your sport can be financially successful enough to have every game broadcast on national television or it can be exclusive to "real" fans it cannot be both

I'm not trying to dunk on this poster specifically, but Dems are already talking about Platner the way Republicans talk about Trump ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

when arsenal win it's because zohran mamdani supports them and when arsenal lose it's because kier starmer supports them, know the rules

this is a phenomenal read

every complaint about Bluesky boils down to "there are people here and they don't have to look me in the eyes when they talk to me"

we got reparations for Jan 6 rioters before we got reparations for slavery

I'm trying to imagine a similar act of brand suicide New Coke at least eased the transition to HFCS. not sure how Google can pull a "Google Classic" after this

Racist Granddad is losing it

Britain's Michael Dukakis

EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell Axios that the word "gullible" no longer appears in the dictionary

rip to this guy but I'm built different

CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES SEDONA SEX RESORT

brain like a polished marble

ah yes, the Mets losing, a brand new phenomenon that requires a novel explanation

Oswald tried to assassinate JFK but missed. JFK was actually killed by a Secret Service agent firing his weapon by mistake; the massive conspiracy that followed was to cover up incompetence, not treason.

our shared Racist Granddad looks terrible and sounds like he's in pain

oh so he's GUILTY guilty

my "I am not Epstein's victim" t-shirt is etc etc

I will never skip the opportunity to denigrate the worst city in the world, the syphilitic pustule at the tip of America's festering urethra, Miami God Damn Florida

everyone is talking about the Allah bit, but "open the fuckin' strait" is sending me Racist Granddad is piiiiiised lol

Someone I don’t really know asked me earlier this week if I’d ever teleported to a Waffle House and my instinctual reaction to the joke was surprisingly hostile. Like I went to the University of Georgia of course I’ve teleported to a goddamn Waffle House

ffs he was supposed to be the smart one

our nation's Racist Granddad is rambling again

[very long exhale and unpuckering of anus]

if the plain text of a constitutional amendment doesn't matter, we have neither a democracy nor a republic, and I don't think the justices on the court have considered what checks would remain on their power in that scenario

The 2012 election episode when the GOP people tell Jack that a giant pile of money won't swing the election Jack: "First of all, don't you dare talk like that in front of the pile of money!" [high pitched voice, very low in the mix]: "Thanks, Jack!"

ooof it's happening

🎶[Money For Nothing intro intensifies] 🎶

re-watching this game, I forgot how fucking dirty Turf Borland was lmao get wrekt

ICE is unpopular and the only reason it isn't "Bush in 2008" unpopular is because so far they're disproportionately targeting Democratic areas guess the typical political affiliation of someone who goes to the airport lmao

under 65 ✅ doesn't have a nazi tattoo ✅

holding one to this one lmao

Norah and Her Aura at Hart Bar

oh the internal polls are BAD bad

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

This shit should be genuinely disqualifying for Platner.

it is immoral to ride waymo, you are putting lives at risk to get to your destination ever so slightly sooner

"why didn't the mayor make a snappy TikTok video about a terrorist attack" is a question that only an employee of the New York Times would struggle to answer

he's either an idiot with no political instincts who will cost us a Senate seat, or he's a Nazi there's not really a third option

watching this Hegseth press conference, and I gotta say, if there's one thing voters get fired up about, it's oblique swipes at Paul Bremer

"let them eat tofu"

my favorite band, Brass Queens, at Littlefield on Mardis Gras

14 days unmuted, for fucks sake people

granddad is struggling, juiceless

no tariff is illegal on stolen land