Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

GF pepperoni pizza and a Thatchers Juicy while watching F1 practice makes Friday better.

Today has been a very frustrating day. I can only assume everyone else in Construction hates CIS as well.

Traitors are playing this so well, persuading everyone who to go with. Though as they said, Faithful are doing the work for them! #CelebrityTraitors

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

I love the Joe's got the 'Big Dog' theory on Day 3 already. #CelebrityTraitors

Jonathan Ross: overreacts Tom Daley: showers Celia Imrie: farts #CelebrityTraitors

'Don't piss in my ear and tell me that it's raining' I love the phrases Irish people use.

Heartbroken that, per his social media accounts, Drew Struzan has left us. His poster and album art was quite simply shorthand for imagination for countless young people.

and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

OK. Legit stressful. That was fun.

Celebrity Traitors! Hope this is as good as trailed.

Bit niche I think, but apparently this parking spot is reserved for female rock climbers.

“My approach will pay off eventually”

The Guardian are really leaning into the headline format of two weirdly unrelated statements. “I Started An Erotic Bookclub. Yet It’s Impossible To Find A Dentist“ “I Ate A Pint Of Ant Yoghurt. Why Are My Towels Always Damp?” “My Partner Bought Me A Lathe. Starmer’s Silence Speaks Volumes” Etc

I have just tried the new White Rabbit gluten free sourdough chicken & chorizo pizza. Will report back any symptoms.

Macron remarks are notable- some quotes: "We have been incredibly naive in entrusting our democratic space to social networks that are controlled either by large American entrepreneurs or large Chinese companies, whose interests are not at all the survival or proper functioning of our democracies."

It's "kicked the Bouquet" actually.

BOUQUET RESIDENCE

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

A rather fine article that goes a long way to explaining the government’s current unpopularity.

Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

I enjoy a well-thought-out, rule-based magic system in fiction as much as anyone, BUT I also think that we should give more props to what Terry Pratchett did in the Discworld books, where it was less about rules and more about vibes and, more importantly, what fit a given story the best. 🧵

...coming soon. The Great British Boat Race Celebrity Boat Race Boat Race, an extra oar Boat Race+1 (no spoilers) The Alternative Boat Race AIr Fryer tips for Boat Race parties

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

The absolute madness of the Health Secretary running around desperately telling nurses & doctors they won't be deported because the Home Secretary threatened to deport them all yesterday if they don't behave...

It doesn’t feel that I have explored the #CrispsAbroad potential here, given the high hit rate I’ve had Let’s fix that

They want Tony Blair to run Gaza? Have I been drinking?

Ryder Cup ought to have been a victory lap with such a margin overnight, but USA really fought back. Live sport, eh? Glad we hung on there to win it.

Now this is Content

One thing I’ve noticed is my mood has improved since the office switched to Devon Air. I learned I am too annoyed by Jeremy Vine on Radio 2 (interrupting to put it to the other guest and create an argument), and am too old for Radio 1.

Hello! I recently spent 5 days in ICU due to having a burst appendix. Something I would not particularly recommend. I decided to write up my experience with the amazing nurses and what they were all like. I was so lucky, they were all so brilliant, but all different! gamboling.co.uk/2025/09/25/h...

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

Interesting, informative, well-researched and with excellent guests. We might need this sort of thing again? How We Beat The Fascists Last Time: The London History Show | J. Draper www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeHv...

I Drove An Aston Martin My sister gave me a voucher for Christmas to drive a classic car. A choice between two. But I kept forgetting about it because, well it's been quite the difficult time since. But I remembered and finally got around to booking it, at what turned out to be the last…

This was Paramore, btw. Two week obsession and I've barely started.

I went for a walk earlier. Partly to get out the house, partly to see if I want to go to Axminster Carnival. It's a good dose of positivity. It was very windy. And I wasn't feeling 'people-y'. The sense of relief when I got in the door and sat with my cat. I decided not to. Maybe next time.

Our Saturday read is on Andy Burnham, the man who would be king. Allies say he is prepared to run, he is just waiting for the right opportunity. Plus, how his time in Manchester changed him and the uneasy coalition in the PLP. With @pippacrerar.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...

outstanding www.engadget.com/wearables/me...

Zuckerberg did one thing clever in his life, making a perving site he then pivoted into a site for your auntie to be racist on. Everything else has failed or he bought. He's not even proper evil, just an absolute dork with too much power.

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

Thoroughly enjoyed BLUR: TO THE END this evening. The apprehension at getting back together, the tricky rehearsals, the overall sense of wanting it to work. That gig at Wembley 2023, I wished at the time I'd tried to get tickets, and having now seen clips the FOMO is real. What a great atmosphere.

Guess I'm watching Robert Redford films for the remainder of this week Think my favourite has to be The Sting, which is an absolutely perfect film If you've never seen it, do yourself a favour and rectify this as soon as possible

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

After having driven from Cornwall to Glasgow and back, it is nice to be reminded that this weird island has some staggering natural sights, there are good things to eat, some pleasant helpful people, and the coffee keeps improving.