what we've learned today: if you're writing documents that might be discoverable, part of a historical record, etc? say at least one thing that is extremely inflammatory, very funny, and difficult to disprove. ideally deliver it flat so it's really unclear if it's a joke

every jam band guitarist has their own “jam loading…” riff

What did the president blow and when did he blow it?

Come with me! We have to tell everyone that you're alive!

if possible we should elect a lesbian. i would like there to be zero more dick-related scandals of any kind after this

This means that the 2016 election was just a political version of Challengers (2024)

do i think trump actually sucked off bill clinton? of course not. do i think the media should hound the admin over the insinuation just as hard as they hounded biden for having a parkinson's doctor visit the white house? or mamdani for putting 'african american' on an admissions form? absolutely

typing "bill clinon" and then "shaque" and then a five comma ellipsis is a real hat trick. it looks like one of those ee cummings poems buried way deep in the back of an anthology

Despite how widely popular it is on the Left, Right, and Center, nativism is as bad and as stupid as all the other isms. You are not better or more worthy than anyone bc of where you happened to grow up.

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

All my life I searched For the tweet like the sakura's flawless blossom Only to realize at the end: They were all, always perfect. 尋句終生逐落花 臨風省悟語皆佳 凡心未識春光赮 一瞬回眸見舊霞

did bernie sanders go to the island or what?

hot damn

Phone Didion

going to start going into the office more only because my cat can't find me there

whining about how the greatest injustice in your life was getting a 3 day suspension on bluesky really doesn't speak well of your political instincts ijs

the thing about “the government can do bad things but we’re not allowed to” is that the objectionable part is the first half of the sentence

my most woke opinion is that any truck/SUV over 4,000 pounds should require a commercial drivers license, increased insurance/registration, more expensive parking, and higher punishments for traffic violations

let me introduce you to a guy called, "elon musk." or "donald trump" surely you must know by now that they are all Deeply Stupid

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And so it shall be

don’t base your whole identity on a jamband that peaked in the 90s.

Oh you’re telling me there should be entities that can protect the public from the effects of the unfettered pursuit of short term profit by corporations? Shame you guys did everything you could do dismantle them

Michael Meatball lmao come on

i wish jrad would play somewhere other than the anthem when they come to dc, but because they do always play the anthem i am just doing something else instead

It’s pretty dark that the absolute best case scenario for a lot of these guys is just that they really liked ol Jeff Epstein as their friend

‘in case you were wondering how things were going on The Other Site’ i wasn’t. shut the fuck up

Gavin is a fuccboi, not a sleazebag, important distinction.

Turns out that with great power comes no responsibility actually

The Times literally pulled their top Clinton reporter off the beat to join several other reporters to pore through the mind-numbing trivia from John Podesta's inbox, resulting in zero stories of any substantive or prurient interest

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Just ten layers of her, Donnafolded

I'm reminded of @vapingbaby.bsky.social's hate of Andie Macdowell and suddenly it all makes sense

Epstein seems to have been the Forest Gump of sex crimes

we need to bring the hammer down on wealthy and connected elites. it’s been desperately needed for a long time. regardless of party or politics.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

oh so its illegal for an outspoken fan of sexual assault to do sex crimes with his good friend jeffrey epstein, is it?

these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach

The tech guys are always complaining they don't get to rape teens because they do know there's a club where you get to do that and although they have the money, they haven't got the social skills to be invited

This person was the President of Harvard University, the US Secretary of the Treasury, and the Director of the National Economic Council of the United States.

there's really no big ideological reason as to why democrats didn't bother with the epstein stuff. it's not even bc "our faves may be implicated" either. the truth, as the shutdown reminded us, is much more straightforward: they're lazy jobbers who can't execute any major/longterm plan

lol i'm on an 'AI Art Creator/Promoter' blocklist

They should make a president who can speak in complete sentences, understands concepts, and wants to decrease sex crimes and lethal arbitrary violence perpetrated by the federal government

President Hitler, Child Sex Trafficker

Good explainer here of the 50-year mortgage rollout. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oc_...

Gov. Wes Moore had a five letter response to a scathing editorial criticizing his redistricting push in Maryland: "IDGAF." His colorful retort came on the same day his redistricting commission's first meeting. w/ @pwoodreporter.bsky.social tinyurl.com/yc6sejtp

an actual not-made-up death panel, except there’s only one guy

A Farewell to Tings: a roots reggae tribute to Rush

Vladimir Putin is Lou Bega's Bubsy.