Morning all, someone has done it at last 😹😹

Just me walking up the road so I can turn round and march back down again like a tit for the camera.

I don't think I've ever seen a group of people take a joke quite as badly to heart as this lot have this week

Well done to all the outlets that are showing this unchecked party political broadcast

The Reform UK leader did not declare benefits including staff, security and housing by crypto-gambler George Cottrell, our investigation reveals. It was great to team up with the Insight gang for this one! www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

The people terrified of Democratic Socialism always seem to be huge fans of Fascist Capitalism.

‘I asked Grok, I asked Chat GPT’ ok well I asked Michael Owen and he said ‘tremendous by the way’

It’s called Tesla.

MARIS

"Sorry for your loss" "Huh?" "You're obviously on your way to a funeral" "No, Ascot" "Dyslexic as well? It's actually Costa" "Huh?" "I'm sure they're at peace now" "Huh?"

A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain.

My friend took his family to see the Michael Jackson movie and his son claimed it was the greatest movie he’d ever seen but I’m a real MJ fan so I don’t believe the accounts of little boys

NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:

"What is the charge? Eating a carrot? A succulent home grown carrot?"

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Gosh I never thought Bulgaria would win but I’m so happy!!! Deserved!!! See you in Sofia!!!🇧🇬 #Eurovision

Bullet dodged again (they need to look at this voting again) #eurovision

She’s no Paul Shane. #TOTP

Out like a light

🎵”Suss-suss-sausages”🎵

Angus Robertson’s parliamentary career comes to an end next to a person dressed as a gannet.

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Where's his fucking poppy!?

Obligatory.

Miserable old bollocks

Up up up-ah up #markandlard #TOTP

A remake of Innerspace where they send a bunch of scientists to fix Linehan's brain, except they don't need to bother shrinking the submarine.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social ICYMI, a piece that reminded me of Twilight Of The Elites, for obvious reasons. "a world with universal basic income is more meritocratic than a world without one" www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

If you thought 2026 couldn’t get any worse, in full Nick Knowles midlife-crisis style, Damien Lewis has decided to release an album.

Trump is fighting total war against wokeness as his eyes close and his mouth droops

the profundity of this comment on a random thread about the obsequiousness of AI chatbots stopped me dead in my tracks

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

Stevie Wonder can see, not even sure this is a conspiracy theory at this point

The BBC is so desperate to be seen as "open to all" that they cheerlead for those that shut them down on Day 1 if they got in. Looking forward to the Green Party chyron with their non-batshit policies being trumpeted.

choke on an ice cube alone in your mansion you frosted miniwheat howdy doody dickhead

Oh god, we're going to see an angry Keir Starmer.

TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear 🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman 📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon

Ideal relationship dynamic

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

I'd give the line to a Geordie character.

the artemis crew tucking into a well-earned nando’s

After four long years, my grandfather finally lost his battle with parkour

Hello, I am mental.