KAITLAN COLLINS: Are you okay with Iran having missiles? SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I prefer that they not, but they have to defend themselves COLLINS: You think Iran needs to be able to defend itself? MARSHALL: I do, otherwise we turn this into a forever war

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Yes, a treaty of Versailles should do the trick.

Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool

New: Trump’s family crypto business expected to soon be allowed to operate like a bank Decision will be made by Trump-appointed regulation Charter approval would allow US companies to complete transactions - like Venmo - on Trump platform, with cut for the firm www.notus.org/economy/trum...

holy metaphor alert Batman

well, this should be bad

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game. You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵 #WorldCup #Football #Soccer #RG3 #Love #sports #RGIII #RobertGriffinIII #Japan #Discipline

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Obama had Paul McCartney perform in the east room and broadcast it on pbs

Cheering baby break

honestly bread lowkey hits when circuses are the vibe

Hottie alert 💀

Jimmy Kimmel's birthday card to Donald Trump

Meanwhile on the White House South Lawn

What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.

Just imagine him seething over this the entire morning on his birthday the day after they made him tear his name down from the theater he thought he controlled, and then he has to head out to his big event that’s going to be an absolute flop while everyone gets eaten alive by bugs

Just think when it happens the whole country will look like nyc tonight

Meanwhile, at the White House this morning

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

i'm loving this clip from TV Azteca with the Mexican commentary team reacting to Balogun's second goal last night

more excited for the bugs than the lightning at this UFC shitshow if i’m honest

not to be rude but if you really believe this you are stupid

I have to say, removing a usurper king's name from a building really is a great way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our founding.

NEW: Workers are now putting up a curtain to hide the actual removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Center. The crowd is booing and screaming, "SHAME!"

There we go!

Behold, the most pathetic individual in the world.

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

NOW: Construction workers are at the Kennedy Center preparing to remove Trump's name from the building. LIVE FOOTAGE HERE: www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

"Hermano Coreano, jaja es Mexicano!"

Family tradition

Blue lobsters are very rare: 1 in 2 million by some estimates. But SPLIT COLOR LOBSTERS are 1 in *50* million. This lobster is a chimera of two fertilized eggs that fused together, with two distinct genomes: male on one side, female on the other. (📷: Woods Hole Science Aquarium/NOAA Fisheries)

So, the obvious solution to our national nightmare is the Wu Tang Clan takes a trip to the White House.

Where can we station Taylor Swift and Wu-Tang on Election Day?

This should wash some of the Trump stank off the place bleacherreport.com/articles/254...

US trade deficit widens by the most in nearly 34 years: www.reuters.com/business/us-...

First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for 'The Odyssey' 🍿🐴

I have many questions about how this body wash cures hangovers

Is… is that the stonks guy?

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

why the fuck is he saluting?! Dumb ass

Threads check

If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.

BREAKING: LA Mayor race Nithya Raman surges into 2nd in L.A. mayor race Spencer Pratt will not make run off in LA Mayor election www.cnn.com/election/202...

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WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

NEW: Two DOGE members, Nate Cavanaugh and Justin Fox, have started a new company, backed by VC firm a16z and a host of other former DOGE members, including close Musk associates like Steve Davis and Antonio Gracias. The idea? "DOGE for the private sector." @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-do...

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