Q: In the last 24 hours, Iran has fired at us. We've fired at Iran. Is the ceasefire over? HEGSETH: No, the ceasefire is not over. Ultimately, this is a separate and distinct project.

Came up with a new term to piss people off: the Linux diaspora

the 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. we were pirating music on limewire for our mp3s, jailbreaking iphones, and coding our myspace profiles

so this is how human metabolism works, huh looks simple enough

Game: Guy Console: Nintendo Wii U Created by: earwigeddie Uploaded on: October 15th, 2011

this would fix us

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

Lots of people know this one but the one that most consistently amuses me to tell people is that Wesley Snipes hated everyone on Blade 3 so much that he refused to open his eyes for a scene so they had to cgi big dumb eyes onto him

Trump to NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman: "You heard that question? With those beautiful ears of yours." (Check out how awkward Isaacman looks after Trump says this to him.)

Dawg look at my liberal media we are cooked

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Uh, this is kinda wild *UAE DECIDES TO EXIT OPEC, OPEC+ STARTING MAY 1: WAM

Might fuck around and donate to Wikipedia

Actually it is. My brother Luigi and I are both cis men, and in spite of being plumbers with no SAR training, we are continually inundated with demands to rescue one woman who somehow keeps getting trapped in all sorts of places by a psychopathic tortoise-looking guy.

Dude forgot to take the sticker off his pants

MESSAGE TO POPE LEO YOUR SOFT…. I’M NOT.

on it boss

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Breaking News: A U.S. soldier who helped capture Nicolás Maduro has been charged with using classified information to bet on the mission on Polymarket.

Tomorrow's Premium: OpenAI needs to raise or make $852bn through 2030 to pay for the compute costs associated with Stargate and other data centers. If it fails, Oracle dies, and destroys Larry Ellison's wealth. Here's $10 off annual. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

YESSS!!! STAY THRU THE CREDITS GUYS THATS ALL ILL SAY!!!!

watch through to the end of this with sound on to enjoy my new vocal stim for the week

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Breaking: Drake has changed his name to “Dake” in a deadly legal mishap

I'm so tired of this "staged" conspiracy bullshit. NYT photographer Doug Mills literally caught the bullet's path in a series of photos where Trump puts his hand to his ear and immediately has blood on it.

Four to Wendy

It’s the freakin weekend

The thing in budget 360/PS3 era games where you use a big fuck you attack that wipes out dozens-to-hundreds of enemies and immediately causes the game to chug its frames down to single digits but as a deliberate stylistic choice to invoke a sense of world-rending power

(The answer to this is that the typical person can be seeing a higher standard of living over time, even as some much smaller and more vocal share of people experience absolute declines in standard of living and a larger share of people *perceive* they have a lower standard of living *relatively*)

I remember @doctorow.pluralistic.net saying something like the only thing people 100 years from now will think about us is why we didn’t do anything about climate change. All of the things we think are important and historic today, they won’t care.

When I can eventually afford a house I’m putting carpet in every room. Hardwood floors are a psyop

happy anniversary of when almost nothing happened

Tragic figure, this Cornholio fellow. To be willing to openly debase himself - and for what? TP? For his bunghole? Yet I am forced to ask myself if I would fare any better. To wander in desperation for TP, only to be met with ire. Perhaps, instead, we could learn to freely express our needs.

“What Carter did in his speech was something rare in the annals of democratic government: he confronted the people with the truth—about his own failings, about the reality of the world around them, and most importantly about themselves.” www.liberalcurrents.com/after-a-dark...

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

Cherry Hill, Central Park 🌸 New York City Best 2 weeks in NYC. Then it’s gone. Go now.

There is something in this that I've been trying to articulate for a while about bias as authority - where a new kind of deference has emerged that's framed as "even this person thinks so" and the more biassed you are (read: the more morally bankrupt) the more authority you're given

got a much needed long laugh from this

Hey, isn’t the fake? And is it true you’re blocking people who point out that it’s fake?

This disproves a lot of right wing ideas about the causes of the decline in marriage rates