The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well

In England the ad campaign was 'Slip into a Slender James'

lmfao "my politics are NOT inscrutable, i think everyone should have healthcare but some people should starve"

adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going

What's up Bluesky! My name is Chris, I'm 42, I'm a software engineer at a start up that is disrupting the debt collection space, Xaya the busty pansexual lemur is my OC

texas, you are missing out on a once in a lifetime opportunity to send this man to washington d.c. if you do not vote for him

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

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(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

nine years old

I'm over it

I did my part today and let a insurance physician reviewer who denied a sleep study that they were a scourge to medicine and that I hope they don't have a sense of fulfillment in what they chose to do for a living

Ina Garten is kind of mother, really *My nurse charts A&O x1 before spoon feeding me Seroquel applesauce*

If loving your wife is unc, I don’t wanna be nephew

Bread

There are only two types of groupchats: wife guy chat and weepy horny chat

No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell

Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit

all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse

The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it

can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:

[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis

trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream

Just saw an incredible post

Had to draw this as soon as I saw this post

THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!

Two year anniversary of the Officer involved chuting

In Avatar: the Way of Water there was a very loud and talkative man behind me ruining the whole movie but when the teen avatar of Sigourney Weaver first appeared on screen there was a blessed moment of silence and I hear him say "aw she's BYOOtiful....."

Enter Sandman is a song about how scary bedtime is

The American people demand a president who is fiscally conservative but socially a pedophile.

At the ballatro. straight up “jokin’ it”. and by “it” hahah well. let’s just sayr my multipliers

It is with great sorrow that I must admit that they got his ass

Poly Walnuts

RFK Jr talks like a new age health guru, but most of his views are garden-variety hateful reactionary. He wants people with HIV to die as punishment. Same thread runs though his positions on Medicaid, vaccines, opioid treatment, psychiatric meds, etc: you deserve to suffer, it's God's will.

brb following ethel closely for updates

It is extraordinarily weird watching him conveying a single, cohesive thought for more than five seconds here. It really does show you that, while his heart as always been several shades deeper than vantablack, there's something medically wrong with his brain at this point.

it’s an indisputable fact of the universe that the nicest patients you ever meet will be getting a new cancer diagnosis. This is why if you go to the doctor it’s very important to be a huge bitch

Piggin' interrupted

A creature is defined as something that’s a little gross but you can tell it just wants a delicious treat.

An optimal Creature is two standard deviations away from either Dog or Cat

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers