to pay out $787 million in a settlement for telling bald-faced lies? Or was that you? 🤨

NEWS: A second U.S. Air Force combat aircraft has gone down in the Persian Gulf region, per NYT. Officials say an A-10 Warthog crashed near the Strait of Hormuz, with the pilot safely rescued. This comes as an F-15E was shot down over Iran—one crew member recovered, search ongoing for another.

The United States military has a never ending money faucet. The Trump family will be embedded in the Department of Defense for generations. They're like ticks with insatiable appetites for greed and cruelty.

There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

Trump wants $1.5 trillion for the Department of Defense but we can't afford to help with childcare? I hate that motherfucking pedophile.

It's Good Friday, but we all know what would make this Friday great.