I’m sure I almost invented this once but then forgot it. I really need this one.

I don’t want to come crying to you… I want DrySmile…

This seems amazing. What a cool invention… drawing! Oh and the SketchSeat too!

I really hope I am in 7% of the population…

Of course this must be why I haven’t written any musicals.

If only I’d had this yesterday when I got lost on my way to the supermarket.

I’m in a restaurant. A table, two couples. I hear, “can we split this 4 ways?” His girlfriend, “no 2 ways”. “Yeah” he says… new for him… “yeah two ways”. Girlfriend jokes “yeah now you’re paying… 4 ways? No! 2 ways”. He chuckles, “yeah 2 ways, 2 ways”. Then his card was declined and she had to pay.

Wow if only somebody had invented this before I tried to create my own wooden coffee table with printed placemats.

This is a Br!l!4nt idea!

This will really help with when I need to wash up and brush up (on a new topic) at the same time.

I hope my local council installs these immediately.

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Wow my desk is boring. I’m going to need to get at least one of these.

I’d like this but I wonder if it could also be a light during the day time?

This is ideal as I am exactly in this situation (the clothes one).

Wow maybe I should sell my dishwasher and get this instead?

Of course how have I gone so far in my life without this?

Wow news on a shirt? And the shirt comes in blue? Sign me up!

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Amazing a bike that knows where it’s going. Sign me up.

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I often have this problem, although I’ll also be needing to get a mine so I can properly use it.

@coffeefirst.games Hi there. I believe today’s expert bean sort is impossible. To check I made a solver which works on any other day, but today there are only 12 valid states you can get into (including the start) so you are stuck.

Ideal for every time you either make mess or get mess on you. He thinks of everything.

@coffeefirst.games Hi! I’ve been enjoying bean sort (although I am less enjoying that my friends @portlandkris.bsky.social and @kath4ll.bsky.social keep beating me). Have you noticed that the first column is 9 pixels too short? I think you have 587 as 578 for that column, so the beans don’t line up.

I usually worry, panic and cry so this will be ideal.

This makes me think I’ve been wasting my time with those normal spoons.

I’m really glad Dr Splatterjacket is back. And with such a useful invention.

Wow after 52 inventions Dr Splatterjacket is still surprising me. He was only supposed to do it for a year? So will he retire now?

Today’s the last day of gigglesadvent.com this year. Thank for everyone who took part. Today you get 12 jokes from Christmas Dinner. Hope you enjoy it, and hope you had a lovely day too. See you next year.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com is from @fourstar.bsky.social and some other people.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com comes from @mrschristine.bsky.social and @mugsensation.bsky.social always the highest production values of the year!

Today’s gigglesadvent.com is from Louise (and George in the background). George apparently had too much of a cold to be in front of the camera apparently.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com is from me with two jokes. As you will tell @kath4ll.bsky.social seemed very impressed by the second one.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com joke is from Nina who is interested to know what happens after the elves finish making the toys.

Wow this could make a lot of calls more interesting!

Today’s gigglesadvent.com come from @patwotton.bsky.social who has a joke about sewing.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com is from Bob the dog.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com comes from John who last year was working out, and this year is in training.

In today’s gigglesadvent.com I have some very geeky jokes.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com is from Nina and she made this joke up completely herself (she says).

Today’s gigglesadvent.com comes from @mrschristine.bsky.social and @mugsensation.bsky.social it isn’t their usual Advent Calendar instead it is a Christmas joke from a tree. A first for the advent calendar!!!

Wow my car does look boring in comparison… I better get one.

Today on gigglesadvent.com it is Pam with a joke about a bauble.

The White House briefing room. Four Hs. Three of them are upside down. And it’s been that way since 2007.

Today on gigglesadvent.com Nina is back. There couldn’t be more of an outfit change since her last video I don’t think.

Today on gigglesadvent.com it is Toby with a very nice joke.

Today on gigglesadvent.com it is me back again and this time with and an EXCELent jumper.

All these times I’ve been making the bus on time were clearly a mistake. I better get one of these.

Today’s gigglesadvent.com is from Nina who wants to tell you about a snowman’s holiday…