[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus

Really damn tired of our "allies" abandoning trans youth and then turning around saying "we see you, we hear you, we support you as long as you're over the age of 19 to align with Trump's policies!"

This car is dope as hell, let's get this perfect machine back to its rightful owner

Two years. Bam.

the trans agenda is literally just trans people asking to keep the rights trans people had without much issue until a few years ago, when Republicans started trying to take them away and a frightening amount of Democrats decided some of that was reasonable

Voting for me is easy. You can write my name in the write-in box and then fill in the bubbles accordingly. If you need to pull out your phone to look up how to spell my name, that’s completely fine. I hope I can earn a first place ranking on your ballot. Andreaformaine.com

Lol, Space Force guy fully did not know how to throw a football

Do we really need the national anthem before the draft? This is truly the weirdest conference call ever.

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Big Ship Stuck was so much better than the sequel, Big Ships in Peril Sometimes Maybe

guys only want one thing, and it’s to have a complete stranger witness an amazing feat of reflexes by catching something that unexpectedly falls and then giving each other a nod to acknowledge said feat

people genuinely convinced themselves that wealth disparities are immaterial as long as the floor rises without acknowledging that wealth accumulation is capital accumulation which is power accumulation, and that’s why we call it capitalism.

Taco Bell is weak on borders

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

How do we know Artemis isn’t just escaping, if I were them I’d be like.. peace ✌️

What if all of this has just been last year’s April Fool’s

I just had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for the first time in a very long time and it did not disappoint.

free-to-download poster for printing sajan.itch.io/wizard-poster

HOWLING

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

please please please repost

Canada geese don't migrate. They just rotate which city park they want to terrorize each season. It's like a witness protection program for avian war criminals.

Bigfoot is Seelie court, Mothman is Unseelie this is known

Who is going to defcon this year

I think we SHOULD radicalize children. Make them cool again, like *real* cool like fuckin siiiiiiiiick

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

The anchors in the NBC Olympics studio explaining they have to delay the slalom. Carmen Sandiago stole the freaking mountain. "Very little retail value" and "because she can" are phrases that are repeated. Footage of an athlete standing by a big hole, hands on hips. Frustration written on their face

It turns out I was fully wrong about which one was McSteamy.

Robin Kelly, you say?

Hey... ...GM 🖤

10/10 ICE protest sign

Tag yourself

OASIS: today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you EVERY DOG: [going fucking nuts]

Checks AND balances? In THIS economy?

gar keep winnin 🫡

Just you and me at the

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

There’s so much bad in the world, but this morning I am grateful that my winter sock game is fucking on point. Also fuck ICE.

Baaaahahaha

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

For your consideration

If I could sell myself with the persistence that NBC is selling the Copenhagen Test, I’d have a boat

Well, those boots were not made for walking

Fucking fucking fuck

A group of young kestrels is startled by the presence of a butterfly. 🤣🤣🤣