I understand all of these words individually

Of course I’d be good place Janet but Stephen is so obviously disco Janet

Like I’m not going to act like I don’t have celebrity crushes like anyone does but because it’s so unlikely to happen I don’t even entertain the fantasy I’d rather use this power on men I know irl

I am anti monarchy, much to my parents indoctrinated chagrin

Her, Piers Morgan, Donald, Elon, Andrew Tate, Tommy Robinson, Kellie Jay Keen, Katie Hopkins… I’ve never done any drugs but even I know this is THE nightmare blunt rotation

So I’ve had like several contracts where people ask me to perform tasks for 7 or 8 hours in a day, in some of these contracts I did a lot in some I did less in some I was very stressed and miserable and in others I was chill. It’s a real wackadoodle world

Pink pony club

Always PJ’s, darkness and ideally a video essay or audiobook playing

Walking around lost somewhere seeing trees an old man approaching me but then my older brother finding me and bringing me home. Apparently I was 2

These pants I found on Depop that look like bell bottom chaps? 1. They did not fit me, 2. The brown leather looking bits don’t stay in place, 3. Insanely it’s made of suede. I know what I was *thinking* I was trying to build a slutty gay western vibe look but that was not the one

It is a pretty happening spot

So truthfully when I wrote that I was riffing on this avenue q performance with the line “good evening gentleman and… obstacles to those gentlemen” said by Lucy The Slut. But people took it very literally like I was talking about the perils of finding a good pleated skirt

I avoid it unless I’m going with friends to another location I tend to just walk everywhere

Love it- always a perfect stocking filler if you can’t think of anything else. My first love from there was dragons egg or anything karma or Lord of Misrule scented

My personal favourite breakfast I’ve ever had was in the Atlanta airport where they had a piece of cooked salmon, an omelette and hash browns of three variations of potato (including purple potato)

Idk how to explain the perimeters of this that I’d like to be asked stuff you’d be prepared to ask me in public if we were face to face so ideally please don’t ask about shoving food up my ass and confessing love for me something a normal person would ask I wouldn’t look back on like this

I mean I am in fact married my bum just has many devotees who enjoy showing their fondness for it in a multitude of ways

Eat ass all day every day any day

Yes because my Halloween costume is Ricky Spanish and Chucky this year and I think this will really help me get into character

Hello femboys and obstacles to femboys

This did well on the bad app

Decided to give this a whirl ngl.link/connoralsodr...

Rewatching gossip girl with my sister and realising things I never noticed before like how they wrote out Kati for most of the show and said her dad moved them to Israel?? Also realising that Rufus was in fact the hottest guy in the show until they ruined his character

We interrupt my usual posts of butt pics to show this adorable new garment (ignore any background debris and thinkpiece sound you hear)

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

I saw a video where Rob Lowe said if you say the word “prune” it helps with the expression and pose in a photo. Was Rob Lowe wrong?

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Looking for external opinions- I do not get the emotional pull for the current ai trend of “me with my child version of myself” and separate to my anti ai sentiment I’m just like… am I some shark eyed psychopath for not understanding the appeal on this one?

Throwback Thursday

Happy fat ass Friday to those of you with fat asses and also to enjoyers of fat asses

I saw a video where Rob Lowe said if you say the word “prune” it helps with the expression and pose in a photo. Was Rob Lowe wrong?

The primary school I went to was directly facing a large cemetery, which I think is insane planning for any town/city because imagine you’re grieving a lost loved one at their funeral and you turn your head to see an entire school of kids now stopped staring like children of the corn

Throwback Thursday

Gonna learn Spanish so I understand all the verbal amateur gay porn

So apparently gay Bluesky is doing fat ass Friday? And it’s a thong for thongvember

I have done- why wouldn’t I?

2nd October 😘 thank you again to the patron of my ass who covered that

he’s just like me

Some positive news

If I get one of those anons asking about formerly being in a long distance relationship I’m just using this to answer the question

Pandas I guess?

I’m not normally one to say a film should be remade- but in the current climate I think we need a third cinematic take on The Stepford Wives

I have not- my dad’s side of the family are the ghost side my mum’s side is the witchy side- but like my dad’s side of the family boast possession, premonitions, supernatural sightings while my mums side my aunt and cousin would practice spells together

Men in their late 40s with swimmer shoulders, dark curly hair (they held on to their hairline) and a face that’s aged by sun and good times. He seems normcore but he’s a secret little psycho when you get talking to him. Ideally brown eyes but I can work with others

No and I never will

I feel the movie has been out long enough I can say this but if you haven’t seen it spoilers for The Blackening …. I looove how obvious it is with who the bad guy is by the narrative beating over the head with what type of phone he has since iPhone don’t let bad guys represent them in film

Full disclosure as a kid I didn’t cry at stuff now as an adult I cry very easily when I’m engrossed in a film. It was The Long Walk which I watched last Friday

This was my jokey jokes way of saying I’m gonna keep on posting my own ass but then bloomfs submitted theirs and I just think that’s beautiful 🍑

I actually did get raptured but I’m going to continue posting because there’s WiFi in heaven and my clothes got left behind so butt pictures are encouraged

Why yes I did send this to @bottomologist.com and said we need to recreate this if we can just find the little outfits (help me find the little outfits)