I filled a garbage bag with beef last month; meanwhile you losers are paying screwworm market prices.

It’d be really cool if TDZ would switch to a video medium so that we could watch all of these video clips they like to play 🙄

Teammate of Pedo Brian

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

I’m worried about my brain. I put in my starting word, then got distracted for a few seconds and then typed in my starter again but didn’t look at the screen until right as I was hitting enter so I didn’t realize it was already there. Wordle 1,818 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’m so conflicted on John Oliver. I love Last Week Tonight, I laugh every time, but I also want to throw my phone through the tv about 5 times per episode. I also want to share some of his stories to fb, but the message gets lost with a 2 minute diatribe on John fucking Zazu and Vanity Smurf.

I wanna see Knicks win it at home. I don’t care about either team normally but I like watching a long suffering fan base finally get that experience. So I guess, go Spurs in game 5

I’m glad something good is finally happening to all of these people that could afford seats to this game.

That was fucking insane

would anyone like to discuss mlb regular season standings

I’ve always been pretty good at adapting to new technology but that’s starting to take noticeably longer with age. I’m pretty stumped by discord.

I’ve heard less than 2 minutes of Lars from The Kickaround and I’m already ready to pair him up with Donnie from 9-1

Just used all of my vettix tokens for a shot at 2 Netherlands/Japan tickets. Gonna have to decide between wife and son if I win.

NYT Strands SPOILER ALERT This is not an answer

The last 2 guys in my office who had this mini fridge both got fired. Some say it has bad juju, but I don’t believe in that stuff so now I have a new mini fridge. And yesterday I hurt my back carrying it outside to defrost it AND I’ve woken up 30+ minutes late the 2 days since I’ve had it.

The more I think about the application of this thing, the more confused I get

This has to be the most niche game I’ve ever seen. From what I can tell, you just drive around and pick up soldiers from bus stops

We almost made it

That was cool of Chris Rock to bring his daughter.

Good thing the game’s not on CBS tonight, they’d probably be piping in thunderous applause when Trump arrived.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott

Wasn’t expecting a 50-minute Prophets & Outlaws set in the middle of the DZGSE. Guess audio mixing the music was too much to ask.

The Dad Briefs is a great follow if you’re still on fb or TikTok. Great recipes with some great, subtle metaphors mixed in. Then the occasional post like this

THE LONGHORNS ARE HEADED TO OMAHA FOR THE 39TH TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY 🔥 No other team has more than 25 appearances 😳 @TexasBaseball

Epic Saturday night

Normandy’s behind you, lads

Did I miss something? Why is there no longer an option to save photos to my phone?

mood.

Cue it up. #hookem

Oh Blake. Not you. I knew you were Republican but come on man

7-year-old fell asleep with his head in my lap so I’m going to be robbed of a victory yell in 11 outs. At least he was awake for the 2 runs. #hookem

First time in my life I’ve ever said “Keep posting through it, sweetie (complimentary)”

Anyone else watching WCWS and there’s a weird tapping sound every few seconds and the audio isn’t synced up with the video? Or is that just my tv?

Oh ok, Go Knicks

We need a @thedumbzone.bsky.social shirt that says “I don’t know if this is true, but…”

Quit stealing my shit @gordonkeith.bsky.social

“Cease. It’s spelled C-E-A-S-E. Many people don’t know that. Most people think it’s S-E-I-Z-E and they think it means to just grab hold of some fire, to hold it in your hands, but that’s something a Dumocrat would do. It actually means to shoot a moderator.”

I don’t know anything about this promoter that I keep hearing on The Ticket, but RNC Media is an awful name.

Pelley needs to team up with Colbert to create a new show: “61 minutes”

“Diarrhea is just like throw up but it comes out your butt.” Look out Sanjay Gupta, my boy’s coming for your job

I completely forgot that I did this one time. Gotta remember that response

Fuck it, let’s do it again. All Texas WCWS championship. #hookem

#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

Breaking Jerry Jones announces plans to build new stadium at site of Collin Creek Mall

I was just joking, but apparently some people are genuinely confused

This is GREAT news for me, personally

Thanks Blake!

Nice TDZ shoutout by Monty this morning

This Tech/UCLA game is keeping me from doing things I need to do on Sunday night.