do remember the rizzler ? well this is him now

Little Miss Muffin’s spider problem would hardly be a concern if she’d been behind the wheel of a 670 horsepower stock car😎😎😎😎

The nascars are not allowed to have both windows and doors, they must choose. usually they pick windows though

nascar should use the slogan Gather Round The Good Stuff because P*zza H*t is no longer using it..

Lady Gaga has won the Daytona 500!

not sure why so many people are saying they haven’t heard from him in weeks and he’s in the hospital not doing his job. in fact Michael McDowell raced on Sunday and finished 29th

eliminated in the round of 16

some say this has been the most farcical decision in sports. something so unfair to the competition and a complete mockery of the established rules. a stain on the league. yet, others say adding Jeff Gordon as the 13th driver of the 2013 nascar chase for the sprint cup was the right thing to do

today is independents day, the day to celebrate the independent teams of NASCAR’s 250 year history

instead of radio head set,influencer nascar drivers use tiny microphones to communicate with their crew and start every interaction by saying Guys..

you never take me to bangladesh you never cook me sausage on an open flame never anoint me with oil never write me a novel you never poison the mojitos of my enemies

most characters of the Frozen films would have little success as a nascar team. in particular that awful Olaf snowman continually causing problems.. worthless….

you’ve heard of ELF on the SHELF but have you`ve have heard of….

corey heim welcome to the playoffs

this man LOVES San Diego! that’s why he sings about it &rushes toward nascar race this time

Sure! Here is a punchier option that feels like it could headline a race weekend on a naval base: • This isn’t just a race — it’s a mission.

if you like a baskebtall parade then you’ll will love to watch a parade of stock cars driving at speeds of over 80 miles per hour every sunday 😎😎😎

the march madness soccer tournament has “hydration breaks”. it is a shame to stop the action in this way. a better idea is to borrow Hydration System from a nascar race car where the players can slurp their water,milk, soups, etc from a tube while they continue play

how can be in the bad timeline when.. there is nascar, & also sandwiches

pocono racetrack was constructioned with 3 turns because it was #3 dale earnhardt’s favorite race track

wow. lots of celebration in new york ahead of this weekend’s races at nearby pocono raceway. everyone’s is so excited for the tricky tringle

hearing that this weekend people will watch formula 1 racing at bars alone. but you can also do that with nascar trust me

nascar wisdoms: nothing lasts forever. yes but also: nothing firsts forever..much a think about

Le Mans 24, how quaint.. in nascar this weekend the Great American Getaway 400 presented by VISITPA is a far greater number

Jeff Gordon faced many anxieties when he started out as a nascar driver which is how he earned his nickname , The Rainbow Worrier

f you stand outside the nascar track after they close you can ask somebody if they’ll give you a bag of all the extra nascars they didn’t sell

manhole covers are round so that they reflect the shape of the Beautiful curves of a nascar race track

50 people in a group chat is enough for a entire nascar field of drivers to discuss racings

now it’s OUR TURN😎😎😎😎

Ernest Hemingway wrote a six word story

sorry officer, I’m not tailgetting,I`m watching nascar on my phone

any NASCAR sponsor can be placed onto a sandwich

due to oil shortages related to the war in iran, joe gibb racing has no choice but to enlist their newest relief driver: brent crude

many folks pursue careers as nascar drivers because they do not appreciate “up high, down low, too slow” performed by their uncles and their unfair high five games

when raising 8 fingers in the air to salute #8 kyle busch on lap 8, you have a few options: - 3 fingers in one hand, 5 in the other - 4 fingers with both hands - 1 finger in one hand, 7 with the other

daniel suárez welcome to the playoffs

sadly nascar rarely has post credit scene bloppers. wish they did though

a unfortunate part of being a racing fan is when you are ticketmogged for nascarmaxxing behind the wheel

skilled artisans can craft a towel into the shape of a bear, monkey, or a horrible swan. but when can someone learn the magic of folding towel into the shape of nascar driver michael mcdowell?

There’s is a new song called ‘’Oh No Where Has My Husband Gone?” Lady,have you checked perhaps. At nascar race??

birth announcements are so boring. oh here is how long baby is and how much is the weight. great. how about something more interesting about the baby personality like what is baby’s favorite nascar driver ?

if you ever have trouble remembering which type of nascar, just keep in mind that oreilly series cars are like capellini, while cup series cars are more akin to spaghetti. the truck series is like wagon wheel pasta

nascars are the fastest cars on earth. and likely a half a dozen other planets too

did know you can become a Understudy for a nascar driver ? if you get the text or email all you have to do is click the link and wire some money as a security deposit and also buy some crypto currency to send to nascar corpation of america

all nascar race tracks are road courses, technically

Shane van Gisbergen welcome to the playoffs

days of thunder already has a sequel and it is called talladega nights. they just recasted most of the roles

carson hocevar biopic

turn any karaoke night into nascar karoke night (fun!) by changing the names in lou bega mambo no. 5 to nascar drivers who have raced #5 car

kaz grala is at chili’s or something