THEY ARE

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1995-2005 was the best decade

on that don poolio act a foolio

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If I had a nice rack I’d be showing everyone

I wish I could live stream my colonoscopy

Colonoscopy tomorrow morning. Thots and prayers for my B hole please

yall 1) this is actually funny as fuck peak content, no lie, its bangers 2) the real hosts of the show are the most adorable ladies 3) watch it and make CBS seethe

That’s Spurs basketball

bananabis

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new Bluesky discourse dropped: drink!

Oh wait NOW it’s a party the gorilla showed up

Oh wait NOW it’s a party the gorilla showed up

It’s not a party till the big robot shows up

Disregard how fat I’ve gotten, this is the best shirt I’ve ever owned. Custom fit guayabera by my boy Javier in San Antonio

Disregard how fat I’ve gotten, this is the best shirt I’ve ever owned. Custom fit guayabera by my boy Javier in San Antonio

Lasagna is basically spaghetti flavored cake

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Gummies starting to hit ama

ass poop

Dune (2021)

i'm body negative, i don't think anyone should have a body

i've decided to go vagitarian

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

an alternate universe where everything is the same except matthew mcconaughey’s catch phrase is “not bad not bad not bad.”

the funniest thing you could do to a terrorist is not read their manifesto

peeling a hot dog like a banana

a mission I don't know if I can fulfill, but I hope that we can get it done together: an immigrant student in MN needs $6,100 by tomorrow to be able to stay in their law program and in the country. dean's list, first-gen. their status stops me from saying more. www.paypal.com/pool/9pjLvyI...

Between Wemby and Emma Stone I’m pretty sure aliens have revealed their presence

Setting my auto signature on texts to Go Spurs Go

Always Be Crankin’ it

Blasting e-cigs out my boof hole

Fun fact about me: I’ve driven a DeLorean

Blasting e-cigs out my boof hole

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Yeah I’m gay. Gay for my WIFE

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If you haven’t seen Bugonia yet just do it. It’s probably his tightest movie so far. Don’t look up the story don’t watch any reviews. Just dive in and hold on

EVERYONE KNOWS THE TOOT COMES FROM THE CHEEKS NOT FROM THE HOLE DUH

Today’s a good day to finger your wife just saying

Long Term CDeez nutz

You think furries call the rest of us “smoothies”

I bet it’s The Humpty Dance

This lady gets it

Bram Strokers Jackula

Bram Strokers Jackula

I have a gay best friend and I love that for me