The most vindicated man on the internet was the guy that tried, in vain, to make people understand you do actually need some decent firepower to deal with the Wild Hawg problem.

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

I'd give the line to a Geordie character.

the artemis crew tucking into a well-earned nando’s

After four long years, my grandfather finally lost his battle with parkour

Hello, I am mental.

Pam Bondi fired because she visibly reacted to Trump’s (porcine diarrhea) odor at a recent meeting where his other viziers didn’t blink

"Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers."

Getting chokemogged and no longer oxygenmaxxing

Bought this one (on CD)

In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

Good piece about a good movie

BRING ON THE BABES

Lola is a song about telling everybody Natalie Portman is your girlfriend

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

hello I'm mental

seems bad

I thought she liked burning hotels.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Absolutely • Dressage (without the Horses)

Yes. But sadly it is also quite long and wordy and will therefore be unsuitable for the millions of thick cunts who have weighed in with their brainless bullshit over the last couple of days.

The Spamalot Dance Troupe #closingceremony

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

I appreciate all of these detailed analysis of what’s wrong with the policy, but the crucial thing to keep in mind here is that Donald Trump sincerely, literally does not understand what a tariff is and when that is your starting point, nothing beyond it really matters.

This is my Moleman #totp

Trump's ballroom will aptly be overseen by the girlfriend from Get Out.

Today's notable birthdays include 59-year-old Benicio del Toro (who starred in The Usual Suspects), 63-year-old Seal (who had hits with Crazy and Killer) and 66-year-old Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (who was arrested this morning on suspicion of misconduct in public office) 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯/𝘗𝘈

So basically this

The Morecambe & Wise Show (11th February 1976). Time for a late breakfast.

Good evening, I am a cunt.

So specific, so correct

BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed

You tell me.

It's OK, he was a member of the bum disposal squad

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

Proper fin-de-siècle stuff this. End of my last year at school, heading towards the millennium. #TOTP

Inaugural Board of Peace meeting is under way

"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home. Now it's goodnight from me ... ... and it's goodnight from him."

The dog is all of us. www.ft.com/content/73c8...

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

Give it six months and this will be a podcast title

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca