These parents killed their child and we need to say it

Shakir TD and I post hole

DUDE IS MOVIN

"why don't NFL teams employ rugby tactics more often?"

deadass?

You: Bowl games don't matter Sonny Cumbie: I will take a taser for this bowl game

Karma for not going for 2

Notre Dame's football coach: the notion of sending us to the Pop-Tarts Bowl is insulting BYU's football coach: God wanted us to win the Pop-Tarts Bowl

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

"Clemson strangely uses two timeouts on this drive" - someone who wishes this game was 1:20 closer to being over

Thanks for nothing, @time.com . @theonion.com

It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

He's literally grooming her. This is grooming behavior. His default with little girls is to groom them. Do you have any idea how many little girls I interviewed said the offender was nice to them and called them pretty and cute? Fuck this baby raper in the goddamn ear hole.

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

"how can you suddenly dislike your delicious steak dinner when you find out the chef dropped it on the ground and never washed his hands?"

What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

The haters can't stand that I'm simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

what if we kissed beside the

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

stop eating wood? and let my teeth grow out of control? what are you, the forest service?

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

How are ND fans still doing this 11 years later? What kind of disease is this?

When I’m definitely heartbroken about my husband’s murder 4 months ago and I don’t want people to suspect me of being involved.

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.

The easiest, lowest sacrifice you can do is to stop playing games and watching media from bad companies. So, so little of a sacrifice. If you can’t do that, how can you expect others to take you seriously?

Look what you people have done

I hope everyone who wanted to jinx this is happy

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

This was found in the batch of Epstein files the DOJ released today.

The people yearn for dense, walkable urban areas with public plazas!

The Mets booth can only dream of being this funny

"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."

I do think more people should appreciate that Sarah has to be selective about when she draws attention to her identity given the obsessive focus on it by some of her colleagues--she is in a uniquely impossible position. But it also makes it more impactful when she does.

It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.

Once read an interview with former pro wrestler Bret Hart who, when asked to do a "cowboy" gimmick early in his career, said, "Where I come from, pretending to be a cowboy when you're not a cowboy would get your teeth kicked in." ANYWAY

Amanda Seyfried, I was not familiar with your game

The Panthers in the driver's seat: