Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

Oh you like microtonal music? Hum five Dave Fiucynski solos

One of my kindergarten students said she liked my haircut (in fact I have not cut it in about two months so I assume she liked my bro flow) and that’s about all the affirmation I need to have a great friggin day

The Custom Oregon Plate JUBJUB was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #JUBJUB

met two full grown Barretts at the kindergarten round up, Portland is becoming a city of Barretts

RIP Dave Mason, your song ‘Feelin’ Alright’ is so groovy and easy to sing that it has probably been butchered by more low tier jambands than any other in the history of songs

Yooooooo all tied up baby Blazers in 5

Once every 3 months I get in a cycle where my brain won’t stop repeating the lyrics to Joni Mitchell’s Carey and reader I am IN ONE now, please send help in the form of a different song lyric to get stuck in my head

Dancer In The Dark, but this time I won’t get ridiculously blazed right beforehand

Weirdly, Tower Records NYC and the adjacent flea market was a big one, but also Disc N’ DAT, a little place in Stamford, CT that probably mainly sold dimebags of schwag but let you listen to anything on a little discman they had velcroed to the counter

In honor of 4/20 I present to you The Guys Who Love Smoking Weed The Most The intro to Rockers (1978), featuring the single most impressive dreadlock of all time (2:21 if you’re in a rush and need to see the Big Dread immediately) youtu.be/e1sHNS9HEgk?...

seasonal allergies are kicking dillon's butt today

me with my Bluesky mutuals

New Rules for 4/20 -we’re going back to calling it “pot” -learn how to keep the j from canoeing -30%+ thc shit is for the birds -offer the doordash guy a hit -before you puff say “let’s get different” (but say it cool)

These look really cool.

If you’re rich enough to own something like an NBA franchise you are rich enough to send all of your players to be with their teammates in the playoffs, smdh

we have #ambitions to get a dog this summer so I asked my 4 year old what it’s name should be and the kid *nailed it* with his suggestion: Boomerang

Beautiful day in Portland (to suffer from seasonal allergies, ba dum tiss)

everything you need to make grilled tri tip with chimichurri 🍽️

I bet it sucks at the swimming part of the triathlon tho

Busting out the grill for the first time in 2026, 74° today and a Blazers playoff game calls for the most west coast of grilled meats, Tri Tip (with chimichurri, natch)

These Palantir freaks watched Star Trek and identified most with The Borg

Very respectful of @trey.com not to schedule a show tonight in honor of the @trailblazers.bsky.social playoff game

i'm hallucinating

Step into the Teethzer, amirite

They spent $2B on this venue and CK5 is still better at responding to the jam in real time

Cmon Trey nudge this into a wingsuit-esque Lydian jam

lol he replayed the wrong key for the “bebop” lyric

It happens 🤷‍♂️

Firing on all spooky cylinders

modern world sucks and all BUT I just went and grabbed a piece of nice baguette with butter which you can do when you’re couch touring, so

Sad news: apparently that Gin jam made Joe Walsh’s wife devolve into an amorphous mass of conscious matter like William Hurt did in the movie Altered States

This visual effect is like Jefferson Airplane’s light show on acid (figuratively, obvs it was already on a good amount of acid)

Give me that full screen Joe Walsh face

Lololll

Trey has been mimicking giant baby birds with this guitar part the whole time 🙂‍↕️

You: imagining SIGMA OASIS knuckle tats Me: (not having to imagine them, because my amazing rando Sphere 2024 seatmate actually had them!)

make all the jokes you want but that guitar tone rips

They should just do the Sphere Gamehenge Extravaganza every halloween

*no shitass

Mike what was that

I hope Joe Walsh’s wife is enjoying this

I wasn’t looking at the screen during Buried Alive or Bag, what were the graphics?

#greeked up and ready to go

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Phish Sphere n3 #pick5 Chalkdust Undermind Stash The Moma Dance Yamar

Being a dad means your google history has back to back bangers like “how to tell allergies from a sinus infection” and “what is the pink yoshi called” (it’s Birdo fwiw)

My stream can’t handle the jamz

Whoever’s making that noise, keep going