Turns out all the kids who would sing "I'm not sick, but I'm not well" with their full pubescent soul were, in fact, neurodivergent as fuck

Scientists have had remarkable success curing some blood cancers by modifying a patient’s own immune cells to recognize and kill the malignant cells. That same approach may help control HIV, a study of a few patients showed.

The situation on the Colorado River has rarely been more dire than in this moment. Neither a stopgap proposal aimed at stabilizing the nation’s largest reservoir, nor a late-season snowstorm are sufficient to avert a looming water crisis, experts say.

DeGrom 🔥

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

Yay @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social

Ceci n'est pas une golden calf.

Happy 4 year anniversary to this banger by @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social

Ol' Tugboat Wilkinson

SUNDAY

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

WAZZZZUUUUUP

you know no one is forcing you to be a moron? you don't have to embarrass yourself like this

I just got a work email that the federal government is going to start revoking passports from non-custodial parents who owe $100,000 or more in back child support.

🎵 And roll, get low 🎵 🎵 Get low 🎵 🎵 Get low 🎵 🎵 TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 🎵 🎵 TO THE WALL 🎵

This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry)

Multiple casinos and resorts located in Primm are expected to permanently close. Here's which ➡️ https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/05/06/multiple-primm-casinos-resorts-expected-permanently-close/ 

“This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on the field.”

This is Coraje. He is the angriest little guy in the world. By volume at least. He's actually a pretty normal amount of angry, just packed into a very tiny puppy. 12/10 (TT: mizraimbejarano)

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground https://theonion.com/spirit-airlines-resumes-business-after-ceo-finds-nickel-on-ground/

Different gas station, but same area in LV 1 month later...

Ok this was the best Groupon I ever bought

I'm not gonna QT anyone but here's my top 15 TV shows, no particular order: The Last of Us The Office Parks & Rec Letterkenny Ted Lasso The Amazing Race Friends Breaking Bad Game of Thrones The Pitt A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms The League The Boys Mindhunter The Penguin

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Love coming home to a leaking dishwasher and a soaked kitchen floor. Fun times.

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post

Final: Golden Knights 5, Mammoth 1 Dominant performance from #ForgedInGold, who are moving on to the second round where the Anaheim Ducks await. The future is bright for #TusksUp, who ran out of gas at the end. Game 1 will be at T-Mobile Arena. Time and date TBA.

Ok Latz

Jesus Christ Zeke what a catch!

Adolis García is having pretty much the exact same season he had the last two years, which is to say, he's got an 89 wRC+ the last three seasons. I don't think a managerial change is going to fix that.

Treated myself to an early Mother's Day gift of a Groupon voucher for a deep house cleaning. 💁 Fellas, don't forget about your wives and baby mamas. Mother's Day is Sunday 5/10!

$104 up to $400 per night with meals, parking, and fees included.

The moringa tree, known as the “miracle tree”, is one of the most nutrient-dense plants on the planet and is prized for its healing qualities. It also has another huge benefit, according to new research: it’s excellent at removing microplastics from water. https://cnn.it/4te5Bna

Celebrate every mom with SHEIN

This is one very photogenic dog, and another equally photogenic dog with some brutal seasonal allergies. 13/10 for both (TT: lisa.bean123)

“I don’t know if I can be monogamous” to MEGAN THEE STALLION and you look like this. BITCH.

Happy perfect date to all who celebrate

😭😭 my baby is about to be 16 this summer

EVAN CARTER INSIDE-THE-PARK HOMER!

Dave and Mike are super fucking annoying right now

Apex predator

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

Welp...

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Skip is doing something right with this team 👀

Just found out that a friend of mine passed away on Monday.. he was only 42. 💔

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s