It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

“oh no one will talk to you anymore because youre an asshole? youre in luck buddy, being an asshole is now classified as a political position…thats right, youre not being ostracized bc you make everyone miserable, youre being censored for your political views”

Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

people in sf are scrunging their bungos. they’re wiring fleebs to their pudbots

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Imagining what it was like to hear Rapper's Delight for the first time, since it's both a breakthrough of a new genre AND a song about things such as "there's this thing called rapping and I'm doing it," "Superman is probably gay," "my friend's mom is so bad at cooking that it gave me diarrhea"

For followers who don’t know about this part of my career: hi! Fonts. The alphabet. If you want to use these, I have trial fonts available. And if you’re queer, or a student, or a mutual (or all of those), I do discounts based on need ❤️

Big release day for me: italics for all the styles of Tiny Grotesk now finish the family and make it twice as useful*. The narrow italics are extra cursive, the wide italics are super fast and loud and demand space. Hope you have a look! tinytype.co/type/tiny-gr... * Statistically must be true.

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

kidnapping a 5 year old to bait his father and then shipping them thousands of miles away should put you in prison, yes, but it should also cause every friend and family member you have ever had to permanently reject you in disgrace, and if they don’t, they share your shame

Monster CEO increasingly concerned that if society collectively refuses to feed monster it will not have the strength to destroy anything

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

its soooo crazy that im the most hideous hag on earth until i wash and style my hair, after which i become a character i call “mrs beautiful”

Yes, collectively it's called the "Beasts of Burden Suite." It's six games. Donkey Kong is the flagship. Then Reindeer Kong. Hm? Yes, not actually a reindeer. Then Mule Kong, then Lllama Kong. Also monkeys, yes. Then Bactrian Camel Kong. That's correct, also monkey. Then Elephant Kong. Yes I'll hold

Again it is something that people in previous eras have commented on but I still find it just astonishing to witness in my own: fascism is somehow the natural ideology of loser men, just all of our most pathetic and contemptible instincts rendered into a worldview.

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being a hater is important. or rather, if you are a hater by nature it's better to not deny it. we need ecumenical haters, haters with a willingness to keep open minds, haters who can explain why they like something just as assiduously. That way when they say "this is dog shit" it has real power

Great question! It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider. The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.

Just saying: when the long-awaited "it" happens, this is gonna be on perma-repeat youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?...

a remake of pinocchio but he makes him using shakira’s hips and he never lies so it’s a really boring film and Disney loses so much money it has to start selling goofy’s milk at magic kingdom

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

hiding the child porn behind a paywall just means you've officially turned the child porn into a business, babe.

need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.

There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide

if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more

it is very clear that most social media rules operate from a san franciscan mindset where the worst thing that can happen to you is that somebody with an irrational number for a net worth might embarrass you online

it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent

lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

What's left to say? May everyone involved in dropping bombs on Venezuela be punished swiftly and finally in pursuit of a just society and a lasting architecture of peace.

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.

I’ve posted my year in review to my blog. In even shorter: it’s been good! me.rbmntjs.nl/2025/what-a-...

i mean congrats for becoming lucid, seriously thats great…now go away, you fell for it and that means you are dumb enough to fall for it and you should be nowhere near the levers of power

we are allowed to dismiss people from public life if its revealed theyre complete fucking morons who fall for dumb bull shit! its totally allowed

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

"You must vote for this person who will make your life worse, because if you don't my life might get worse" is a thing people are just out there saying every single day like they're the rational ones.

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

I've learned a colossal amount from even heated conversations with anarchists and socialists, but all I've learned from neoliberals is all of the different ways a human being can try to make being a sniveling worm sound principled.

And the Grink, who was NOT there