Superman 2025 was pretty good

eating pussy with my eyes open to maintain tactical awareness

What if to become captain all you had to do was get to the big chair first

throw a stick at the wall and see if it spaghettis

if a chicken has boneless wings, I will not be eating that chicken. it is clearly sick.

Don’t call don’t text watching Superman 2025

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

Succubus is short for Suck Ur Bussy

Remember remember the 10th of September

OMG this homemade E.T. costume

This guy gets it

Lube socks

*finger guns you with my middle fingers*

i burned a frozen pizza for you, please respond 🫶🏻

that's right keep saving my posts i'm almost there

barely legal olive oil

if i get raptured i won't have to post any more

Anyone want to admit they have a crush on me before the rapture

Gonna buy one of those giant Home Depot skeletons and put a huge dick boner on it

My 14lb bichon poodle just cornered a possum in the yard and now I’m just out here staring at a possum until he decides it’s time to leave. The epic struggle of man and beast

This guy gets it

i don't know anybody wanna send beer money? i guess i gotta walk to the fucking store

Gonna buy one of those giant Home Depot skeletons and put a huge dick boner on it

Gave a Cybertruck the thumbs down today and they honked their silly little Cybertruck horn at me. Good I wanted you to see it shitbag

Welp. We knew it was coming sooner or later

Craptain America

Sometimes you just gotta goon it out, ya know

i fuck rent is late and im about to bump into the fucking fee ewww

i've got $250 due for rent in 2 days and i need to reup on weed tip me

i love hot bitches on the internet we deserve more money tho

Trans liberation now and forever

when regular guy turns into hulk, do you think his poop also gets big or does it stay regular size and maybe plop out of the giant butthole. also what if he's hulk for a long time and then gets regular sized again does the poop stay big or

medicinal caramel apple empanadas

In N Out (but horny)

lady jessica: use the voice me: give me that hot pocket right now

if they make being gay or trans illegal I will hide you in my house

Free @dly.bsky.social

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pronouncing shoegaze like foie gras

The video is wild. Someone had just asked a question about how many gun violence deaths there are in the US, Kirk asked back “is that including gang violence” and then bang

i guess you could say this is a turning point for the usa

Don’t you hate it when you flick off a crawling bug and it turns into a flying bug

Overton drive-thru window

Can it be 2015 again please

keep talking asshole im bookmarking this entire thread

hey hi heaux i am in a apartment (yay) and i am hustling the $250 i need to finish paying off my bills for this month i also need to buy housewares n shit (ya . know . like a grownup) send it if you got it linktr.ee/tichatnwa love youuu