October 16, 1968

Look, your wife didn't leave you because you have bad taste in trucks. You have bigger problems for which the truck is only a symbol. An ugly, unignorably huge symbol.

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10 (TT: tucker_thegentleman)

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

Yes, there are 50 jokes in this thread. Blaine is a genius.

Heard your mom is closing up shop

Your country needs you! In Antifa 🐸 uniform. Join us. #NoKings

The more I read about ASD the more I feel like the dumbest dumbfuck on the planet. What do you mean normal people don't hate eye contact? What do you mean normal people can fall asleep if they hear humans talking or breathing? What do you mean normies don't have emotional support spreadsheets?

So do White people in the west just believe it’s okay to resurrect the dead to make them dance and perform for your pleasure? Is this a cultural difference? Because where I come from, disturbing the dead usually comes with consequences. Bad ones.

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Genuinely incredibly column answer

I need to start preparing for Halloween

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

postitiras

new gravy just dropped

sem brincadeira nenhuma eu sou exatamente assim

This is some very @snipe.lol energy https://bsky.app/profile/padresj.bsky.social/post/3m23gx7pn6s2z

The bees have discovered Brutalism

My biggest fear is that I am the subject of this post. anniemueller.com/posts/how-i-...

I love big furniture. www.thefenlandblackoakproject.co.uk/our-story

"And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed."

Portugal confirms it will recognise Palestinian state Portugal says it will recognise a Palestinian state on Sunday, making it the latest Western nation preparing to shift policy as the war in the Gaza Strip shows no sign of stopping.

I guess I’m the only one who does, but I love the new Liquid Glass thing, it’s so pretty.

One policy I'd have Congress implement, if your employees qualify for SNAP or Medicaid, then you have to pay the government the cost of those programs. Companies should not use the government to subsidize their workers.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

The international tram driving championships are live on YouTube right now! www.youtube.com/embed/smp0vo... One of the events is "tram curling" where the tram gives a little cart a shove and tries to get it to stop at the right point

You know it's going to be a tough workday when you need to dig out 'strace'. Ugh.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

@snipe.lol Please don’t. https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3ly6gvamugg2r

(1/X) I was listening to an interview with someone from Wire about how DOGE cuts have gutted the monitoring of invasive species (specifically ants) and how this could lead to various disasters. For a minute, I thought, well a disaster like that would hurt Trump, and then I realized that no...

I can

opening a Spirit Halloween where my patience used to be

i love this