"The owner of Madison Square Garden should not use facial recognition to ban people from events or spy on them while in the arena" just seems like a wildly uncontroversial statement. Maybe you could, I dunno, threaten to take away the absurd tax breaks? Use some leverage here.

Trump take Mario Kart

It’s depressing how things that were seen as KKK-level racism when I was in college are mundane government policies and Supreme Court decisions today.

It’s V-E Day. We beat these fucking Nazis before and by God we will do it again.

Mr Mayor your smoke too tough, your swag too much

Still probably better than letting my son watch Blippi or Peppa Pig. Weighing my options

This is how every other country imagines life in America

You know who else should get to do a World Cup anthem…..

Mowing the lawn really do just be woke audism

I love this idea, and we should expand it to other years 1974 LOST 100 GAMES HIRED BENCH COACH (FORD) AFTER MANAGER FIRED NEW MANAGER SUCKED FARM WAS TRASH

-- god on the ninth day, waking up from a bender

I feel like “it’s absolute horses” should refer equally to something good or something bad with its meaning imparted solely through a persons delivery of the line

It's absolutely hilarious how the way the 1890's were viewed in pop culture from the 1920's-1960's is EXACTLY the same as how the 1950's were viewed from the 1970's-1990's. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nin...

Fellas, is it out of pocket to watch hentai?

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

6 7 haha i hate myself

HE IS RISEN

“Ass like donkey, si”

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

*leans into mic* birria tacos are just a form of dunkaroos

im very woke (drank margs on cinco de mayo)

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

*whatever restaurant's "pico de gallo" commercial voice* Cinco de Mayo

McDonald's is removing soda machines because a leprechaun told them to. My evidence? McDonald's removing soda machines

I mean....I think Brett Gardner is a Hall of Famer

BlueSky users when we get the chance to post about how trains are neat

Can we normalize bullying?

if you didn’t believe that he once put a frozen pizza in the oven on a plastic cutting board, you do now

U.S. Senator from Louisiana with degrees from Vanderbilt, Virginia, and Oxford.

Need this dad for ceasefire negotiations

'Trump Says' or 'White House Says' instead of telling the truth. The hallmark of bitchmade journalism

Just wanna post this

tired: these were the best four games in Knicks playoff history wired: these were the best four games in anybody's playoff history www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...

Oh, did he have a nazi tattoo as well?

The real danger isn't echo chambers, it's algorithmic silos

Old people can't grasp the concept of "the home team should be wearing their coolest jersey"

Bugs plugging Elmer's cock with his finger as he's about to cum and it explodes

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall