Lucious Anus United States, Census, 1860

A month from now he's posting a dozen videos a day, all deleted within a few minutes, each one containing wildly fucked up AI slop, and no one in the administration mentions it. No journalists go "hey what the fuck is going on here" either

One of my primary sexual fantasies and gender goals is basically just for people to think about me like this.

Eating pussy longways

back on my horse shit

I have been walking with winemoms all day, and it never occurred to me to count how many of them there were, or how many of us. At some point in the fight ahead you will have to stand next to someone you’d eviscerate in an ideological brawl, and be grateful they are on their feet, too. Solidarity.

Memory of a Transsexual's Budding Love: Fucks Her Way Through 12 Guys

a Brazilian Miku

Yuri 2

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

JFC how huge were the founding fathers

If you are just waking up, these should be most of the new accounts that are MAGA or have posted MAGA content since the Us Government decided to join in unison at 6pm on a Friday night

Going to a Halloween party wearing a sign that says "this government" and saying "that's what's really scary you know" and bumming everyone tf out

today i am finally launching “SnapCube 2.5 FINAL MIX”, a youtube channel solely dedicated to archiving pre-stream chatter that VODheads would otherwise miss out on and isolating fun conversations that I think stand on their own! the unofficial penny parker podcast… youtu.be/cGunz85mrEQ?...

GenAI is a like a restaurant that serves food super fast but sometimes the food is poison and many people stuff down the food and go “WHY ARENT YOU EATING????”

When the next person tries to get this job

Tgirl Midas, everything she touches turns to Warhammer figurines

an underrated feature on here is that if you put a link in a post, once the embed for the link appears under your post's draft, you can delete the text of the link and the embed will still stay. that way you can have more characters free to write your post instead of being hogged by the link

toilet is french for “little toil”

gross fox .

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

Due to Muffet being so difficult originally, sometimes kids would email Toby saying they couldn't beat her, so Toby beat Muffet for them and sent their save file back.

I know they're all at their houses right now hitting refresh every 30 seconds getting madder and madder. imagine being a maga freak coming over here to get in fights and instead you end up on 15 blocklists called "fucking losers" and you get to watch it happening LIVE

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

feeling like a Poem call me Edger Alien Poop

Rereading homestuck

Homestuck Request

homestuck is awesome

when them fajitas come out sizzling

i dont think fascists are capable of actually loving or caring at all for another living being

Thats why he's my streamer

line goes up is a religion

Has there ever been a “modern” Sherlock Holmes adaptation that “updates” the cocaine dependence to Adderall? I feel like that’s an obvious choice.

"biological" male and female are transphobic dogwhistles, you mean cis men and cis women

trans men are biological males and trans women r biological females <3

i don’t think people should take the law into their own hands and i don’t think the ends of an assassination justify the means but you’ve gotta be real fuckin careful when you put the amount of violent rhetoric out there that kirk did

he made the world a measurably worse place and we’re better off without him. there should be room in public discourse to say this and i am going to do so

There's really only two file formats

t4t is finding out you’re actually really kinky but u didn’t know until u met someone who makes you feel comfortable enough to explore that

jane doe!!

in need of repairs..

analyzing media is not about being Correct, it's not about getting it Right by beaming a psychic ray into the author's mind. it's about discovering what's meaningful in the media to YOU and learning about yourself. if the author sees it they might even learn something about THEMself. very magical

coming back to add: "sometimes the curtains were just blue" annoys the fuck outta me bc OH NO, what's the WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN if you assign unintended meaning to an story element. ENRICHING THE EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS?? DISCOVERING A TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF VIA YOUR OWN POWER OF THOUGHT???