Tonight's A Song I Heard The Ocean Sing was the longest jam of the 5.0 era because 4.0 is the past. #phishbeefs

Yes. We have to let our love/hate for the Phish from Vermont linger as we enter the 5.0 era. #phishbeefs

We love (hate) the Phish from Vermont!

Can't we linger and hate at our own pace?

We know.

Didn't we tell #phans to leave us alone at work? Don't come down here taking pictures while we are stirring up batches of gopher gravy.

We are.

We know.

Oh here we go again. 😂

We were here late tonight and they were on early. It's like cumming but not the whole time. At different times. Not in any good way either. #Phremature

Our community values our opinion. Please advise. #phishbeefs

The #phishbeefs will continue until morale improves.

Word is there's no shortage of #phan drama here on bluesky but more and more as time passes we just can't find any. Is the problem that we can't see it for some reason? Are the drama and entitlement people doing something so we are unable to view the drama? Have we won #phishbeefs? Feels that way.

This is a better description of what space smells like than theirs.

We were also hopeful The Grateful Dead would play these concerts but it's entirely out of our hands.

Good evening. The person who put Backwards Food For Backwards Folks into tonight's setlist and let it sit for several minutes has been sacked. The person who sacked the setlist culprit has also been sacked. We apologize for any confusion caused and assure you such an action won't happen again.

There's a wizard burglarizing our ear.

Bro—if I turned off Phish everytime there was a mediocre jam, I’d never see any good jams

Yes.

Woahhhhhhhh

What?!? 😂

Yes. Read the fucking book but you may only read it after we do. #MePhirst

Lebby will be joining us in a cheap motel quite a ways from the strip to do some dreadful but satisfying things during the Sphere run. You are all invited to join us but not without first paying the cost. Are you ready to pay the cost? #phainal

Behind you? Than you are phirst. Nice try Woo Woo Goddess but this is all about #MePhirst. Besides we operate much lower on Maslow's little pyramid and are only interested in providing for our most basic needs like the sort of items sold by Phish Dry Goods and #icecoldfattys.

If you would just be willing to slap us firmly while you call us trash we would be able to come to completion much much faster.

On the bright side this means you win #PhishBeefs.

You are welcome.

And #PhishBeefs loves you for it. #MePhirst

We couldn't agree with you more. Deport Dave Matthews.

at your 100th phish show you should be rewarded with a free autism diagnosis

We know.

Sounds like we missed a good cable news adjacent #PhishBeef. What were Jake and Katy's #ophenses that #ophended #phans? Last we'd heard they were quite popular. #WhatsTheOphense

RIP King

Same. We do this for the money. We actually care even less than you do. #outphishbeefed

Being apex #inphluencers here on the bluesky platform #phishbeefs would be remiss if we failed to tell you about our sponsor Entitlemints breath mints, the best way to keep #phans away from *your* fucking spot in the pit. Try the Reindeer Randy flavor for maximum bobbing and weaving space. #MePhirst

These anti-bovites and their lack of compassion for the feelings of innocent soy beans is most disheartening.

The only reasonable voices on the world wide web dealing with this scene are either right fucking here or at r/phishcirclejerk and there shall be no #phishbeefs about it.

If the phish gag was age appropriate they would have passed out lactaid at set break.

We know.

There's nothing better than the footnotes to a New Year's Eve Phish show

Okay.

Percussion rinse

They still have a few pints of the new Goose Liver Pate Ben & Jerry flavor left. Get some. It's the gavage.

Patrick says he quits phish tonight because they played Spock’s brain

i would milk treys man

We know.

Happy New Year.

Posted without context. #AIsux