Serkis just made a *very* weird Animal Farm animated film distributed by Angel Studios, a Utah-based Christian film company so, like, yeah this checks out.

Dear Andy Serkis: Hobbits aren't real. Nowhere in the Lord of the Rings did Tolkien say "every single hobbit in the Shire is white." Also, if he did, hobbits aren't real. It won't destroy your story, which again, is fiction, to have some Black and Brown hobbits. Sincerely, Sheryl

The Luddites' actual argument was that automated looms meant expensive, skilled workers were being replaced with literal children, who were then getting maimed and killed, and maybe this is bad.

i lost all respect for the red baron when he started hawking frozen pizza (REALIZING HE WAS GERMAN) amerikkkans wont eat pizza unless you name it after a nazi (REALIZING IT WAS WWI) you guys know im playing a character right.. my thought's are actually quite profound...

How I long for a walkable community

We are looking at slasher films this month on my website, and first up is Wes Craven's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. It is possible that I have seen this film more times than any other. I have liked it for a long time. www.patreon.com/willowcately...

the SPA acronym (socrates ▶️ plato ▶️ aristotle) is literally the only worthwhile thing i still carry from high school

this is my personal favorite needledrop of all time, and i'm so glad the comments show i'm not alone www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsyf...

there’d be no possible legal basis for this but i do think you could make a workable liberal democracy if it was illegal for lawyers, veterans, and cops to run for office

These photos of FNs community members fleeing their homes by boat are genuinely apocalyptic (Photo via Wayne Wastaken of Collins, Ontario, who says his “hometown is gone”) www.facebook.com/share/r/1ArN...

got new walkways poured yesterday and it's looking so good. feat. kyle's garden and ellie. DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE YARD

stressed af (nothing horrible, everything is just Too Much) and five (5!!!) different clients between now and friday all want a different timeslot 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

bloodcurdling shit

skincare is very important

Amnesty International please assert ownership of this copyright now, it would be both hilarious and good for the world

finished blackwater by matthew mcdowell and was really sad to leave it behind

lol i was about to skeet "do you guys think it's bad if you stick a q-tip in your ear and black stuff comes out" but then i remembered i dyed my hair this weekend

Epstein survivors released this video today urging senators to block the confirmation of Todd Blanche for Attorney General. They’re trying to get to 20,000 signatures on their petition to send a message to the Senate. ujoin.co/campaigns/45...

In Little Village, Justice for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo signs

WHOA indeed. DHS is *not* saying that the officer feared for his life. That is VERY notable in comparison to other shootings.

we gotta wash our produce as if RFK jr himself personally licked every fruit and vegetable

over the course of my life i've heard many many people say "it's too bad hitler didn't find success as an artist, maybe this could have all been avoided" and rowling really gives the lie to that

there's nothing stopping you from using ebony way as an alias. it could just be some normal girl's name

We need to embed journalists in middle class households until they understand that everyone has built a shed (and done some light electrical and plumbing, etc)

here's a couple of gnomes hiding behind a fence

I have no struggle with this at all. Who is this "most of us"?

linkin park on a cloudy day still hits so good

when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern

This is pretty well known, but the Australian flag Sam Neill wore on his uniform in Event Horizon was designed at his request to show the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because he hoped in the future this is how it would actually look. A proper fucken ally in every way, this bloke.

With all the praise for Sam Neill's work going around in the wake of his passing I wanted to throw in In the Mouth of Madness which is not only my favorite John Carpenter movie but the best Lovecraftian horror movie ever made IMO. It's a great film anchored by his flawless performance.

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

"lindsey graham died. the cat can have ONE donut" "no, he cannot"

from dust you came and to dust you shall return. so go ahead and write that down

Hell yeah dude give it a shot!

SOUTH CUNTOLINA......... no.... oh no........

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

soooooo optimistic on the first day of a new desk + computer arrangement as if i'll keep it decluttered for more than an hour

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

im really scared. there is reason to believe mitch mcconnell killed lindsey graham as a means of life extension

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

good things happen when i sleep in on sundays

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

*bangs fists on table* WHO’S! NEXT! WHO’S! NEXT!

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

‘guy who died while we were waiting to hear if another guy died’ is a fitting and worthy epitaph