it would be pocket change for Jeffrey Bezos to fly every one of these journalists home first class, and yet

if using AI to crap out a hundred unreadable novels really is an effective way to make money, why is she trying to sell you a course on how to do it instead of, yknow, just doing it

5th Circuit signs off on concentration camps

as an experiment, New York city elected a decent and normal person to high office. let's see how that's working out.

RETURN OF THE GOT DANG KING

Hot 8 at Howlin' Wolf

I doubt this is going to happen, but the president shitting himself on an open mic being the thing that finally breaks fascist control over mainstream media would be pretty hilarious

broke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from Trump's connections to Epstein woke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from moot's connections to Epstein

look at this fucking dweeb lmao

alright that's enough of that

it is currently illegal to deport US citizens what would a rule preventing ICE agents from deporting US citizens actually do

rest in piss, Greg, you won't be missed

voter registration drives, the tush push, and ICE whistles

me after Saban hired Tommy Fucking Rees:

listen, we've all been on 459 having driven 10 miles on empty and thought, "this is fine, I can make it to the exit"

let's do Vietnam again but somehow even stupider

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

my public statement that this clusterfuck is not a real story is raising a lot of questions already answered by my public statement

"papers please" lmao get fucked

[Baba O'Reilly intensifies]

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

catching up on college football

I wish to be distracted

I remember hearing this guy speak for the first time during the White Guys For Harris call. He made me feel like I could run through a damn brick wall. The drop-off from that feeling to... whatever THIS is, oof

if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

oof, I hate being right roll tide anyway

his final message…

many are saying

one of several Ohio State universities, it turns out

Live and Let Die Goldfinger Skyfall "You Know My Name" (Casino Royale) Radiohead's rejected theme for Spectre

Trump, as usual, in retreat we're winning

Les Miles dumbfounded by the end of that game

I'm hearing... bert?

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

either Trump is breaking the law ordering illegal strikes or Trump has reached an undeniable level of cognitive decline both stories would be headline news above the fold, and yet

me, reading your Bluesky feed

I just renewed my driver's license earlier this year I did it online and didn't have to leave the house (except for the eye exam, which I did at the pharmacy on the corner). my new card was mailed to me within a week I *wish* healthcare worked like the DMV

"everyone who used to associate with Epstein is lying about having disavowed him. except for me, of course."

RETVRN

I downloaded this off of Limewire, it was actually a Lagwagon album and it gave me a virus

no suspension no fine, make him record a PSA about how violence isn't the answer and be done with it

I appear to have angered Bluesky's thriving DPRK fanbase with this one

merry christmas everybody

gonna do the HR meme with 2025 Miami/Texas A&M and 2011 Alabama/LSU