Hans Christian Moleman
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Jules Suzdaltsev
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Laura Bassett
about 23 hours ago
Jesus Christ
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The Onion
1 day ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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Coach Finstock
1 day ago
The Ayatollah framemogged Pete Hegseth in the Hormuz Strait. Trump is tired of his jestermaxxing and has tapped ASU Frat Leader to be the new Secretary of War
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Maptap will never get me to care about French geography, sorry
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Cooper Lund
3 days ago
The idea that America isnāt for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. Itās antithetical to the concept of America.
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It's fine that Skubal only pitched one game because USA has plenty of pitching
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I was at the Rickwood Classic minor league game when Willie Mays died and it was announced over the PA with the same intonation
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Dan OāSullivan
3 days ago
Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football
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Norm Charlatan
3 days ago
Maxx Crosby wonāt see your failed physical jokes but your friends who have a lot of mental and physical ailments probably will, because theyāre really spending a lot of time on this website to avoid all of the difficult things they need to be doing to make their lives meaningful and fulfilling.
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
Bernie... thank you
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He was very clear that he didn't want the world to see him
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3 days ago
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Emily Nussbaum
4 days ago
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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Desert Liberal
4 days ago
I'm not completely inherently against military spending BUT not at the expense of the people. We could easily fund universal healthcare, universal basic income, universal childcare, free public colleges, etc...and still have one of the best funded militaries in the world.
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VelodusāØ
5 days ago
People love to say "it's not that deep, bro", but like... we're living in a world where the domino effect of Something Awful moderator decisions has probably caused the deaths of millions of people. Sometimes it IS that deep.
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bryson
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holy shit
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Coach Finstock
almost 2 years ago
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Luke O'Neil
5 days ago
Attacks leave dead vs killed
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PolkPanther
5 days ago
owner: you got that sculpture for out front of my ice cream store done? sculptor: sure do boss. real fucking sexy just like you asked owner: what
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Matt Duss
5 days ago
One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldnāt make it again.
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ex luna, scientia
8 months ago
they sell all kinds of flavors of cheetos in hell. sage derby with little green veins in the cheeto, south carolina bbq, coffee cheesecake, fried egg and porcini. thats the main reason to go to hell in the first place honestly
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
5 days ago
itās easy to laugh at the British when they fail at sports like Baseball or Basketball, but itās important to remember they have their own rich tradition of sports like Soccer, Cricket, and Rugby that they also repeatedly fail at.
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Jon Bois
5 days ago
[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] iām just sayinā
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Sahil Bajaj is Still Looking for Work (Remote Edition)
5 days ago
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
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Chuck Wendig
6 days ago
Abolish ICE is the moderate position.
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Stansaid Airport
6 days ago
That's the new Valet Parking bays done, next job.
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Stansaid Airport
6 days ago
Oh ffs...
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Nathan Goldwag
7 days ago
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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You're allowed to watch it for as many seconds as rows up into the upper deck you hit it, it's your god given right as someone who smacked the fucking piss out of the ball
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6 days ago
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Ray
7 days ago
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
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Rodger Sherman
7 days ago
Trump ran on āBiden is pressing the Increase Gas Prices button, and I will press the Decrease Gas Prices buttonā but it turns out there is no Decrease Gas Prices button, only an Increase Gas Prices button, which Trump keeps intentionally hitting
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Chris Towers is Battling For a Roster Spot
8 days ago
when I'm trying to remember the theme song for the Drew Carey Show but I can't remember the right words
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actioncookbook
8 days ago
weird how nicely this meshes with the stories about how Gen Z men aren't having sex
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What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life
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10 days ago
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Lady Emily āļø
10 days ago
With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, thereās probably people playing PokĆ©mon who have never played a classic 2D PokĆ©mon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a PokĆ©ball will help increase the odds of catching the PokĆ©mon
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Pavel
10 days ago
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
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Vera "Countess" Lycaon
10 days ago
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Scott Spratt
11 days ago
Diego Pavia is lucky he isn't a top 40 prospect
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Anthony Moser
8 months ago
you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
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Anthony Moser
6 months ago
The Big Idea: why we should embrace improv comedy doctors
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Beware the Ides of Ham
11 days ago
Cave Johnson from Portal voice:
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Jon Bois
11 days ago
i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail
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Calvinball Congress
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Rodger Sherman
11 days ago
come for the sentence "there is no precedent for a World Cup host bombing a participating nation less than four months before the tournament," stay for the reveal that Rudy Giuliani's failson is in charge of the "White House World Cup task force"
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Someone Mandered a Gerry the likes of which have never been seen
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Norm Charlatan
12 days ago
Flying my Saturdays are for the Boys flag upside down in front of my house so my neighbors know I oppose our invasion of Iran.
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The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, a mother just said "6-7" to a chorus of her children screaming "NOO". Find joy where you can
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