Robert Valentine
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Seems the perfect time to migrate and expand an old Twitter thread of mine about the greatest art heist of the twentieth century... 'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.
3 months ago
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Helen Day
1 day ago
Ladybird endpapers. āFairy taleā (Artist: Brian Price Thomas, 1979)
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Ned Hartley
18 days ago
Create Your Own Comics by me and Alex Lopez comes out at the end of Jan! Itās a great guide to writing and drawing your own comics - itās not just about making comics but also about thinking about comics. Also it has fart jokes.
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Strange Studies of Strange Stories
4 days ago
This week: a ruler invents adversaries in order to feel powerful as AI wreaks havoc on the planet! It's a sci-fi fairy tale from 1977 by Polish author Stanislaw Lem: Tale of the Computer That Fought a Dragon! Join us as we discuss (link in comments).
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Helen Day
4 days ago
Other work of the Ladybird artists. āKentish Farmā Artist: Ronald Lampitt
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Crystal Palace Dinos
5 days ago
āThey can be a great people, Igg-Don - they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you...ā Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins (probably), 1854
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Brendan Jones
5 days ago
In honour of the late Marcus Gilbert, hereās
@flightthroughentirety.com
ās Battlefield ep. Thanks Marcus (and Nick and Jean). This theme arrangement by
@cameronlam.bsky.social
also remains my favourite, mainly for his sensational rendition of the middle eight.
flightthroughentirety.com/125/
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Why Is It up Everything? Ā· Flight Through Entirety
- Why Is It up Everything? Episode 125Ā Ā· BattlefieldĀ Ā· Sunday 15 October 2017 Itās the final season of the Classic Series of Doctor Who, and to celebrate, Brendan, Nathan and...
https://flightthroughentirety.com/125/
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Excellent stealth pun.
#TootingCommon
7 days ago
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Big Finish Insider
7 days ago
We were very sorry to learn of the death of actor Marcus Gilbert, with whom we worked recently. Our thoughts are with his friends and family at this sad time. RIP.
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Scarred For Life
8 days ago
Part of Disney's classic 'Dark Phase', DRAGONSLAYER (1981) was a PG-rated fantasy movie which featured violence, gore, brief nudity, a grimy, bleak tone, and the greatest dragon ever commited to celluloid.
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Helen Day
8 days ago
Today is Plough Monday - by tradition the start of the agricultural year Artist: John Berry (The Farmer, 1963)
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Christmas prezzie to self.
9 days ago
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Paul Magrs
11 days ago
If you enjoyed my radio play 'The Goblin King and Me' yesterday, could you please post about it or share the link to BBC Sounds with your family and friends..? It's so easy to miss these things and it's available to listen to for the next week. Thank you!
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Helen Day
11 days ago
Pictures that explain things Contour lines Artist: Ronald Lampitt (Understanding Map, 1967)
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Paul Magrs
12 days ago
Itās in radio 4 right now! And bbc sounds!
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Lisa McMullin
13 days ago
Everyone's a chuffing critic.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Rebecca Lambert (She/Her) ā¾ļøšš
13 days ago
Oh My GAZE š®š
@danherb10.bsky.social
@theduncanmackay.bsky.social
@durotrigesdig.bsky.social
@drtobydriver.bsky.social
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Thetford dig unearths Iron Age war trumpet and boar standard
The discoveries are "extraordinarily rare", say the archaeologists who helped find them.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr7jvj8d39eo
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Joumana Medlej
13 days ago
To anyone with a passion for minerals and/or crystals, the mineral museum (MIME) should be sufficient reason to fly to Beirut. Between this and Jeita grotto, youāre basically a pig in mud. Iām going to post some pics belowā¦
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That vague sense of unease at being required to do anything before Spring.
14 days ago
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Helen Day
14 days ago
Other work by the Ladybird artists āJanuaryā Shell Guide Artist: SR Badmin
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I need milk but if I go out Iām worried my tauntaun will freeze before I reach the first marker.
14 days ago
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Helen Day
15 days ago
That back-to-work feeling Artist: Eric Winter Jack and the Beanstalk, 1965
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Starting the first Monday in January writing an adventure in time and space. Leaving the stuff that feels like work til later. āļø
15 days ago
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Good morning, you lot. āļø āļø
17 days ago
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Helen Day
17 days ago
Other work of the Ladybird artists. Winter scene Artist: SR Badmin
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Big Finish Insider
18 days ago
As 2026 marks 30 years since the TV Movie was first broadcast, we're celebrating all things Eighth Doctor this month... which we're calling
#McGannuary
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2026 might be the year I finally start wearing two-tone brogues.
