Masahiro Tanaka Pitcher Debut: 2014 - Retired: 2020 NYY

Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup

My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish Modell's is alive Knicks in five

Feels a little hard to chart this because we are both Coach Dads despite being way less grass-touching than that area suggests.

People had strange hobbies a century ago. @actualnames.bsky.social

Dads are like Pokémon, you got the water type, the fixer type, the sports type, etc.

I get that it's a "judgement call", but I feel like it's a little home-cooking to call this a triple

There’s Grand Theft Auto the crime but then there’s Grand Theft Auto the specific action that I’d only ever heard of happening in the video game Grand Theft Auto

soccer is very explicit about not using hands. you gotta cover your mouth with your foot if you wanna say racial slurs

The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth

IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.

I can’t wait for the first EDM national anthem. Tears. Solemn salutes. Oontz oontz oontz oontz

Listening to Brasil's national anthem, I ask: have we considered replacing the Star Spangled Banner, which is hard to sing, is problematic, and does not even have American-written music, with a Sousa march?

You can't be both homophobic and worse than the Mets is such a good burn I'm mad I didn't come up with it.

International sports always reminds me that I am patriotic for the America that Republicans stole from us and we have to not only take it back, but crush white evangelical christian supremacy.

An Australian named Jacob Italiano means there’s an Italian named Giacomo Australiano

broke: Country Roads is about West Virginia woke: Country Roads is about the western part of Virginia bespoke: Country Roads is about the western portion of Virginia colony's 1609 land grant

Excited for the Premier League season!

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

The number of people at the Knicks parade today were roughly equal to the combined population of Wyoming, Vermont, North Dakota, South Dakota, Delaware, Montana & Alaska. So if you heard about any issues in NYC today, but not about any crimes in those states, you know the agenda of that media.

Mowing the lawn is inherently ignorant.

all chatgpt knows is eat hot chip and lie

I do wonder if it's semi-common knowledge in Scotland (or here, really, tbh) that Southern American frying techniques like the chicken-fried steak or fried chicken were born from Scottish immigration and West African slavery marrying frying techniques. Food origins really shine a light on history.

Okay I looked it up. “Boston Strong” is a bigoted slur against Buddhist folks.

The Browns don't want to deal with a guy who has a sports gambling problem so for now they're content with a guy accused of sexually assaulting 28 women. Can't make this stuff up.

Give me more Vietnamese taco trucks. Give me Nancy Ajram ft. Ariana Grande. Give me Mongolian goal songs at NHL games. Multiculturalism is literally the coolest shit of all time.

domestic teams in other countries: FC Town Name, Town Name FC American domestic teams: the Pensacola Blue Wahoos, the Orlando Magic national teams in other countries: The Indomitable Lions, the Relentless Elephants American national teams: Team USA

Me this morning: "Davis Martin" is a Cy Young contender?? Me this evening: Davis Martin is a Cy Young contender??

america is an ideal worth fighting for

"I wanted to be the superior Frenchman, but then I ate the Beaver Nuggets. I don't know what is in them" Welcome to America Baby

It’s a passion of mine. I’m not doing it for the money

Is it carbon monoxide

Like come on

Punk festival where every band’s setlist consists entirely of Nazi-punching songs

I will nobly die on the hill that Mexican American street food tastes better with Pepsi than Coke

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Congratulations New York on having the best salsa

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME

If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team

The dudes who burned sage outside the MSG Gates the day after President Trump desecrated the place, attending the only game the  Knicks lost all postseason, are the real  NBA Finals MVPs.

Happy Pride Knicks in Five

Whoever comes out of the west is going to erase that point differential

It’s cute that New Yorkers actually think they’re gunna win a ring this year