the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

Still intrigued by I Run by Haven, absolutely ginormous track, huge on tiktok but loads of people think the vocal is Jorja Smith and they’ve not credited her (on the Spotify credits at least) and I have a feeling they did a naughty little sample and never thought it would blow up and oh dear

Got in to the fucking office to fucking find this fucking thing on my fucking desk…

Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.

Of course William and Kate don't let their kids have smartphones with internet access. They'd find out what a creep great uncle Andrew is, and all the terrible things their ancestors have done.

As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

Meanwhile, in Reform's Lancashire CC, the councillor in charge of care homes, owns a private care home, and is closing council care homes. 👀 A resident’s son, a Reform party member, said any move would “kill” his mother. ~AA #NeverThoughtTheLeopards www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

great news my 9yr old daughter is playing the trumpet for the first time

Alan's crocodile tears to try and save face at the end were so disingenuous. "It's been tearing me apart!' No it hasn't. He loved every minute of it. He killed the most, did it in plain sight, he wrote the names. I'd have more respect for him if he'd owned it. #Traitors

I, for one, believe him.

It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy

Disgusting how many platforms this grifter has been given

Here is one month's worth of oil. ~AA

Speak up, mate www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Can one reporter please ask him whether he thinks 'asylum seekers' are people from 'insane asylums' because he keeps saying this stuff and it's really clear that's what he actually thinks.

Hannan and Frost in the Telegraph. Sunak in the Times. Kwasi Kwarteng in the iPaper. Johnson in the Mail. Gove editing the Spectator. Farage everywhere. All of them shamelessly honking out their ‘Listen to me!’ garbage, as the country flails around in the unbelievable mess they’ve made. Nauseating.

I suspect the Royal Family wish this was all happening back in the late 70s At least back then they could rely on the IRA to take care of any problematic peedos in the family

👏 "There are over four million kids in child poverty in the UK and there are four and a half million people who can't get a dentist appointment." "We spend 90% of the political capital and discourse and media focus discussing 37,000 people."

A woman is killed by a man every 3 days in the UK... 78% are murdered by a partner/ex Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety In fact, they voted against them...

A reminder that lots of my cartoons are available on T shirts. Preferably from OUR Redbubble store rather than one of the many pirate sites (including those on Redbubble. We're worldofmoose. www.redbubble.com/people/world...

On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey

It's not over for the Royal Family until they give a full account of when senior royals became aware Andrew was a sexual predator and what resources - financial and PR - were provided over the years to assist his efforts to avoid accountability.

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.

Reform MP Sarah Pochin not in the chamber today for #PMQs it must be because seeing our faces makes her mad…

Read this classic quote by my friend the late journalist Dan Baum:

I'm just doing a feature on top ten toys for 2025 and this is a top seller at John Lewis. I mean, I know I'm not the target market for these things, but does this look like… fun? www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-w...

If the US constitution were changed to allow a President to serve a third term, does it mean Obama could stand against Trump? Just asking. ~AA thehill.com/homenews/adm...

My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today.... This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. 🧵

This was one of my most popular tweets.

If you feel you must put this owl on the wall of your toilet, despair not, for I can draw one for you! www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Caerphilly Banksy

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

21st October 2025 - this is the day that Andy Dufresne would have been released from Shawshank prison.

Husband had the snip years ago so I rarely need to think when my time of the month is. Often, the way I realise it's near is the way he eats a Crunchy makes me want to smack his face in.

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

president macron giving a press conference "The robbery at the Louvre is an attack on the french people, an attack on history, but most of all an NOT NOW CATO"

“When we realised these jewels were only stolen to inflate the share price of a company whose entire value relies on the wholesale theft of other people’s art, we had no choice but grant immunity,” Genius from @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/l...

Dutch intelligence suspends sharing arrangements with the US after concluding that high level intel was routinely being shared by the White House with their friends in the Kremlin. www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/n...

Working on a theory that the jewel thieves were able to blend effortlessly into the crowds because their stripey burglar jumpers were, with the simple addition of a string of onions, flawless Frenchman disguises.

Robert Langdon walking round the Louvre right now examining symbols for clues and he's like "these ancient graphics represent the duality of sexuality" and they're like that's the toilets rob

international journalists asking the french police why they are having a two hour lunch while the thieves are out there and the police explaining the thieves are likely also french so will also be having a two hour lunch