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Really good news for fans of garbage in their timelines, Sora 2 allows anyone to use copyrighted characters to sell you cryptocurrency.

RIP AOL 1991-2025

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This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

Hegseth: Buzz Lightyear went woke…the movie went BROKE Admiral in charge of coordinating with NATO forces: alright

TikTok AI video of a child: do you remember when those planes flew into those towers and you got a day off from school? Do they still have that in 2025?

EA Sports: we'll saw your bones

i seem to have stumbled on a slice of Facebook reels that's dozens of fake accounts posting AI slop of locomotives getting recycled

I was permanently suspended for quoting John McCain's own words at someone saying how decent a person he was

Please don't call it that

Oh i see Adobe is getting *desperate* for people to try their slop

ICE is a physical and existential threat to the fabric of this nation and they must be shut down.

Nobody wants to work anymore

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

FANTASY/NDAMUS.GIF

Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

Murphy eliding in the ultimate irony that the Banana Republics were upheld at the end of a bayonet by US troops to enforce the interests of US Corporations on the people

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Shit, at least when King Solomon sought a middle ground it was to prove a point and not a pathological need to see both sides of everything

That's Texas

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

“But what if you were in Charlie Kirk’s shoes?” Well I’m not gonna go on stage to give a talk about which minorities must be purged to protect the Fatherland so I’m not gonna be in his shoes now am I

he has to keep his mouth like that otherwise his skeleton is going to jump out

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Guess I found out who you're not allowed to criticize

NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails. It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Hollow Point USA lmfao

What if his neck just did that.

Surprised she's not holding up today's newspaper

CARTOON/PARSON.GIF

Folks, I'm beginning to think the president may in fact be a pedophile

otter eating abalone

retweet if you believe only a TRUE veteran should go to war with Chicago!

meta ai is out here asking some wild questions

the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked