Democrats need to set up a shadow Department of Justice (not married to the name) ASAP, and they need to start telling Trump officials what they're going to be charged for the next time Dems are in power fuck "a time for healing", these dicks need to go to jail, and we need to start that work now

broke: calling your teacher "mom / dad" woke: telling your server "I love you"

dan aykroyd is a weird dude but this is the median position on trans rights and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something

this. once i realize that the Democratic political consultant class aren't incentivized to win elections but are incentivized to maximize donations from corporations and billionaires, a whole of lot of DNC decisions started to make more sense.

my 11th grade trigonometry teacher spent a good 20 minutes of class time one day reading Clinton conspiracy email forwards to us ........ yes he was a coach how did you guess

Big Blitz at Brasswick in Industry City

college football is stupid and great

I am disappointed to learn that my beloved Crimson Tide play better when I don't observe them ☹️

this is the way, not tactically retreating on every conflict so we can focus on "kitchen table issues" we can fight on a dozen battlefields at the same time but Trump can't, I don't know why we've been trying to make things easier for him

this coulda been us but we playin

yeahhhhh it's time

I don't want to become a Trump health truther, but uhhhhh

the message of the day on Blueksy is "political violence is bad and we shouldn't encourage violence against our political opponents" picture unrelated sorry i'm trying to delete it

... ok, maybe Bluesky is a *little* cooked

the original Manhattan Project has a budget of $2.2 billion, which was about 1% of US GDP at the time global private investment in AI is valued at about $250 billion, which is also about 1% of US GDP we've already given AI a Manhattan Project and the technology still sucks

dang, should have asked if he was taking the Saudi ambassadorship lmao

if you're still unclear about whether the antivax stuff is a foreign psy-op, the reactionary weirdos have started calling them "jabs"

at the Utica A, Eric Adams is getting heckled at a meet and greet

he's making it too easy

Trump scheduled an anodyne bureaucratic announcement for 2pm and has had to postpone it for mysterious reasons the mainstream media has elected not to do wall-to-wall speculation about what this means, because they want to cover for Trump's obvious incapacity cool cool cool

she literally said "eat more vegetables, eat less dessert"

jk I never liked football

this can only happen so many times before you have to blame the coach

"score quickly, get a stop, score quickly again" he said, coping

bAmA gEtS aLL tHE cALLs

KALEN DEBOER STOP WORKING ON YOUR JENNIFER COOLIDGE IMPERSONATION AND COACH

Kalen DeBoer look like you know what you're doing challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

Ty Simpson looking positively Arch Manning-esque (derogatory)

four and out on defense, my expectations have been sufficiently lowered, Roll Tide

17-7 at the half what the fuck

AGAIN

watching these replays, how many slips are we going to have before something changes

free rusher slipped, when does Bama invest in long cleats

that second level blitz Never Works and we keep going back to it

three and out, if the defense doesn't wake up this can get uuuugly

down 14-7 this "swarm" defense is uhhhh not looking so hot

"bAmA gEtS aLL tHE cALLs" as a an FSU defender jumps offside and Bama gets called for it

7-7 after one remains to be seen if our OL is *that good* or if FSU 's DL is *that bad*

can no one rid me of this meddlesome Malzahn

this is football how God and Bear Bryant intended 7-0 good guys

I do not want to root for Tennessee BUT this game better end before Bama kicks off

Arch Manning, YOU are a Montreal Alouette

better learn to speak Quebecois, Arch

I found out in 2020 they called the election for Biden because, no joke, my neighbors started banging pots and pans I expect something similar for when ✨It Happens✨

a 55-year-old Senator doesn't retire if she thinks her party's leader has a secret plan to cancel the midterm elections

football is baaaaack

I assure you, my other posts are worse

any halfway decent journalist should ask Newsom "why is 19 too young to receive lifesaving medical treatment but not too young to date you"

and another thing: im not ineptly bribing local journalists. please dont put in the newspaper that i ineptly bribed a local journalist.