Girl I’m bored, let’s bend over in lingerie

One of the biggest fake bitch qualities about me is if I post about my relationship... that's fine that's normal. When I see someone else GUSH about their partner like to a rhapsodic extent I'm just sat there thinking "which one of you cheated?? How on the rocks are you really? Who did what to who?"

All of us when bluesky is down

heavy glutes

Date night ideas

Just a little something to take the ege off

My arch nemesis. He doesn’t know I exist, but he’s my nemesis.

americans rag on british food entirely too much.

Girl I’m bored, let’s bend over in lingerie

I’m thinking…

Every year I mean to get some stockings and slutty rabbit ears and eggs and do a butt-centric photoshoot for Easter and I never actually do, but hats off to the holes who do

throne.com/connoralsodr... this worked out well last time

Happy Easter! #bodysuit #ass #feet #ginger #gay

Socially bottom, fiscally top

Being kept pent up and honestly I need to mount everything rn 😵‍💫

Jesus today

I noticed that the Daily Mail wouldn't even use pronouns for Imane Khelif, and she's not even trans. Just extreme stuff bsky.app/profile/park...

I'm pretty certain this is the bunny outfit I'm supposed to be in... Ad long as we fuck like rabbits, I'm happy 💕

Easter is fun because it took so long into my formerly long distance relationship with my American husband to understand that America doesn’t have chocolate Easter eggs. Like I’d tell him about how I’m getting my eggs and he thought I meant just hollowed out dyed decorated eggs

This is me all the time

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

There’s a 🩷 shaped butt trend apparently and I already did that??

Every time I go into HMV I love the crate full of giant miscellaneous fandom plushies. I don’t actually want to buy any myself but I want to go to someone’s house who already has like twenty on their bed to just dive into

Since its thong Thursday but I keep thinking it’s Friday? So I’ve incorporated some fat ass femboy Friday elements in the mix

Good morning! Happy #softcocksaturday 💕 I'm going to be on the road a lot of Monday, so I though it'd be a good time to do an AMA again! If you have a question for me, fewl free to ask it in my link below

Felt cute might do a glute day

Rewatching the movie Final Fantasy: spirits within. And this is a pointlessly complicated plot that feels more like several other films than any final fantasy video game but the cast is STACKED

You ever look at a porn gif and think “I don’t care if something good is happening to you! It should’ve happened to me instead!!”

And I did the scene

If you insist

My Snow White project illustrations so far

The phrase “at no point did I know what was coming next” gets tossed around a lot these days but this one takes it

Finally watching the Hannah Montana anniversary special and god I am loving hearing all the southern accents at play. My husband’s family is from Mississippi and we’ve not been back for so long so the southern twang on every vowel feels like a hug

This still counts for #thongthursday doesn't it?

It’s fake Friday, which makes today fake #fatassfriday #chastity #femboi #femboy

This seemed sexy at the time but caused a lot of splashing

If Ethel Cain can post her hole on Instagram why can I not post my hole on there?? This is reverse patriarchy

Close call… it’s a bit of a toss up between Jamie Dornan or the ghost of Oscar Wilde

Thank you ☺️ when you think about it, why am I ever sat on anything that isn’t another man’s face??

I'm just stretching...

Some people are hesitant to call Hans Christian Andersen queer/gay but look at how many of his stories are either “I long for someone/something I cannot have!” Or “I was a strange outcast but it’s actually because I’m secretly better and more beautiful than my peers” or both

Wait wait shut up… this idea but Macaulay Culkin as the Bruce Willis character

Uh oh ngl.link/connoralsodr...

The visible spank marks from before the picture was taken

Curvy enough for #humpday? #ass #gay

The outfit for tonight 🩷

should the lingerie make a comeback soon? 😈

Could you imagine??? How would I imagine this? I’m deeply visual, you should show me.