I’ve listened to those wiretaps and I’ve heard you talk about cocaine.

houston is so beautiful

everything kind of miraculously falling into place in my life is crazy as hell

See, when Hunter Biden consorted with prostitutes, that was everybody's business, but Barron Trump palling around with accused sex traffickers is a private matter.

Troy, after Carini

It's really bad for public health that we can reasonably wonder if the FDA is lying.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

40 min Carini was one thing but the jammed out ass handed whew

boobie slaves

i cant imagine what my life was like before wook shit anymore

The success of the odyssey confirms it, we’re bringing back middlebrow entertainment. No more TikTok slop, no more AI fruit cuck porn. You will watch shows about lawyers. We are no longer asking.

vampire chess, screenshot, macintosh (1994) www.macintoshrepository.org/2928-vampire...

home of frank cards from house of cards

white identitarian woowoo slotting old order anabaptists into the noble savage role always cracks me up

if you hit a barrier big enough you should get to take another drivers test as a treat

shocking

This marketer deserves a promotion.

you know its the atlantic when questions are (1) framed as entirely innocent philosophical hypotheticals but (2) also bravely iconoclastic truth-telling yet stand (3) entirely divorced from reality and (4) affirm the worst impulses while (5) coinciding with programs of true political evil

ok which one of you is this

Be a man. Don’t be a fucking pimp.

my husband’s review of phish mpp n1 @phishbeefs.bsky.social

this gun is saving my life at least

taking a party bus to phish was definitely the move

is crystal pepsi made by the crystalline entity

GEOINT #124 from HEXAGON (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Block #98 2. 400-Year-Old Archive of Magic Lanterns 3. Mausoleum of Ligma

Lol at this graphic

merriweather is gonna be one smoky muddy shitpit tonight

bluesky

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

Humans: "I would like to go get food, get to work or school, and have a little fun now and then." The society humans built: "Sure thing. That will cost you $12,000 a year and you can only do it if you're above a certain age and physically capable of operating heavy machinery."

i say this pretty much every day but we have to do brainwashing if we want society to happen in america anymore. I don’t have any qualms about that, although maybe that’s not how to pitch it to voters (before they’re brainwashed anyway)

Congrats we just made it impossible to come here for a PhD www.bostonglobe.com/2026/07/16/m...

still thinking about how Hochul pushed a law that would legalize more housing in Long Island and in response all of the chud republican politicians started talking like woke grad students

The government fucked up lettuce. Think about that. They're so bad at everything that they fucked up LETTUCE. The single blandest vegetable out there and they made it poison. The only things they're good at are insider trading and killing people.

I need $25,000.

because of the STENCH of this smoke i have been showering p much every time i walk in the door

WE HAD THE WHOLE PLANET DOING OPERATION PAPERCLIP ON THEMSELVES! FOR FREE! NOT EVEN FOR FREE, WE MADE THEM PAY US TO DO IT! “THANK YOU FOR STEALING OUR BEST CHILDREN, AMERICA”, THEY WERE SAYING, “CAN WE ALSO GIVE YOU MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BESIDES”! YOU! STUPID! BITCH!

at least Hoyer eventually saw the need to swap himself out for a younger awful centrist, Clyburn is too narcissistic for even that

increasingly my reaction to every time ezra klein speaks

Everybody with cowboy boots is a fuckin’ county commissioner or related to a commissioner.

i know every one of us says every day that there’s no reforming this shit but there for real is no reforming this shit.

there are two contenders who truly have the will to power: Ossoff and AOC

was literally talking about this exchange in therapy before i logged on

immediately noticeable lack of visibility this morning. husband thought it was fog lol

I am promoting you to Prowler. Congratulations.

i don’t have an airtight answer to the “what do we do about the 40% of america that likes MAGA” but i’d point out the number that REALLY likes it is smaller and that many if not most of these people brainwashed themselves online, ie they can be brainwashed back

The drugs are making your mind into mush!

We would now have one of our own as a member. Oh, nooo…