how to rember the planets: My Very Educated Mother Just Watched Nascars on TV saying this will rev up your engine (brain) and make you reminding that the planets are up in the sky, burning

shoot for the moon, even if you miss you can still watch nascar on the weekend alone like usual

one straw or two? oh..how about 36 straws in case all the nascar drivers want to share your milk’s shake?

autumnal equinox ? friend, that just means it’s a few days until nascar

hi nascar fans. is it possible that austin cindric? tune in to find out😎

did know nascar is also spell backwards ?

the show of 10 Time nascar arca series champion…..cancel? what a sad world to live on.

do really think you can go right from working at your father construction company right to racing at 200 mph in nascar? well, maybe if you are on good behavior and chew all of your supper first . and don’t forget to buckle up!

nascar die cast cars are collectible items and generally do not have a soul .

freedom ain’t isn’t free. but getting a table at apple bee restarnt for bottom less waters for 4 hrs on a sunday afternoon to watch nascar on the TVs is😎😎😎

the generation that grew up watching the Cars movies are less interested in nascar because they grew up only to learn their nascar heroes like lighting mcqueen was not even a real man,just a character

if you’re in bath room and you have a sit and it feels warm, it may be startling. but “heat in the seat’’ is what life is like every day on the job for nascar drivers

hey sport fans. how about you KICK OFF the football and tune in to nascar stock car racings

before a nascar takes off for the race, the crew chef asks the person nearest to the emergency exit (driver )if they’re are capable of opening the door in case of disaster

of course Formula 1s LOOK fast. they are traveling in kilometers per hour instead of miles per hour (nascar style) which is several times faster

why would have fun on the high seas when 36 nascar drivers can have fun on the high banks instead?

young juvenile nascars could not even open their eyes yet until 1997 when nascar was 6 years old

“Dude, you`re are getting the Dell!” [you dont hear this words anymore because teenagers & businessmen alike are busy spending their time following the fast sport on 4 wheels. nascar

a meat & greet is a perfect time to become close personal friends with a nascar driver. they will ask intimate questions,such as What your name is? and Where do you from? then they sign auto graph and the lady says “Next in line please”

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each nascar is equipped with a window net, designed to protect the driver by keeping out foxes

there’s is so much more to nascar than just going fast and turning left. there are also pit stops. also, the screams. oh, god. the screams.

monday movanation: if it were about the destination and not the journey, nascar would not be as interesting

it can air during nascar races obvously. that way you know the viewers enjoy watching nascar racing

good idea for nascar commercial is: show nascar driving very fast. and then cut to a picture of all the nascar drivers past present & future standing together and they say. “we enjoy driving on our nascars. please watch nascar” in unison. end scene

taylor and travis are engaged! but can this duo win the bill france cup against the most competitive nascar field in centuries ?

oh you live your life a quater mile at a time? well,nascar drivers life life one 1.366-mile egg-shaped oval at a time

Giada De Laurentiis has won the Daytona 500!

Brad Keselowski stuns in new photos

todd gilliland could win the big race and lock himself into the playoffs. if not he could take a big nap as well

most drivers prefer foods of a quick bite in the race of carbohydrate, as oppose to meatsnacks or a sea bounty

support nascar sponsors by opening a new credit card every time it’s one lap to go sponsored by credit one bank

nastrucks will be “rushin’” enter a new country in 2026 for the grand prix of st. petersburg,which is located in a place called “Florida’’

it’s not illegal to change the names in mambo #5 karaoke to nascar drivers who raced #5 car. a little bit of geoff bodine in my life. a little bit of casey mears by my side ,and so on

you may notice other partons at the diner leaving a few dollars on their table after enjoying their breakfast. these are donations so you can buy nascar tickets. grab em while you can! thank for your gernosity

no AI facial recognition technology is required for voters in this election! any nascar fan can simply vote for most popular driver on a web’s site

Where are going? NASCAR CUPS SERIES RACE or HELL

this is the favorite nascar driver of every state, according to chat gpt web’s site. it is accurate because computers have all knowledge

for its next trick, the dual lingo owl will flap its wings to the nascar race, very viral

nascar can capture the attention of the young gernation by making the drivers &teams trade in their head sets and use tiny microphone instead

really? nascar drivers working hard at the brick yard while formula 1 enjoying a day at the spa ???

perhaps the Savna Bananas can also perform “cool nascar tricks” when they are done playing base ball with each other ?

after re-watching all episodes of nascar from the beginning,it is clear everyone who watch the movie “F1” has been duped & conned, as well as tricked. SONNY HAYES was never a nascar..

only the coolest nascar fans have to get a tetanus shot after tripping and falling into a jagged piece of sheet metal on the show car outside of kronger super market😎😎😎

think carefully teens: would rather have 5 SECONDS of summer or 36 FOUR-HOUR RACES of nascar?

philsophers ponder: can god create a nascar so fast that only he and dale earthdart can drive it?

its embarrassing to tap on a microphone and say “Is this thing on?’’ where as, in a nascar, you know when it’s is on due to its noise & speed

the best Smurf out of all the smurves was nascar smurf. they shouldn’t have killed him off.

Winona Ryder has won the Daytona 500!

left, left, left,right, left is drill surgeon ? no, it is nascar driving at road course