But not without first coming to an agreement with Upgreydd.

Obviously not one of us #phools if you don't have strong #ophinions. Phish isn't for enjoyment, it's for far too many strong #ophinions. You would feel entitled to these #ophinions if you were a #phan and try to use your 'stats' to add undue validity to said #ophinions.

We are here for this kind of talk and analysis.

We just hitch a ride on the hatred. #phishbeefs #allbeefweek

None looses the acquired taste for Phish like someone who's acquired a taste for Phish. #phishbeefs

Caramel Herpes is the name of the Ben and Jerry's flavor dedicated to the Disco Biscuits. #bJ4L

selling nitrous balloons outside my kid’s piano recital like a Phish show

I'm waiting for the nitrous Mafia to set up by some of those gigantic lines in the airports.

this could be Phish if they had the GUTS to bust it out again

So tired of winning and winning and winning #phishbeefs but they keep handing us victory after victory after victory.

In Philly it means you'd like to meet us in the pit. #bJ4L

Welcome to the pit. #bJ4L

Waste, Joy, Light and Everything's Right would like us to hold their beers.

Loads. Where do you want them?

We thought we might exploit these tendencies and make ourselves #1 #phan #inphluencers. You asked. #phishbeefs

I love when the GD Sirius station says *Bobby touched a lot of people in a lot of ways* #tomcat #duck 🤣🤣🤣

Yes. The answer is yes. We ARE going to have roller dogs at MPP N1

"awful"

Winners can hide from Congress in the Delta Club!

A follow-up to this: I saw someone tell my kid today that Radiohead is "Phish for incels." ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

Not these #unphuckables sweating all over each other in the pit elbowing their way closer and closer to Trey, further and further from females. Those Radiohead guys, they are the incels. Not phans.

Spaff-stain?

Bueller?

It's a cult Alex Remington. Run for your life.

He dreams of you as well. We're sure of it.

RIP Chuck Norris

Fishman will inherit the Chalamet bum-drum. Look forniton summer tour.

Washboard in front, bum drum in the back.

We've seen bigger tarps. #phishbeefs

Phish phans are arguing again I see. The only constant is change, except for this.

I love when people who don’t like phish anymore start hating on them publicly as if their whole personality didn’t revolve around the band less than 5 years ago lol🥴

I think one of the most gaslighting things Phish fans say is "the band doesn't owe you anything" Actually, yes they do. They owe us to practice before they go on tour, play new jam structures, and make sure what I'm paying for a ticket price is actually worth going to.

some dingus on the jam band message board I used to frequent asked another user why they'd listen to my opinions because they're a "veteran Phish fan", and it's a good thing I left because I'd respond with "my first show was a decade ago, I'm a veteran Phish fan too, you stupid bitch"

Or, now hear us out, It's all a big fucking cult and he should run for his life?

It's a long way to fall from propping up a dick tater to serving Kyle from SCI at Hooters a week later. At least they are a known Nazi band so she's still in her element. #CheesePhirst

How would anyone in attendance even recall? The nineties were out of hand. Did Lemon Wheel actually happen? Was it all a nitrous dream we had when we fished out at Star Lake? Does anyone know where we can score some pharmies?

white people could learn to dance again..

Anyone want to pretend they care about Neil Sedaka with us? #phishbeefs

We are.

Anything but another MEAN PEOPLE SUCK sticker.

Mononeon, Oteil, Chris Dave...seems the only people pissed at Marcus are white suburban #phans. Seems those people should be more grateful to us for fixing America for them with our online outrage and virtue. Anyone not #ophended we said "those people" is canceled. There. We fixed racism too.

Maybe posting HOG *for* tickets is the way to go...

Outjorked again.

I wonder if they held a vote on MSG or if Trey just signed an Executive Order

Great job! Can you cancel us next, please?

No way, a bottom is main anchor on Larry Ellison?

Some of you wooks may be bad apples, but you smell like Durian #beeflife #phishbeefs #stankyphans