Unpopular opinion: Sometimes I miss Twitter.

In case you can’t see it where you are

Clapping the moons cheeks

Uh oh. I just spent two minutes petting a velvet coat hanger I had mistaken for my dog’s leg

Don’t ever talk to me or my son* again *JUUL pen

Just dropped 20mg of gummies AMA

I made a bourbon old fashioned and then seared a *perfectly* medium rare steak w/ a red wine reduction and also Mamdani won

Don't forget to pause and just breathe every now and then

In honor of the full moon open.spotify.com/track/0jmKzJ...

parallel porking

i was a regifted child

riding a lime scooter to heaven

$natoudelatour

everything is about race you grow the fuck up

do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?

Mamdani America Great Again

Cutting my sandwich in half longways and saying to myself “become ungovernable”

art from the mentally ill

When in doubt, goon it out

pizza girl + rat girl

People in a tizzy about a fake Mr beast message. If you are worried about people lying about billionaires (making fun of them/ telling jokes) go google climate change it will blow your freaking mind

i hope this is the last we hear from the sun

tits²

Nice tits on a nice tit

how is it still wednesday

BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR

Statue of Libertitty

What a slut.

I’m gonna fuck the moon

fish girlfriend

Nice tits on a nice tit

full contact origami

Penis World

I've built a real empire of dirt but it's the only thing i feel embarrassed about so

bumper sticker that says "honk if you like fat tits or socialism"

you can be a boy if you want to be a boy

ive had this in my head all day but now it’s LOUD M A M D A N I

No Noise November. everybody shut up

Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right

Gaze into the sky and worship the moon, my lovelies. She’s glorious

I hope Mamdani's victory speech is simply "AND STAY MAD, BITCH" *cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*

i still need $460 for rent due today who's gonna do the thing and become daddy's new favorite toy?

I’m just a Zohan girl living in a Gregg Abbot world

Whatever happened to Titty Tuesdays

Cutting SNAP is an attempt to literally starve us to death by the party in power. Hunger has historically been the catalyst for revolt so….

ICE = SS

ICE = SS

Cutting SNAP is an attempt to literally starve us to death by the party in power. Hunger has historically been the catalyst for revolt so….

Communism is cooperation your silly goose You can still have competition in socialism it’s just completion of ideas, efficiency, etc and not competition of private companies leading to monopoly and suffering

more like eastern gaylight time