20 days ago
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I am removing all unhealthy food and drink from my home by eating and drinking it.
21 days ago
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I utterly adore this gorgeous production of The Hound of the Baskervilles. You canāt hunker down on a dark Betwixtmas night with anything better. š· šŗ
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21 days ago
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Listening to
@tobyhadoke.bsky.social
's Absent Friends on Radio 4 Extra's The Seventh Dimension is an important end of year ritual; a celebration of those genre people we've lost, and a memento mori as the new year beckons. Memo to self: complain less and carpe diem!
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Absent Friends 2025 - The 7th Dimension - Episode 1 - BBC Sounds
Toby Hadoke pays tribute to the sci-fi, fantasy and horror artists whom we lost in 2025.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002nrwq
21 days ago
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Johnny Mains
23 days ago
Just read that David Pinner, author of RITUAL, died on Christmas Eve. RITUAL famously inspired THE WICKER MAN.
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Toby Hadoke
24 days ago
Please listen to Absent Friends on BBC Radio 4 Extra today. Part One is 4.45pm (repeated at 0045) and Part Two is the same time tomorrow. Itās my acknowledgment of various folk from UK sci-fi, horror and fantasy who died this year. 4 Extra doesnāt do many home made productions, so do tune in!
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Drinking beer and eating stollen and watching Jim Hensonās The Storyteller. Lifeās not all bad.
24 days ago
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Pure cinematic terror,
@scarredforlife.bsky.social
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25 days ago
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James Cooray Smith @ Psychic Paper
25 days ago
Free for all. A Christmas Wishlist. @ Psychic Paper.
buttondown.com/cooray_smith...
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"I donāt want a lot for Christmasā¦"
Did you get everything you wished for for Christmas? I didnāt. Itās not that Iām greedy or ungrateful.(Quiet at the back.) Itās just that some of the things...
https://buttondown.com/cooray_smith/archive/i-dont-want-a-lot-for-christmas/
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Wrapping presents, watching Legend. Will it be more than the feature length version of the Clarkeās Magic Steps shoe commercial I remember it being? We shall see!
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Nunkie timeā¦
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Merry Christmas Eve, you lot. š· š» š
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Wallace and Gromit rescuing Wendolene and all the sheep from Preston in their motorbike and side car is almost as good as the truck chase in Raiders.
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Robert Lloyd Parry
29 days ago
More seasonal than an overpriced German sausage: the Nunkie Ghost Story for Christmas Eve. M R James's "An Episode of Cathedral History" broadcast live at 7pm(UK) on 24 Dec & available for catch up anytime after. Simply register in advance & PWYC here
christmascathedralghosts.eventbrite.co.uk
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Kate Orman
28 days ago
Geddy Lee, son of Holocaust survivors: "I once asked my mother her first thoughts upon being liberated. She didn't believe [liberation] was possible. She didn't believe that if there was a society outside the camp how they could allow this to exist, so she believed society was done in."
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28 days ago
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Chris Woodyard
30 days ago
The Ghost Story, Alfred Bestall, 1930
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Cancel Christmas, Iāve done my back in.
29 days ago
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Iām up against a writing deadline in the same way the shark in Jaws starts chasing the boat. Itās now behind me and all evidence indicates itās ready to bite me in the arse.
30 days ago
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Good morning, you lot. āļø āØ
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Robert Lloyd Parry
about 1 month ago
For those who haven't been able to make it to a live M R James show this year, there is a Live To Your Living Room online performance of "Lost Hearts" and "A Warning to the Curious" on Sunday 21 December. Book here
events.livetoyourlivingroom.com/events/livet...
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Oh shit, itās nearly Christmas.
about 1 month ago
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Is it still Whamageddon if itās being played on a violin?
about 1 month ago
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Strange Studies of Strange Stories
about 1 month ago
Hey! Put down that rose, motherf#$%er! Strange Studies is covering Beauty and the Beast!
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The train guard just announced that we left Staines. š
about 1 month ago
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