U.S. congressman can't visit our Best Friend country without being surrounded and menaced by an armed gang

Israeli Jewish supremacist settlers armed with US made rifles detained a sitting US Congressman in the occupied West Bank and held him hostage for more than an hour before being forced to release him.

Ah, the Anti-Comintern Pact day of the tournament.

This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf

Was just at Kroger and this guy is at the register checking out and his kid runs up behind him and pants’d him. Dick and balls right out in Kroger.

sometimes you gotta hit em with the

Some things never change

Iran captain Mehdi Taremi slammed FIFA and President Gianni Infantino over what he called poor logistical support at the #FIFAWorldCup, describing the tournament as “unfair” and "a disaster."

“Simply put: Dem Socialists (+17 pt net fav) are more popular than Dems in Congress (+4 pt net fav) with Dems… it’s no wonder they’re winning in primaries across the country… This is one of the biggest political changes I’ve seen in my lifetime.”

Say what you will about Trump, he absolutely nailed it when he said MAGA is whatever he says it is. Absolutely empty-skulled NPCs like this guy go from sounding like Donald Rumsfeld to sounding like Hasan overnight just to keep up.

The more I read about this Iran deal the more it sounds like this. theonion.com/may-1-1975-1...

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

Coming soon to BBC2: Lucy Worsley’s ‘Visiting Posh Houses While Drinking Cider’, follows historian and national treasure Lucy Worsley as she travels by train to Britain’s poshest houses, while drinking cider. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A reminder that Tyre is one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the world and that most of the town is a UNESCO World heritage site. whc.unesco.org/en/list/299

harlan ellison: i have no mouth, and i must scream, screenshot, macintosh (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/617/har...

Israel now occupies more of Lebanon than Russia occupies of Ukraine. But of course that's a 'good' invasion. So there is silence.

This is how they’re erasing Palestine.

Happy Brian Harvey Day if you’re celebrating.

By the way, fresh carrot juice, the stuff in the refrigerated section, very delicious and worth getting but sometimes you walk around with orange all over your mouth like you did stuff with Garfield

You can either join your union, go to the meeting, and get in the fight, or you can watch them kill higher education in the US. This will not pass. There will not be a natural reset. You fight or die.

This is the Kaaba for JD Vance supporters

Zohran can only afford Knicks tickets in the upper reaches of Madison Square Garden for the Eastern Conference Finals because he doesn’t pay rent while living in Gracie Mansion, I yell to my empty penthouse apartment that my adult children have refused to visit for the last 7 Thanksgivings.

Courtmogged

Watching these tubi movies has ostracized me from everyone. It requires so much setup to explain my thoughts to you all. And you still don't understand how funny this is. Because you haven't seen and analyzed Real Blood: The True Beginning like I have.

When I meet AI enthusiasts, I fart in their face and explain: "It's here to stay, you can't fight, embrace it".

wait nancy is NANCY REAGAN??

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

when u tax the rich

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

who hunhry

Your chances of being spied on by a pyramid in London are low but never zero.

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

Buscemi's line "Why would I want to be with someone who shares my interests? I hate my interests" has haunted me for decades.

Min fagforening har givet hveder til os i dag og det er virkelig lækkert! Tak for hveder, @glfagforening.bsky.social Megamums med lidt forkælelse på en flot, forårslun fredag 🤩

Only three days to go! Don’t forget to submit your abstract for this year’s Danish Marxism Boogaloo 💃

“Regretful“ Trump voters always remind me of the James Baldwin quote: “People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state on innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster.”

Damn it's wild that the thing that every scientist was screaming about for my entire lifetime is happening, despite us doing pretty much nothing to stop it

I only post this picture because I am interested in history..

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

Petro-cels BTFO, the Glorious Empire Of The Sun Everlasting shall reign for ten thousand years, get fucking photovoltaic-mogged

Finally, some good news

NAPOLEON (returning from the dead after 200 years): You can prevent soldiers from getting WHAT????????????????

Keaton Siebenaler of Joplin killed a 2-year-old girl

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.