they’re out here teaching our kids about eating bugs fam, it’s gonna get bad

that’s enough internet for today

sprunk

it’s safe but you might not like it there’s a lot of prog rock talk

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

very much “what I’m talking about”

1) why does he insist on weirdly loud environments for interviews? 2) Oompa Loompa/ homunculus vibes off the charts

As a yute I got “young Mick Jagger” and the dazed and Confused quarterback kid 👍 I also once had an entire bar believing I was the That 70s Show guy (not Ashton, the goofy lettuce haired one) 👎

Hang On Little Tomato 🍅

semi regular reminder that Hat Yai is one of the best restaurants in Portland

Loser npc crew in a D&D campaign that your lvl 2 party routs in the third session, giving you a lore dump and maybe a scroll of fireball

#chuffed that I just decided to make this for dinner tomorrow, god tier recipe www.seriouseats.com/easy-pressur...

3/4 of Throbbing Gristle

Just last night I heard Devo’s Uncontrollable Urge at an 8th birthday party

If you’re struggling to grok the concept of “swing” but are familiar with the music of the Grateful Dead, a helpful axiom is that Bill Kreutzman always played with swing while Mickey Hart almost never did

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CBGB 1975 booking agent not beating those “spindly long skinny boy arm fetish” allegations

Rigoberto? Heh, a funny name.

Music genres where the name of the genre is most likely to be referenced in the lyrics/ song titles, ranked: 1) Christmas <giant gap> 2) funk 3) rock 4) reggae <sizable gap> 5) zydeco 6) jazz <moderate gap> 7) disco 8) hip hop 9) bluegrass 10) calypso, probably

I forgot this is an album now, I still think of it as a bootleg. One of the greatest performances by any band ever

Tightest band ever? Quite possibly. music.apple.com/us/album/bur...

If a musician/ band has no sense of humor they are missing one of the fundamental aspects of being human and I therefore have no need for their art

I feel like a big part of this is that it’s kinda obvious that they only want to build the data centers so they can institute their authoritarian police state 🤷‍♂️

One thing drug addicts love? Hoodies!

Diner breakfast (2 eggs over medium, sausage patties, rye toast, hash brown extra crispy) pairs best with ice cold Coca Cola

Gentle reminder that Elon Musk won't see you retweeting Doja Cat, but your barrel chested ewok friends who look like they eat sand will.

Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.

I’ve read that people think the barrow wights/ Tom Bombadil parts of LOTR are boring, but they pretty much establish the whole theme of the trilogy. My daughter loved the whole section and noticed that 100% of Tom’s dialogue is metered, which blew my mind.

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

There’s lots of debate about the best drummer or guitarist, but there’s no question who was the greatest pianist of all time music.apple.com/us/album/hum...

everything you need to make one pan coconut red curry chicken 🍽️

Imagine being so #bitchmade that you hold bigoted views but are too flaccid and weak to own them

Lukewarm take alert: it’s fine if you drive a ridiculously big pickup truck, just don’t be a douche about it

Albums I’ve (probably) listened to the most: - In a Silent Way <large gap> -Pet Sounds/ Smile -Marquee Moon -Headhunters -Rockers OST

hold your breath

can we get a round of “he’s dead” discourse going? it’s been awhile and I could use a boost

It's going great

We should all celebrate someone else’s birthday this 4th of July, here are some people we could choose from

When a journo claims to be “calling balls and strikes” 🚩 🚩 🚩

Ten years ago nobody outside of a professional kitchen had ever seen one of these, now they are ubiquitous. Forget a.i. companies, when do these guys have their IPO?

Big ass lightning bolt, please fry the bad guys

Folks I’ll settle it right now: Pittsburgh is NOT in the mid west, it is a D-tier post-industrial rust belt city that has the worst sandwich:museum ratio I’ve ever seen

Does the protagonist of Angel From Montgomery want to be transformed into a poster/ angel or have a poster/ angel fabricated for them? #PrineHeadz what’s the going theory? 🤔

If I could hang out for an afternoon with any living musician I would probably choose Paul McCartney just from sheer approachability (my other choice would be Dylan but he doesn’t really seem like a good hang, and tbh I think I would bore Joni too much 😔)