oh so he's GUILTY guilty

my "I am not Epstein's victim" t-shirt is etc etc

I will never skip the opportunity to denigrate the worst city in the world, the syphilitic pustule at the tip of America's festering urethra, Miami God Damn Florida

everyone is talking about the Allah bit, but "open the fuckin' strait" is sending me Racist Granddad is piiiiiised lol

Someone I don’t really know asked me earlier this week if I’d ever teleported to a Waffle House and my instinctual reaction to the joke was surprisingly hostile. Like I went to the University of Georgia of course I’ve teleported to a goddamn Waffle House

ffs he was supposed to be the smart one

Ah, the NYT, where 1998 never ended so long as you can find a fittingly arch way to express disdain for anyone who believes otherwise...

our nation's Racist Granddad is rambling again

[very long exhale and unpuckering of anus]

if the plain text of a constitutional amendment doesn't matter, we have neither a democracy nor a republic, and I don't think the justices on the court have considered what checks would remain on their power in that scenario

The 2012 election episode when the GOP people tell Jack that a giant pile of money won't swing the election Jack: "First of all, don't you dare talk like that in front of the pile of money!" [high pitched voice, very low in the mix]: "Thanks, Jack!"

ooof it's happening

🎶[Money For Nothing intro intensifies] 🎶

re-watching this game, I forgot how fucking dirty Turf Borland was lmao get wrekt

ICE is unpopular and the only reason it isn't "Bush in 2008" unpopular is because so far they're disproportionately targeting Democratic areas guess the typical political affiliation of someone who goes to the airport lmao

under 65 ✅ doesn't have a nazi tattoo ✅

holding one to this one lmao

Norah and Her Aura at Hart Bar

oh the internal polls are BAD bad

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

This shit should be genuinely disqualifying for Platner.

it is immoral to ride waymo, you are putting lives at risk to get to your destination ever so slightly sooner

"why didn't the mayor make a snappy TikTok video about a terrorist attack" is a question that only an employee of the New York Times would struggle to answer

he's either an idiot with no political instincts who will cost us a Senate seat, or he's a Nazi there's not really a third option

watching this Hegseth press conference, and I gotta say, if there's one thing voters get fired up about, it's oblique swipes at Paul Bremer

"let them eat tofu"

my favorite band, Brass Queens, at Littlefield on Mardis Gras

14 days unmuted, for fucks sake people

granddad is struggling, juiceless

no tariff is illegal on stolen land

i'm trying to imagine the kind of person who was chill with the nazi shit but gambling was the last straw (not talking about OP, obviously, they've been on the right side of this from the jump)

they're scared of AOC

it would be pocket change for Jeffrey Bezos to fly every one of these journalists home first class, and yet

if using AI to crap out a hundred unreadable novels really is an effective way to make money, why is she trying to sell you a course on how to do it instead of, yknow, just doing it

5th Circuit signs off on concentration camps

as an experiment, New York city elected a decent and normal person to high office. let's see how that's working out.

RETURN OF THE GOT DANG KING

Hot 8 at Howlin' Wolf

I doubt this is going to happen, but the president shitting himself on an open mic being the thing that finally breaks fascist control over mainstream media would be pretty hilarious

broke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from Trump's connections to Epstein woke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from moot's connections to Epstein

look at this fucking dweeb lmao

alright that's enough of that

it is currently illegal to deport US citizens what would a rule preventing ICE agents from deporting US citizens actually do

rest in piss, Greg, you won't be missed

voter registration drives, the tush push, and ICE whistles

me after Saban hired Tommy Fucking Rees:

listen, we've all been on 459 having driven 10 miles on empty and thought, "this is fine, I can make it to the exit"