Mike Giordano
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Comedian, voice actor, weakling I'm used to being from the northeast
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brostoevsky
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Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
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SOMEBODY clearly hasn’t called the emergency hotline to go through the neck lump phone tree.
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5 days ago
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Alasdair Beckett-King
5 days ago
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
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You call THIS French Onion Soup?!
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beetle moses
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I guess this means humans write the headlines at Polygon?
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
11 days ago
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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Onan the Barbarian. A rugged Hebrew tribal warrior who cannot stop masturbating.
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acab rangoon
13 days ago
🌈🌈🌈🪻🪻🪻✨✨✨turn off your push notifications for signal (or similar). push notifications are not encrypted and can be retrieved ✨✨✨🪻🪻🪻🌈🌈🌈
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Quest 64 Official
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J. L. Westover
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r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
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15 days ago
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Fun Fact: The name "Fido" is actually just an abbreviation of "financial doberman"
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harpy
16 days ago
Pope Deepdish should excommunicate All of the US until he's forced out of office
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That’s it. I’ve had it. I’m gonna go out and vote.
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Aaron Kablack
19 days ago
Today I learned I can read German
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To be fair, he was dead just shy of two full days, so “on the third day” is a bit of a stretch for marketing.
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Wario64
19 days ago
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- just brady
19 days ago
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Proof that Batman is a billionaire
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Jack Grimes
20 days ago
(nodding as I complete the saying) Wal sober, nut at sea
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The most beautiful phrase in English
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Christina, mother of spiders
12 months ago
Patient: I don't think it's working. Doctor: Have you stayed on the dosage schedule? Patient: I've made it to the battle with Alduin but my skin isn't any better. Doctor: *Pinches bridge of nose* I prescribed Skyrizi. Not Skyrim. Patient: Oh. Well that explains a lot.
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La Femme Fatali
24 days ago
The only thing I have in common with Clavicular is that we both want to hit him in the face with a hammer.
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All motor vehicles should be mass transit only. Personal motor vehicles would be outlawed.
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I accidentally captured a picture of my subconscious with the pause button
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Bill Corbett
about 1 month ago
Mr. President sir, the people want you to die.
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BladeoftheSun
about 1 month ago
Read this if you need a laugh.
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gamera obscura
about 1 month ago
first you suck out the curds and then you use your prehensile tongue to extract the succulent nutmeats
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If after 9pm, which means it’s time for hot flashes and fart attacks.
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FROVO
about 1 month ago
INVENTOR: i have just created the push button MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes
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New town every hour
about 1 month ago
That’s Denver
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John Lyon
about 1 month ago
Procrastination? Don’t get me started.
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chuck 🐦💐
about 1 month ago
i don’t like this painting in my hotel
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Uncle Duke
about 1 month ago
server: doggy bag? me: yes please
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 month ago
You can’t yell “fire” in a crowded theater but no one can stop you from yelling “I have diarrhea”
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katherine morayati
about 1 month ago
actually, the oscar went to frankenstein's *costumes*
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Pants-less man about to be tackled.
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about 1 month ago
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Bantership Potemkin
about 2 months ago
Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris.
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Nicole Saltesi 🇮🇷 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
about 1 month ago
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
about 1 month ago
June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life
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Me watching the BBC Asia documentary: “There’s my boy, the Strait of Hormuz!”
about 1 month ago
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Fun Fact: Claude AI is named after Dario Amodei’s cat. The logo is also based on the same cat’s asshole.
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Laura Norton-Cruz, LMSW, CLC
about 2 months ago
🧵 1/ Happy International Women's Day! Oddly enough, this is a post for men. It's not angry or accusatory. It's a thread asking you to use this occasion to make us feel, and be, less alone in battling inequity, and giving you some ideas of why, what, and how. 🙂 I really encourage men to read it.
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Take back your life! Take back your freedom! Carry the hour to Monday afternoon and now the COMPANY springs forward!
about 2 months ago
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onion person
about 2 months ago
living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices
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#lastfourwatched
#letterboxd
#filmsky
Chris Fleming: Live at The Palace (2026) ★★★★½ Hell or High Water (2016) ★★★½ Videodrome (1983) ★★★½ 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) ★★★★★
about 2 months ago
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This is the game that introduced my barely toddler self to the idea that, at any moment, an adult man might come charging out of his house to stab me to death.
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about 2 months ago
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When that tissussy is too tight
about 2 months ago
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Cory Archangel:
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