It's the first election cycle where voters were conceived to Ne-Yo's music

committed the cardinal sin of asking a physician to fill out paperwork

finally an answer to the age-old question, what if Game of Thrones was a TV show

hmm this awards show isn't bad, it has alan cumming and chase infiniti -- ah. it's the AARP movie awards

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

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Carrie sketch 💕 #Art #StarWars #Leia

hello welcome to our assisted living facility please give us $9560 a month and don't forget to donate to our employee support fund. we are hiring btw

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

this is that democratic party social media venture kamala harris announced. this is their big idea to attract young voters.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Baradur in charcoal from 2019

alysa liu!!!

i hope the 2036 Department Of Reparations has employees who are good at math

all further communication will be responded to with this picture of me. thank you for your understanding

not 67, not 69, but somewhere in the middle. appealing to nobody. that's centrism.

My favorite thing about completing model projects is looking back at pictures of it months later and thinking "How the fuck did I actually do that" Anyway, thread of my favorite completed works #models #modelrailroading

five major things to do tomorrow and all of them have obstacles 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 nooo ok honestly knives would fix NONE of them

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

Love some outdated pop fiction www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXq5...

i stopped thinking this way when i was 15, and felt so immediately humbled by all the art and literature and culture i'd ignored for being "old." it was beautiful. and appropriate for age... 15.

id be excited if technology invented the beheading wall from calligula specifically to use on people in the epstein files

can we please be real is anyone actually able to watch ice skating without thinking "don't fall.... don't fall..... do NOT fucking fall" until they're done

I still think the best way to think of the ending of US AID is as the single worst genocide committed by any one US presidential administration. even given all the horrific things the US has done, it's not really that close. 750k dead already; expected 14 million.

Hot take: The doctor shouldn't be the one asking if it's ok if she uses AI to take patient notes. The power differential + patient anxiety + short appointment times means the patient feels pressure to say yes. It should be a question asked during check-in. (I wish it wasn't used at all, but...)

Anyone know a restaurant in the Manhattan area where I can bring my malamute (fully-grown, extremely vocal) and my 4-year-old (does something he calls "going Bluey Dinosaur Mode" where he throws glassware at the floor while screaming) to feed them both massive quantities of gluten

officially 38 and finally allowed to see the special deluxe bluesky features.... wow. iy38yk

audiobooks have helped me rediscover my love for trilogies/long stories where i hate the protagonist until the very middle. i've gone through 7 this year so far and it's helped build up resistance to my "i'll never be able to tolerate boring stories again" maladaptive adhd thoughts OR WHATEVER.

There’s always 5 guys. 3000 people on the internet can read a post and understand it but always 5 guys on the same internet determined to tell you how you’re dumb, wrong, saying something they only imagined you said, or, at the very least, should have said it differently in under 300 words.

Everyone makes fun of the incel "government redistribution of girlfriends" proposal but the state did in fact force women to marry mediocre men by not letting them have a bank account or own property in their name and they don't have to take us that many steps backwards to get there.

this trip around the sun, i pledge to be more of an overly sentimental dumbass :)

All of your code should be deleted. All of the data centers burned to the ground. You should be liberated from this mindlessness.

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Change your gender, become a poet, catapult yourself into the sun. There are no rules. You can do anything you want.

may whatever this is never find me

every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

i hope this serves as a nail in the coffin for those stupid “trust the audience score, tomameter is useless” arguments

if the drop shadow is doing this your book is haunted

this is so good even if getting me to hang out IRL is usually harder than standing in the corner of a circular room

this is The Week

The SPD in 1930s Germany sounds very much like the Democratic Party today

If bystanders tell you that what your abuser did to you should be punished with death, what are they saying about how they look at you? Why do we let hypocrites and accomplices take out their guilt and discomfort on victims?