I’d be happy to take him up on this but it’s hard to shoot someone hiding behind a desk

Of all of the companies making money off of micro transactions, I don’t understand how newspapers and magazines aren’t taking advantage. If one company would set up a service that connected you to a network of media sites, let you fill up a bank of, say, $20 and then when you want to read an article

“Christian” nation

Wife and I both recently got significant pay bumps. Things are finally starting to look up. We decided to go to NRS. Nope, still broke.

I know times are tough but the good news is the Strait of Hormel is still open

Yall should get on Rooster (not a euphemism.) I haven’t belly laughed at a show this much in a while.

Fuck yes Killmonger

Glad to see Katherine Heigl is working again

My neighborhood right now. I guess someone was really upset about Sinners winning Best Score.

I don’t even like Star Wars!!

Found Norm in the wild. Can you confirm @audiojillian.bsky.social?

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

I guess this isn’t in the scammer guidebook

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Thought I’d buy Backyard Baseball for the kiddo, thinking it would be a fun game to play together. This game is awful, not sure how it has the reputation it does. Plus it’s only 1-player. Glad it was only $10

I saw two Mormon missionaries walking to their car yesterday and now I’m wondering what else I’ve been lied to about.

This is silly but I’ve had a reminder in my phone for about 6 months for the day when my NYTimes Crossword streak would officially last longer than the Confederacy. Then I hit a glitch and lost my streak a week before it happened. But they made it right and now it’s official. Suck it Jefferson Davis

This asshole had already passed me doing about 85 then moved to the 2nd left lane where he proceeds to slow down until he needs to pass another car. Does he get back in the fast lane to pass?

Pinch my fonget Brandon B out here giving Brandons a bad name

The Texas Quote of the Day: "Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something." ---- Lyle Lovett

This needs to be on a t-shirt at Spencer’s.

Got called up to the big leagues

Surprise, it’s just all of last week’s 8:40 bits

When you see it…

I’m sorry, what?

Another great Augie Meyers performance. The rhyming of "dinero" with "Camaro" is sublime. The sound of pure joy. youtu.be/qop-jdLYpx4?...

Yeesh, read the room Fox

Glad I could break the news for my corner of Bluesky

More swamp draining

Damn, the last Tornado’s gone. One of my son’s namesakes too. Gonna annoy my coworkers with some rockin’ Spanglish Tejano music all day. #rip

I guess you have to listen past 8:50 to find out the Musers are on vacation.

Have you seen my cartoon The Annual Summit on the Role of Women in the Church? Happy #internationalwomensday ✊

Friend that’s on Denton FD says it’s an officer involved shooting and that the individual is dead

5 police cars, including a detective have the Denton Tennis Club completely closed off and there’s a lot police tape over the rear courts. My nosy side is winning

Yes they do

Beautiful, devastating writing

This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.

I haven’t seen this angle, but I’ve watched the broadcast view of this about 20 times this morning. Down 2 with 8 seconds left, perfect inbound pass and layup to tie it up. La Vega has no idea how much time is left and never puts up a shot on the other end.

Seriously, this movie is completely unbelievable. I mean, a GOP congressman gets investigated for profiteering at the end (spoiler alert)

Watching Evan Almighty and it hit me that we need a sequel, but Samuel L Jackson takes Morgan Freeman’s place and we get hard ass Old Testament god to come down and rain hellfire

Found the Special Envoy to the Grand Dragon Shield of the Americas

Back to back state championships in volleyball and basketball. Suck it @bj_owns

And it gets even tenserer

This is tense as hell. Decatur was down 10 at one point

It’s about time for corporations to announce they have to unfortunately raise prices due to increasing gas prices, even though they never lowered the prices after the last time.

I wasn’t on here much yesterday but surprised I haven’t seen this yet