When you go on holiday do you find it difficult to locate your luggage on the carousel? Do you wish your luggage tag could contain all of your photos? Then get TagVault and you’ll have at least a 10% better holiday than everyone else! splatterjacket.com/2025/10/TagV...

Wakey Wakey… Are you sleepy and tired? Then you need BrewLather for the ultimate inside and outside coffee experience! splatterjacket.com/2025/10/Brew...

Do you sometimes wonder where you would like to go on holiday? Would you like to drink from a glass which uses your DNA and drink preference to decide for you? Then you need StayGlass today! splatterjacket.com/2025/10/Stay...

Do you need two tiny micro vibration dishwashers attached to your sunglasses when picnicking? If you said no then you are lying and so I don't mind not selling you DishShades. For everyone else order them now! splatterjacket.com/2025/09/Dish...

Do you have trouble with people not understanding your long rambling stories? Imagine if they were accompanied by incomprehensible diagrams and were recorded for posterity. Everyone needs that right? Get EchoBoard today! splatterjacket.com/2025/09/Echo...

When you prepare for bed do you suddenly panic worrying that you aren't keeping up with the latest trends? Of course you do! Get TrendBed today and be informed and snoozy. splatterjacket.com/2025/09/Tren...

Are you seriously telling me you don't need a combination electric saw and backpack? Of course you do, and you know it. Order your SawPack ASAP! splatterjacket.com/2025/09/SawP...

Do you have endless lists, and no way of organising them? Of course you do! You need to get SmartFolder today! splatterjacket.com/2025/08/Smar...

Do you sometimes need to hear things from far away (when there aren't loud noises)? Then you need Enhearencers! Very useful and with only a significant chance of deafening you. splatterjacket.com/2025/08/Enhe...

Does your ruler do an adequate job of measuring distance but totally fail to keep you up to date on the latest happenings around the globe? Of course it does, because you don't have NewsRule! splatterjacket.com/2025/08/News...

If you need to keep a drill close at hand, there's no better way than the DrillButton! A drill right there on your wrist! splatterjacket.com/2025/08/Dril...

Measuring distance maybe get a ruler, measuring temperature maybe get a thermometer, measuring both? Get the ThermoMeasurer today! splatterjacket.com/2025/08/Ther...

If your gardening gloves are mucky and you desperately need to cut your hedge then iI can tell you don't have a ShearWash! Get one! splatterjacket.com/2025/07/Shea...

Are you still manually applying jams, butter or even peanut butter to your toast? Of course you are, that's because you don't have the Sproster! Get yours today! splatterjacket.com/2025/07/Spro...

Ever find yourself needing to make adjustments to cloth and needing to make essential elecrical repairs at the same time? Of course you do, and you flounder, but I don't because I have FixiScissors! splatterjacket.com/2025/07/Fixi...

What do you do if you need to charge up items while your Power jacket is in the wash? Well obviously you use WashCharge! splatterjacket.com/2025/07/Wash...

Do you have problems remembering to feed your gerbil? Or do you have a problem because you don't even have a gerbil? Then get a Ferbil (and possibly a gerbil) today! splatterjacket.com/2025/06/Ferb...

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Do you get bored waiting for food to cook? Of course you do! The HeatReflect can cook a whole chicken in 5 seconds... get yours today! splatterjacket.com/2025/06/Heat...

Do you have problems deciding what to wear everyday? Then you need ClothesDecider! splatterjacket.com/2025/06/Clot...

Are you waisting time not having video conference calls when ironing? I'm not because I'm using IronMeet! splatterjacket.com/2025/06/Iron...

What do you do if you are travelling and you need to fix a button back onto a shirt? Well I use my integrated watch and sewing kit - ThreadTime and you should too! splatterjacket.com/2025/05/Thre...

Are you still wasting time by putting on socks and shoes separately? Why? When you could get Shocks today! splatterjacket.com/2025/05/Shoc...

Do you sometimes worry about running out of batteries? With PowerJacket you never will run out of batteries again, and you'll look stylish too! splatterjacket.com/2025/05/Powe...

Do you have to make a choice between checking on your child and taking a shower? Not any more! Get GuardianCurtain today! splatterjacket.com/2025/05/Guar...

Do you ever wish you could feed birds and get to places quickly? Now you can with FeedRollers! splatterjacket.com/2025/05/Feed...

Have you ever needed to learn how to fix a drainpipe while using a shovel? Well now you can with Fix-It Shovel! splatterjacket.com/2025/04/FixI...

Have you ever wondered why water doesn't come straight out of your brush? Well now it does with AquaBrush! splatterjacket.com/2025/04/Aqua...

Are your chalk pavement drawings constanly being washed away? Do you sometimes run out of chalk at all? Then you need Chalkbrella! splatterjacket.com/2025/04/Chal...

What is this? A mid-week invention? Yes! Do you wish that when I come up with a new invention it is immediately rushed to your inbox? Of course you do! So sign up today! splatterjacket.com/subscribe/

Do you want to get fit while also being able to see things that are far away? Then you need FitLadder! splatterjacket.com/2025/04/FitL...

The world's first Sewing Machine with an integrated book and magazine subscription service is here and it is called Stitch And Story. splatterjacket.com/2025/03/Stit...

Do your sticky notes simply sit on the desk exactly where you left them? Then you clearly don't have AeroNotes, the world's first floating sticky notes. splatterjacket.com/2025/03/Aero...

Do you ever need to cool down molten lava, or water your garden all while looking at your mobile phone? Then you need Sprinklify. splatterjacket.com/2025/03/Spri...

You want packing to be fun not easy! That's why you need PuzzlePack. splatterjacket.com/2025/03/Puzz...

Do you, like me, need to suddenly go to the desert and take secret photos of your rival's base while staying hydrated? Then you need AquaSnap. splatterjacket.com/2025/03/Aqua...

If you have a cold, but need to keep playing music you need MelodicTissues… splatterjacket.com/2025/02/Melo...

I needed to go white water boating, but I didn't want a warm beverage. That's why I invented ThermoFloat. splatterjacket.com/2025/02/Ther...

Does your scooter only get you places quickly? Then you are missing out, you need the ScootPlanter. splatterjacket.com/2025/02/Scoo...

Ever need to reheat food while playing a tune? No problem now the HeatHorn is in your life. splatterjacket.com/2025/02/Heat...

Ever get hungry while playing cards? Not anymore with this week's invention the PreserveDeck. splatterjacket.com/2025/01/Pres...

Also this week each invention has a recording of me explaining my plans to go alongside the invention. There is also a podcast feed check it out splatterjacket.com/podcast/

My latest invention is the SketchControl a pencil that is also a remote control device. splatterjacket.com/2025/01/Sket...

This week I’m sharing another incredible invention. It’s a bucket that can help give you great ideas… behold IdeaBucket. If you are wondering what that could possibly be then check it out here: splatterjacket.com/2025/01/Idea...

I, Dr Splatterjacket, have launched my website where for one year I will share my weekly inventions. This week I am sharing a most amazing invention: ScrewShades. Do you ever wish you had a screwdriver while out and about? ScrewShades has you covered. splatterjacket.com