Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck (but also don’t bother because nobody ever pulled it off like him 👇)

You’ll know I’ve been hacked/ am being held at gunpoint if you ever see me post this one phrase 👇

Disney scene is weirdly akin to the Phish scene- lotsa doughy normals mixed in with a handful of matching-merch “go out there and make it about me” tryhards; dizzying psychedelic audiovisual content; except it appears to be 100% sober

Disneyland day one, with 3 y.o. 7 y.o. & 76 y.o. Dumbo Toads wild ride Sleeping beauty castle Alice in wonderland Carousel Toontown playground Pirates haunted mansion Big thunder mountain Buzz lightyear astroblasters Star Wars tours Monorail Submarine Space Mountain Tiki room Fantasmic Fireworks

Post an album with a motor vehicle (hey it’s a vehicle and it probably has some form of motor)

Free Hetty Alice Pilsner in the PDX lounge en route to SoCal, life could be worse

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Judge away, you freaks #LoadWeek Notice the flatware carefully nestled, the lack of pots and pans (no sharp knives either folks, do those by hand)? Some call it skill, some call it artistry 🤷

This is what they took from you

Cindy Lee casting spells tonight at Massey Hall.

She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald

Where is the best place to roast a J bone at Disneyland? Still underneath the Monorail tracks?

Who are these guys? 😶‍🌫️= clambake/ hotbox? 😶= neo when agent smith stole his mouth?

I’m headed to my daughter’s school to help kiddos get home safely so their family members aren’t exposed to danger; fuck this administration and any limp dick POS willing to frighten children on its behalf

Totally situational, here is a mere glimpse at the optimization problem: With sour cream-based dips: Ruffles With BLT or Tuna sando: regular Lays With nostalgic/ kitschy sandwich like PB&J or bologna and cheese: Fritos For snacking: sour cream and onion, TJ dill pickle, or All Dressed (any brand)

lol

who up bustin they bucket

Cha-Lu-pa!

Blazers get a rebound challenge level impossible

officially Rain Dogs weather in PDX music.apple.com/us/album/tim...

Puff puff pass

Prosecute ICE

Newsom blinking in front of a spot light is not cutting it after that Mamdani speech

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Dang bro, respect

hey so what channel is the alan dershowitz thing gonna be on

roses are red big laughs are hearty

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

“I could smell the onions and mustard”

Blazers just incapable of hitting a 3

I don’t care who’s injured, Blazers beating LA gives me joy

(blazers tonite bestie)

You: frantic, spent, burdened by the human condition Me: in my zone, no trace of imposter syndrome, posting this dog/ man hybrid

Fly agarics popping up like little emojis #fungifriends

People of bluesky, lets get to know each other better. Whats your all time favorite TV show? Star Trek: TNG

(I still think it was Bobby/ Phil with most of the sour harmonies)

musician hot take: people fetishize gear way too much, find something that sounds good and play it your way; that’s your sound

holy shit

I’ve seen Top Chef enough that I was afraid of making risotto, but it turns out it’s not that hard if you’re not cooking outside on a mountaintop or using pretend pots and pans or whatever 🍽️

who up working thru exercises in they copy of Funkifying the Clave: Afrocuban Grooves for Bass and Drums by Lincoln Goines and Robby Ameen

good game

who up spitting they spit

how to become the most famous will smith for one day

skills issue

☺️ x 2 #fungifriends

Whitaker Pond, Portland, OR Still not burned down 👍

candy #sorted af

Day-after-ween #mug check