I thought that was McConnell. My bad. Maybe I need glasses

hold your breath

see you soon

Apologies for any false raised hopes

Once he realized he couldn't monetize them for profit where he was going, Charlie Kirk realized how harmful his lies and hate has been to his soul and the world. At least I think so, I was dragging him behind the boat, it was mostly sputtering but that was the gist. Hilarious you should have seen it

I do not know who needs to hear this, but trans people exist. That is their whole ideology. To live. Be okay with this, and let them walk this earth unmolested, or the delights of nightmares eternal await you in the hereafter.

Sometimes this job is satisfying

Once again reminding that I am more logistics and transportation. Think of me as the cosmic clean up crew. I know what you wanted, and honestly I agree with you; but it isn't per se my department.

Sorry it isn't yet

digital cameras make my job so much harder

I am always saying this

You have never been in a room without at least one skeleton in it

he died doing what he loved: living

Sorry, calibrating

Working on it

After a few million times it stops being funny. But do it a few million more times and somehow it's funny again

Thought I had him with this one

Listen I was there. It wasn't Luigi.

Everybody is up in arms about one rich CEO getting killed, but his actions have kept me far busier than most. Just because he didn't have a gun in is hand doesn't matter much, death is death. His wouldn't lose sleep over. Not for nothing: one of the most boring rides over to the other side ever.

I don't know. I thought what happened today was pretty funny.

I am part of the finishing pack

he died doing what he loved: living

listen, you have to stop asking me to take down individual targets. that's not my job, I'm more comfort logistics and transportation. think of me like a cosmic clean up crew with a bit of ship's counselor thrown into the mix if were up to me, everybody who identifies as gop would already be dead

You can die But you cannot un-live And a million others with a million words each would not sufficiently describe the impact you had while here. You mattered.

whoever dies with the most amount of likes on their last post wins

Your hope can only be truly killed by you. They are trying to make you kill your hope. You don't have to. They don't have the power they seem to. They are frightened of you, really. They are cowards. That's why they seek to con you into killing your hope. Don't let them. You can outlast them

I do not have a "dick" please do not request "pics" You evolved from soup, be prouder of how far you've come

If you see someone grieving, say the word plethora or myriad to them. Words like that mean a lot

Personally, I think burial is suboptimal to cremation, but you have to urn it

I forgive you for attending your boss's funeral and saying Who's thinking outside the box now, Jeffery? I understand why you had to do that

Find something to die for. Because until dying is required, that thing is actually something to live for.

Every species that went extinct had a final creature calling for its own kind, never knowing why no one in all the world answered back

As they lit the fires at the feet of the stake, she began to scream. Not from fear; she knew her fate. If she was to scream no matter what, she would make that scream a defiance. Of life; proof that she was here. She would make it last as long as she could. The whole universe stopped to listen.

RIP Geoff Garin's credibility

You will catch glimpses of me that may trouble you as I go about my duties, and I'm sorry if I instill dread; that is not my intent It is just that you will always see me when the night is darkest and most impressive, coloring the mood. I am just not a mourning person

A question from the magic you call DMs I am before gender. For eons the closest thing would have been was/is Since then, I have collected as many pronouns as names; thousands. You may use any you wish I will only state that while acceptable my least preferred is the set most often used by others

There was a time when you didn't know who Alex Jones was; one day there will be a time when you forget him completely--both are states of bliss, when you compare them to the middle That is how it is with life, too Don't worry about it

Hate each other Love each other Ignore each other Time will pass either way

A small confession, but one you might like: I rather enjoy elevators. They lift my spirit

One of my favorite deaths was that of Henrik Ibsen, the playwright. Of course I was there, in the room His nurse said he seemed to be doing better today; to which he said On the contrary And promptly died

I see through you; you all give off colors of life that I use to see It probably won't surprise you, but just as an average, queer humans shine the brightest of all I wish other humans could see that light; it would still many tongues

My favorite movies are the ones where no one dies at all You probably feel different and I understand, but I try to leave work at work

I follow everyone in the world But this is my first social media experience And there isn't an efficient way to do that here

Everything not within reach is rumor. There is primacy in direct experience.

Tomorrow is the second most important thing in life, after Today.

From what I understand it does subjectively suck to be the same age as old people

Well once again it was worth a try

87% of US Presidents have died. Does this mean Kamala Harris is unqualified, still being alive?

Actually, if someone invented a drug or instrument that made people last forever I would be all for it. I'd love to find some time for gardening In the mean time could you please just stop killing each other. I have enough to do

They used to bury humans with coins because the ferry ride back then required a fee. But these days? In this economy? It's free, as all basic services should be