Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

There are no adultbjörn because of the Children of the Björn

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

When I said America needed to start holding presidents legally accountable I guess I should have specified our own presidents

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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

The weasels in Roger Rabbit float up to heaven when they die because even the evil toons are unafflicted with human original sin

what are they hiding

Dave? Dave Brooks? The intern-marrier?

sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

it is actually kind of bananas how unitary executive theorists have taken a straightforward clause requiring the president to "faithfully execute the laws" and transformed it into a grant for the exercise of limitless unenumerated power.

Seriously tho. Memo to the unitary executive crowd: who writes the laws that the president is supposed to take care for the execution of???

Melians: please do not do a Peloponnesian War to us! Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho --- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.

Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

It's a shame John le Carré isn't with us anymore. The prestige drama adapted from the award winning book that he would have written inspired by this that no one actually read would be so good

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

What's the charge? Throwing a sandwich? A succulent subway sandwich?

What better way to honor Dick Cheney's memory than start a pointless and illegal war?

You heard me

"I was there when the strength of men failed"

This made more sense in my head

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?"

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APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

The broader project is pretty obviously fash, but from one moment to the next the model is clearly running the whole country like an unusually insane HOA.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

That's a great way to put it. Far-right affinity is part of the current very-online-nihilist cultural package, & the violence it inspires generally serves right-wing goals, but the nihilism & violence are themselves the goals in a way that confuses conventional understandings of political conflict

We don't talk about it, because we allowed everyone senior involved in Iran-Contra to simply continue participating in government, media, finance, & polite society, but the reason we're here in 2025 is largely due to the fact that no one beyond these low-level functionaries paid any price for it.

Tapping the sign

happy labor day

Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me