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Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

The Ayatollah framemogged Pete Hegseth in the Hormuz Strait. Trump is tired of his jestermaxxing and has tapped ASU Frat Leader to be the new Secretary of War

Maptap will never get me to care about French geography, sorry

The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

It's fine that Skubal only pitched one game because USA has plenty of pitching

I was at the Rickwood Classic minor league game when Willie Mays died and it was announced over the PA with the same intonation

Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football

Maxx Crosby won’t see your failed physical jokes but your friends who have a lot of mental and physical ailments probably will, because they’re really spending a lot of time on this website to avoid all of the difficult things they need to be doing to make their lives meaningful and fulfilling.

Bernie... thank you

He was very clear that he didn't want the world to see him

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I'm not completely inherently against military spending BUT not at the expense of the people. We could easily fund universal healthcare, universal basic income, universal childcare, free public colleges, etc...and still have one of the best funded militaries in the world.

People love to say "it's not that deep, bro", but like... we're living in a world where the domino effect of Something Awful moderator decisions has probably caused the deaths of millions of people. Sometimes it IS that deep.

holy shit

Attacks leave dead vs killed

owner: you got that sculpture for out front of my ice cream store done? sculptor: sure do boss. real fucking sexy just like you asked owner: what

One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.

they sell all kinds of flavors of cheetos in hell. sage derby with little green veins in the cheeto, south carolina bbq, coffee cheesecake, fried egg and porcini. thats the main reason to go to hell in the first place honestly

it’s easy to laugh at the British when they fail at sports like Baseball or Basketball, but it’s important to remember they have their own rich tradition of sports like Soccer, Cricket, and Rugby that they also repeatedly fail at.

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

That's the new Valet Parking bays done, next job.

Oh ffs...

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

You're allowed to watch it for as many seconds as rows up into the upper deck you hit it, it's your god given right as someone who smacked the fucking piss out of the ball

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

Trump ran on “Biden is pressing the Increase Gas Prices button, and I will press the Decrease Gas Prices button” but it turns out there is no Decrease Gas Prices button, only an Increase Gas Prices button, which Trump keeps intentionally hitting

when I'm trying to remember the theme song for the Drew Carey Show but I can't remember the right words

weird how nicely this meshes with the stories about how Gen Z men aren't having sex

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life

With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, there’s probably people playing Pokémon who have never played a classic 2D Pokémon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a Pokéball will help increase the odds of catching the Pokémon

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Diego Pavia is lucky he isn't a top 40 prospect

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

The Big Idea: why we should embrace improv comedy doctors

Cave Johnson from Portal voice:

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

come for the sentence "there is no precedent for a World Cup host bombing a participating nation less than four months before the tournament," stay for the reveal that Rudy Giuliani's failson is in charge of the "White House World Cup task force"

Someone Mandered a Gerry the likes of which have never been seen www.tumblr.com/queer-as-cit...

Flying my Saturdays are for the Boys flag upside down in front of my house so my neighbors know I oppose our invasion of Iran.

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, a mother just said "6-7" to a chorus of her children screaming "NOO". Find joy where you can