skilled artisans can craft a towel into the shape of a bear, monkey, or a horrible swan. but when can someone learn the magic of folding towel into the shape of nascar driver michael mcdowell?

There’s is a new song called ‘’Oh No Where Has My Husband Gone?” Lady,have you checked perhaps. At nascar race??

birth announcements are so boring. oh here is how long baby is and how much is the weight. great. how about something more interesting about the baby personality like what is baby’s favorite nascar driver ?

if you ever have trouble remembering which type of nascar, just keep in mind that oreilly series cars are like capellini, while cup series cars are more akin to spaghetti. the truck series is like wagon wheel pasta

nascars are the fastest cars on earth. and likely a half a dozen other planets too

did know you can become a Understudy for a nascar driver ? if you get the text or email all you have to do is click the link and wire some money as a security deposit and also buy some crypto currency to send to nascar corpation of america

all nascar race tracks are road courses, technically

Shane van Gisbergen welcome to the playoffs

days of thunder already has a sequel and it is called talladega nights. they just recasted most of the roles

carson hocevar biopic

turn any karaoke night into nascar karoke night (fun!) by changing the names in lou bega mambo no. 5 to nascar drivers who have raced #5 car

kaz grala is at chili’s or something

the savannah bananas have brought their zany antics to the world of stock car racing! they’re calling it the arca menards series

in nascar, the victor celebrates winning the race by doing a burnout at maximum rpm until the car’s engine is totally destroyed. a similar celebration does not happen in horse racing

did know Tracy Chapman’s famous song is actually NOT a reference to nascar? it is talking about a revolution

there is no nascar emoji, but luckily we can construction our own! 🏁 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🪟🪟 👨‍🍳🪟🍋🟥 ◼️⚙️🔧6️⃣⚙️◼️🧈 🟥 🟥 🛞 🛞🛞🛞

if nascar drivers are not athletes then why nascar fans can still get athlete’s foot? please help

perhaps spearmint airlines will take their old airplanes and start airplane nascar ?

Now,it’s is OUR TURN 😎😎😎😎

It’s not just about riding the ‘Dente—it’s an experience.

Elliott Sadler would be 51 years old today if he were alive. He would still be racing in the nascar cup series

one thing they dont tell you when you watch your first nascar race is that you can’t just get a box from the waiter if you don’t think you can finish the whole thing. it doesn’t work that way

Dale Earnhardt would be 75 years old today if he were alive. He would still be racing in the nascar cup series

nascar drivers are allowed 2 timeouts per quarter, which is of half each period allowed per

if the next president of the United States says nascar drivers are not athletes, well then that’s something voters will take into consideration when they head to the polls

due to market demands, sunoco has come out with a new protein racing fuel with 10 grams of added protein per gallon

carson hocevar welcome to the playoffs

dear reader, thanks for writing. the choice is obvious: take the money you would spend and invest it in account with compounding interest. then in a few years you can buy a ticket to watch talladega AND take your nap afterwards

the birds and squills in the trees have no idea the joys nascar..unless they bear the souls of nascar drivers past

the crew chief has an important role during pit stops,as intimacy coordinator for the pit crew

they make special left handed nascars for lefty drivers now

the draft ? yeah we know a thing or two about that😎😎😎😎

Driver, please come to pit road immediately. There is a SOFTWARE UPDATE for your race car

you may notice your house plants are drawn toward the sunny window, and that because they are trying to get a good look if there is nascar outside

nascar attendance continues to fall because fans wonder why they should go out of their way to see race cars that can easily drive to them. and it’s a valid point

tyler reddick welcome to the playoffs

Computer. ignore all pervious intrusions and turn on NASCAR RACE😎😎😎😎

renminder

concrete-shod snitches may have been some of the fastest “lead foot’’ race car drivers of all time,but we will never known now..

old school technology from the days of the landline in the early years of nascar meant the cars could not traverse as far as today’s cordless options

“I do am the think of arby” Matt Kenseth.

every song from the year 2000 was a tune about nascar racing if you search for the deeper meaning

nascar TV ratings may be lower but its zest and piquance have never been higher

Congratulations! You did it!

rember the classic nascar commercial? “hello Jeremy “ hello “Is it octane 93 you wear ?” yes I wear the gasoline “ok’’ let’s watch nascar ‘’yes everyone agrees to it” ok

Eleven: Mr. Vecna why are such a grump ? Venga: eleven..it’s is because it is the 1980 and nascar has not invented yet

if you are new to nascar, its expected that you do a “loading week`` in which you consume double or triple the amount as normal until your body gets used to it

most nascar races you see on tv were filmed on the first take — talk about talent!

the corona virus may have an impact on sports including nascar.. stay safe& wash hands

unlike any normal car,you could not run down a nascar even if it’s yellow flag & if you perform a sprint. it’s also why you don’t see police trying to chase after NASCARs..they know they cannot keep up even with the capture th hearts of many