Why did the Bloons devs make a character called Fat Pussy

I am a magical creature of contradictions and fun

Chat I'm bored can someone teleport here and fuck me

I don't even have any threats. Just please say I'm cute or something along those lines.

Why do I always look so fucking horrible I should die

God I need my whole body worshipped

I need to suck some penis

There are few feelings greater than giving someone a thighjob and feeling them cum all over you

If you're cold, I'm cold. Put me in your mouth.

I need to get cuter

I need to be hit by the beam that makes me pretty

Girl armpits. Like if you agree.

My mutuals are allowed to do the following: Flirt with me Compliment me Hug me Kiss me Lick me Touch me Fuck me Bite me Step on me And more! Feel free to ask.

Trade deal You: Touch me everywhere I: Make cute little noises for you

Commission for @classylass.bsky.social

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

Attention all girls: you can put your Balls on my face

She out coming on my memories till I [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Chat I'm so fucking cute

the "omg you people can't do anything" phrase completely ruined the conversation about how debilitating ADHD is and how nobody takes disabilities and disorders seriously lmao.

Idk why, but whenever my wife ends up comforting me after a really bad dream or sleepwalking or something like that, I always end up getting really fucking horny?

I think if someone laid on top of me while petting me and calling me a good kitty I would be fixed

My wife just petted me while talking to me like I was a cat and honestly I think that fixed me a bit

I need to just fucking transition I need to just shove a needle into wherever the fuck and become a girl already

Chat I need to ask you a serious question. Would you fuck Shadow The Hedgehog?

Gonna post porn of the reddit mascot with a giant cock until someone says "Snoo penis usual, I see?"

I want someone to lay on top of me. It would be fun.

How the fuck does a Magnemite lay an egg

I'm so fucking cute

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I'm very glad that I actually am a switch, because even if I wasn't, I probably would force to be one anyways, because that's what gets people to pay the most attention to me.

You're telling me the Freedom Fighters, who are all furries, live in a place called Knot Hole?

Mutuals can touch me anywhere at any time btw. Please.

BPD is a struggle, but telling myself that it makes me hotter helps a bit.

Don't eat ass! In the halls!

Throat hurts, can't succ peanits :(

Chat I straight up need a girl to cum in me

Being licked is a very fun sensory experience.

:: 𝗜 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 :: >> ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ << _- 𝙺𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢? -_

Idk why but sometimes when I see a character who is really attractive to me in specifically a cute way I'll think "So adorable! I want to squish them into a ball and throw them at several hundred miles per hour." or "So adorable! I want them to look at me with terror and hopelessness in their eyes."

My wife does very good at making me feel like the second cutest girl in the world

One of my primary sexual fantasies and gender goals is basically just for people to think about me like this.

Thick thighs save lives, but I think it's cooler that they can end them as well.

Remembering that time I had one of those weird public nudity anxiety dreams, but then the anxious feelings got interrupted by me finding another girl who was doing it and we kinda just talked and had a good time together while naked.

I hate having done so many horrible things in my life because the instant I remember any of them I get the intense urge to die instantly

the idea of having a friend group is really fun, but the problem is that i always feel kind of unwanted and struggle to say anything unless i already know most people in it beforehand. and i can't just make one because most of my friends either barely know or actively dislike each other.

(Lying) Ok so basically hyperpop is like normal pop but part of it is unnaturally big

I should become a vtuber solely for the immense power of having people draw porn of me

So fucking hot at work today. Sweating way too much and it's not even been an hour. Sexualize this as much as you please.

I am surprisingly soft and touchable and cuddly and grabable, and I actively desire for people to yearn and fantasize about this.