Could not possibly recommend Big Fan by @joeposnanski.com and @kentremendous.bsky.social more. When I started reading I planned on using a Kenny Lofton card for my bookmark, but decided to pull and random card from a random box. The Mike Fetters Rated Rookie has been a perfect fit.

I'll start talking slower to you if I find out you're MAHA

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

this is a genuinely legendarily kind and beautiful thing, holy shit

56 hours and 2 minutes later www.edsbscharitybowl.com

For Akron's 37-29 all-time record against Kent State. Go F'n Zips Baby! @edsbs.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org

A podcast? You want to turn this PDF of progress monitoring assessments for 3rd graders into a fuckin PODCAST?

Repeatedly saying "Rona" outloud in a Philly accent has ruined my day.

travis kvapil qualified 24th in the 2008 pocono 500. april fool it was actually patrick carpentier

All-timer youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

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Congratulations to Amy Madigan for FINALLY winning an Oscar for the school board scene in "Field of Dreams."

The end of the MAC Championship, as called by Dave Skoczen on Akron Zips radio/WHLO and Mark Beier on Rockets Radio/The Varsity Network:

I don't agree with them on most issues but it's good that the administration is doing so much to get Kash the enrichment he needs. You can't just throw a kong toy filled with peanut butter in there and expect your FBI Director to be healthy! defector.com/ufc-and-fbi-...

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

once again, screaming about curling in the middle of the day

Never Forget

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.

"911, what's your emergency?" In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

The Wedge Zone. Aka Early 2000s Cleveland.

Let's remember some guys! Immaculate Grid has teamed up with our friends at @defector.com to present "Remember Some Guys from the 21st Century." Visit immaculategrid.com/remember this week to create and share a list of your favorite guys since 2000—there are no wrong answers!

being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???

ANDREW DICE CLAY: *reading one of my emails on stage* LET me KNOWWW. if that time WORKS. FOR YOU. *does a weird little hunch thing* NO! WORRIES! IF! NOT!!! ME: *to myself, in the audience* this is humiliating, why did i agree to this. ive gotta stand up to him.

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

@pattymo.com I don't know who else to come to, but it's really upsetting that Dartmoor Otter and Butterflies Instagram is no more. I'm a little lost without Halloumi, Hercules, et al..

Tied series? Game 3s are crucial, Game 5s are pivotal.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Man we really lost two elections to a guy whose political instincts tell him to get on stage at an unrelated event and tell people they have too many days off

End Product Of The Mo Salah Selfie 🤳😍

[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters

Jack out here swinging a damn torpedo bat.

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

the broken clock senator strikes again

This pull of this speech by @booker.senate.gov is simple. Almost no one wants perfection from our politicians - we know we will not always agree with what they do. We want to know that they care - about the government they are tasked with leading and the citizens they're charged with representing.