Oh my god I do not and never will care about the physical flaws of fascist female politicians, I care that they're fucking fascists

The Bearsden shark and calls for better promotion of it so people know about it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Spent the past few days thinking about all my old friends who knew me in my chaotic twenties and how much love I hold for them, even though we don't hang out anymore. 2026: the year of reconnection?

Your auntie Deborah has, once again, bought you a present featuring all the overly aggressive markers of femininity, despite the fact she’s met you on several occasions and – crucially – has eyes.

I'm not sure what was decided at Stonehenge during the winter solstice this year, but I approve of the new god/ruler/emperor/pagan supreme being or whatever the rank is of the one that was chosen:

Watching Andrew Tate getting a good smacking is a sacred winter solstice ritual. Happy smack a misogynist day to all who observe 🧙🎄💅🏻🫶🕯️

She knows when I need her the most.

Shout out to the woman who just complimented me on my floral trousers. You've no idea how much I needed that.

Made a new tree topper. It's the Boss.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

This is Genocide. This is Ethnic Cleansing.

Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do

Stop calling Elon Musk the world’s richest man. He is the world’s greediest man. Rhetoric matters 💅🏻

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

#HauntedSelfie from Haunting #37 of the #Uncanny tour - a very spooky end to the Scottish tour leg @apawhatson.bsky.social We’ll be back to play Glasgow in the Spring! We have Bristol next week, then that’s it until 2026! If you haven’t seen us yet, there are still some tickets available 👻 👻 👻

Tourists! Come to America! Our air traffic controllers haven't been paid, so there's a non-zero chance your flight will crash! Don't worry, if you do get here you could be kidnapped by a masked stormtrooper and held indefinitely in torture conditions! Bring your money to the US!

Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙 Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! 📷 by me #Archaeology

America needs to be boycotted at this stage. Something needs done - this is not normal

CHOCOLATE AND GRAVY: SAME COLOUR, DIFFERENT TASTE. I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ACCEPT THIS

I, for one, believe him.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again

💖NY. Well done new Mayor Zohran Mamdani

5 tips for better sleep that you can read on your bright phone at 2AM

I am really disappointed in all of the rings of mushrooms popping up. Not one has been a portal to the fairy realm yet. Just have to keep trying

The Cayman Islands.

Saw a news report yesterday about children as young as 9 being given weight loss jabs on the NHS, and I think it shows just how utterly bullshit the “lack of research into long term impacts” excuse for banning puberty blockers for trans kids really was. It’s purely ideological.

Happy Samhain 🔥

[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Big Ozymandy, Look at him stood on his plinth in the sand if you dare, Time to despair

"Nathaniel Redmond, director of the Yale school of public health, said on Tuesday that the “horror, scale and velocity of killing” in El Fasher had left pools of blood visible from satellites" Pity the West simply does not have any tools to pressure UAE, which is the RSF's main funder and supplier

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

I’m not going to tell you what to do what not to do but if you’re an LGBTQ person and you follow Roisin Murphy anywhere you should reconsider that because what the fuck is this

Screaming at the TV tonight over @davidolusoga.bsky.social being accused of traitorism. Leave David alone! Raging.

With fascism on the rise, venerating a polite decent debate club culture is actually useful to the fascists, being polite with fascists just normalises them. Call em racists, call em fascists, call em wankers and dont pretend they have a point

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

I'm actually trying to help raise them as decent human beings who care about other people and the planet. You knob.

Nigel Farage accuses teachers of "poisoning our kids" on race issues. Here's a reminder of what teachers and fellow pupils at Farage's own school remember of his own views on that subject. www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Jane Goodall said she’d like to send off to another planet: Musk, Trump, Putin, Xi & Netanyahu. 🚀

Yes. Digital creatures are incorporeal and thus closer in resemblance to the Divine Ideas than humanity, clothed as we are in sinful flesh. More angel than ape, Clippy does not merely have a soul: he has more of a soul than you or I

The attack in East Sussex comes as Britain sees a wave of protests demonising Muslims and asylum seekers.

The Top 10 Elements of the Authoritarian Playbook taken from share.google/b8acAditNeCm... Our government is using two points from the #Authoritarian playbook as an excuse to limit #RightToProtest and to silence those speaking out against #Genocide and the governments complicity! #StopArmingIsrael

The mystery of medical diagnosis!