This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

There's a massive food recall (including Cheerios, how I found out) yet the only news article I can find about it is on People dot com. What is going on?

We’ve said it before, and here we are again. Mass detention + privatized cost controls + infectious disease = a public health nightmare--one that harms detainees and puts us all at risk.

The feds had until yesterday to make a decision on forgiving my student loans. I checked and my app is still pending, which means my loans will be forgiven anyways. I guess it pays to have a dysfunctional gov sometimes lol

What the fuck??

reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”

What a bitch baby

The exact misstep my ex-husband made. Now I am remarried and he is homeless 💁

Firearms belong to liberals now.

I haven't heard from my bestie in a few days and this is what she sends:

Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

This is Boomer. He walked right past his dad to say hi to mom, but quickly remembered his manners. 13/10 (FB: boomerthefloof)

This morning, shoveling for the 4th time in 24 hours, I was done with winter, done with snow. Leaning on the shovel, catching my breath, I heard a small child down the block shouting with unabashed joy, playing in the snow for the first time. I sighed, smiled, and thought to myself, “Fuck you, kid.”

i wanna HYUCK you like an animal. i wanna GAWRSH you from the inside

Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig

Finally

This is Maya. She hopes you find something you love even half as much as she loves sledding. 14/10 (IG: mayamoo_golden)

This is Peanut. He decided to stay home from work today. Doesn't have a job, but is too exhausted to go even if he did have one. 12/10 (TT: peanut5025)

This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)

Texans 👎

I don’t make the rules, but when it’s reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOU’D BETTER TOO. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Drop something watery if you feel like it.

Look at Seattle go

Regardless of what the referees say: I think you're all a catch.

Shaheed so damn good

This is Gamja. His ears are just a bit darker than the rest of his fur so people don't miss how perfectly floppy they are. 12/10 (IG: doazi_gamja)

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Someone told me today that I look like Kourtney Kardashian. That's a new one.

This is Dumpling. She got her very first sweater and promptly deactivated. 12/10 (TT: jmw495)

This is Rufus. He cleverly escaped the shelter to run home after being picked up by animal control as a presumed stray. 14/10 a hound Houdini (IG: huntington_cw_animalshelter)

It puts the cherry on the pie

😂

Chuba ❤️

🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

This is Chili. He was invited to his first doggy pool party. Quickly learned he really, realllly likes doing belly flops. 13/10 (TT: goldenchilidog)

This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)

Teen Sick Of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes https://theonion.com/teen-sick-of-mother-barging-into-room-with-clean-folde-1819577305/

This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)

32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose https://theonion.com/32-year-old-still-not-entirely-sure-where-body-stands-w-1819579544/

Panthers win the division lol

Myles Garrett. Beast.

67. Which is normal for Cam Little.

Holy crap Jacksonville lol 67 yard FG!

Same