Should’ve made it my stone cold lock of the week

Second time this year that someone scheduled their kid’s birthday party smack dab in the middle of the Cowboys game. First one was that wk 2 Giants game and I spent the party watching on my phone. Hopefully this one won’t be as riveting so I can enjoy some Charles Entertainment Cheese

Trevon’s in and Quinnen’s out? Take the over on Herbert, whatever it is.

Another reason why AI is full of shit

In almost 30 years on the internet, and nearly 20 on social media, I have never seen a comment section as completely clueless and idiotic as this one. And it’s really not even close

Ole Miss with more points in the first half of the first quarter than the entire A&M/Miami game combined.

That maroon border on the outside of the end zone is very confusing

New pfp for @nowbacktome.bsky.social

All that typing just to get Rockin’ and New Year’s Eve backwards

I think Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest needs a title sponsor. Like Edward Jones Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest by Eli Lilly.

Of course there’s an Aggie doing horns down in a playoff game against Miami. #rentfree

Double book club weekend boys 👊🏽👊🏽

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

Maybe he should take 2” more off those shorts to get some more leg range.

I don’t follow wrestling. Is this, um, is this how this guy always looks?

I haven’t finished today’s Dumb Zone, but I’m assuming the episode includes a story about Blake making a mess in his pants last night

Worth the blisters

Sorry to link to the book of Zuck but this is too good not to share and I don’t feel like looking it up on TikTok to download it

Yall don’t know what it’s like to actually work for a living. Real men (and women) work their asses off and have the blisters to show for it. #bluecollarhero

Happy mandatory holiday fun day to those who celebrate.

Somehow Work In Progress got Pat Green on the show this morning. Still time to catch it on the app. Huge get!

@sepinwall.bsky.social please tell me your Pluribus recap starts with “as soon as I lay in this cuddle puddle”

Lin-Manuel Miranda’s new play is gonna have a lot more N-Bombs

Yay, we got hot mic Al Michaels talking shit about the Rams

Just got home and turned the game on. I see Oregon is leaking into Seattle

I think I’m gonna win White Elephant tomorrow

I’ve become the person that sees this headline and seriously doubts it. Patel was embarrassed that they lost him so they found a body.

Seriously, what’s even the fucking point? #freeluigi

My first thought, seeing the picture out of the corner of my eye, was “why does this man have a stick pony?” My second thought, in the half second before I gathered my thoughts, was “why does Sturgill Simpson have a stick pony?”

A parent at my kid’s school Christmas party just called Gwen Stefani Ghost Spider and it’s making my eye twitch and I’m trying really hard not to be that guy.

Just watched episode 5 of The Chair Company and what the actual fuck was that at the end?! I thought Ken Paxton and Dan Patrick were supposed to protect me from porn and why have I not seen a single mention of this?

To clarify, I’m watching Stand By Me, not the dime store hood giving his address

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that RFK Jr’s special juice didn’t heal him and in fact made his life worse.

I spoke too soon, they literally mentioned her twice in the last 5 minutes.

Exactly what I would say

I’m becoming a Madigan truther. She just disappeared after the Cirqueathon and they haven’t even mentioned her. Her insta hasn’t been updated in a month. Did @craytreyvids.bsky.social kill MadDog?

Oh the weather outside is moist

Oh no, this week’s Hard Knocks is focusing on Brandon Aubrey

Someone really screwed this up. Ralphie should smell like fudge or dial soap. Buddy should smell like maple syrup

Sometimes FB’s algorithms do the right thing. Now if I could just download videos there

Thank you Monty for being sick again so I can spend the entire morning with a complete Joe Ely retrospective

Someday soon: A very sad thing happened last night in Palm Beach. Donald Trump, a tortured and struggling, but never really talented business mogul and reality tv “star,” has passed away, together with his wife, Melania, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive,

Who’s gonna be the DF that makes it to this game to grab this bobblehead for the Dragon Den?

That’s a cool story about Harrison Smith giving that kid his cleats but you don’t have to bullshit it up by saying “only Harrison Smith would remember that promise and follow through”

Rob Reiner’s death is gonna force The Bear writers to scramble to somehow take care of his storyline.

The Dallas Cowboys have never won a Super Bowl when Tupac Shakur wasn’t alive

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

How about we show a winning football team NBC and not that loser ass Southlake team. There are other teams in the metroplex

✅Micah Parsons ✅Patrick Mahomes ✅Brandon Aubrey It took some time, but the Bad Radio/Dumb Zone curse eventually takes its toll