You know I got that Thing on me

A new memory!

17 Nov 2025

math textbook covers for some reason:

OLIVIA Did he write this?

Men want only one thing and it's an extended cut of the movie "Thief" which omits none of the excruciating technical detail of safe cracking

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Devastating discovery

Jacking off RFK Jr and his cum burns a hole through the floor like the alien blood in Alien

Sometimes a woman falls for a man who both looks and smells like an old, mildewed baseball mitt and that's fine

I'm reminded of @vapingbaby.bsky.social's hate of Andie Macdowell and suddenly it all makes sense

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

new meme

Beat the Chef with the Green Wedge

Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president

"The Defenestration of Schumer" does have a certain ring to it

we need to get fetterman talking to chatgpt stat

Gluing this guy to a wheelchair and showing him clips of his favorite Dems caving like I'm the Tooth Fairy in Manhunter

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Check out this fucking series of headlines

Yeah :D

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

The thing is the moderate position is Nuremberg but instead we’re gonna get at least a decade of chickenshit talking about “professionalization,” training, and body cams- their priors are saying publicly how many “good jobs” the prison industry brings to their districts & how important cops are

I'm getting understand why certain people merited being nailed to the pillory back in the olden times

A fun activity is to reverse engineer what this guy probably actually said from the WaPo journalistic euphemisms

Thinking about the horrifying alternate future where John Candy went to Chris Pratt route

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Now we wait

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”

It’s going to be fun in like 10 years when they find the link between all the lead in protein powder and the rise of the manosphere/radicalization of men.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

i dunno, i think trump's bathroom redesign has a certain charm to it

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.

I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone, My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown, The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things, My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!

All this worrying about the divide between Trump officials and the public (and false equivalence between acts of political violence) without getting at the central point: that these guys are a uniformly bunch of pussies

Oh, so now blue MAGA is when you DON'T like the Nazis

ok seasonal depression. have you tried, "ceasin' all depression." how bout that

On one hand, zero people dying unnecessary and entirely preventable deaths is great, but on the other hand I would get to work slower, so who's to say if it's good or not?

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Pretty cool of Microsoft to make their Office doc icons more inscrutable and harder to parse with their latest update

the problem with the democratic party is that their losers just don't know how to take the hint, and we're stuck with them forever

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

We aren't gonna make it, guys

Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.

I absolutely would not have gone through life having this on my wrist if I knew that – and to insinuate that I did is disgusting. I already had the tattoo covered with a new design