See the city. See the zoo. See the mall entrance.

#Whatstheophphence? Asses get sucked (in section 309 at the Sphere) sometimes and you are entitled to your #ophinion.

Won't be hard to take the floor from these beta-cucks in Birmingham next time Widespread Panic plays. We are the #MePhirst movement. We insult ourselves. Stay off our tarp.

We have a dead horse. It's name is 5/8/77. Would anyone care to beat it with us? #FiveEightBeefs

The only person anyone wants finishing inside them broke his leg doing skateboard tricks a few weeks ago so he's unlikely to be in the mood. Married also. If that matters. If that's not bad enough you missed the Distance Cum Competition it was last weekend in section 309. Sorry about all of that.

Aren't all Phish posts are shitposts? Forget that bitch @hillzy.ca we spun her than ditched her in section 110. Wonder how her night worked out. Best part is she blocked us too so we both won #phishbeefs. Congratulations to us.

#Whatstheophphence? What has been said or done deemed #ophphensive, exactly? To them we mean. Not you. You are obviously a Lady Stardust Peaches of good humor. As Lady Stardust Peaches go.

Please!!! Read the damn book, people!

We know. #phrivilege #mephirst

Yes. Outstanding work, whoever she was. It's all part of the #phishbeefs #phsyop. She's done more for our cause than Melonia could ever do for the Kremlin.

May the phorth be with you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-p...

We know. #clothingophtional

Section 309 is #clothingophtional. This will now be the #ophphicial #phishbeefs section at Sphere.

Would but section 309 is #clothingophtional now. Section 405 is done.

Section 110 sucks and section 405 is played out now but people had a ball in section 309. #ClothingOphtional

It’s a section 405 reference 😂

That's great but it's all about section 309 now.

Section 405 is so last week. It's section 309 now. #ClothingOphtional

Phish is a psyop for the chicken tendies industry

Jerry’s dead phish sucks get a job

Missed opportunity to show a giant pick if Otis Redding

@isleschick.bsky.social. notice the vaccum in front of Fishs Drumkit. Wasnt there yesterday

We know.

Harder! Harder! Come on, give it to us harder!

You never know what will be in a #phishbeefs hot dog you just take a bite and see.

Was definitely in section 405.

Bottoms up. It's the haptics. #PeopleForABrownNoteMike

We get this a lot.

Yes. Specifically designed for assholes. Keeps them vibrating.

Here.

Someone at the onion must have heard it was #beefweek

We took the high road.

Yes.

We know.

Dozed off well before the encore last night. Hope we didn't miss any good ones. Who's got a set list?

Doubt she kept the New Years resolutions she was posting about. Was the $37.00 MSG beer decent at least? #pherphormativephosts

Wonderful thread for #phans.

has there been discourse on the seat speaker ass-bass effects at Sphere yet? Feels like big time advance in anti dance technology

Give me I Didn’t Know you cowards!

They are so mean to @goldlikejoel.bsky.social #umphbeefs

Lets all join hands and puke together like we did in the first hours of the new millennium.

Happy meat bird, everybody.

Always quality discourse around here. #phishbeefs

Keep hating on Leaves assholes

The way the seats vibrate in the sphere makes me wish I had a clitoris #Phish

Pull down the blinds and run for cover.

You aren't the first Bobby we gave consent to do that sort of thing.