If you’ve got time to goon you’ve got time to moon

i believe in basic human rights. we all deserve big titty goth gfs, if we want them,

It’s 3:11. Never forget

smoking stringed cheese

Everything started going downhill when apple took away the headphone jack

Everything started going downhill when apple took away the headphone jack

This guy gets it

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Care to explain this fap in your resume?

hidey ho sluts IT'S FRIDAY who's gonna fund my weekend? there is debauchery afoot 💋 linktr.ee/tichatnwa 🗡️

48/85 🖤 thank you and pls keep sharing i need my phone in asap

Thanks but I prefer my Spotify unwrapped

They should make a Juul that’s also an asthma inhaler

We out here

It’s cyber Monday so who wants to cyber

Short shakedown ride today. And I mean real short. I’m in such bad shape and weight this is daunting but I’m going to see it through. I love cycling and I’m not letting depression take it from me

We’re back baybee

I feel like the whale from the movie The Whale

At 425lbs I’m having to relearn how to ride a bicycle. Can’t just throw a leg over or hop on and off it. But I’ll figure it out or die trying

MOTHERFUCKING NEW BIKE DAY

thanks idiot

Oh it’s going down today!

thinking about becoming the guy at the bar we all hate (asking strangers to name the song that’s currently playing)

A Juul pod is a single serving size

Shoot to Thrill is the best AC/DC song. Discuss:

my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese

i have something to say

Wrong hole, Charlie Brown

In a pretty serious situationship with my Juul

no offense but if you hate on turkey at thanksgiving i just assume you come from a family that sucks at cooking

It's called a starboardmanteau when it's on the right-hand side

Novembeer

Let’s pretend this says something deeply profound

help me get the word out about how this cis man is preying on trans people’s vocal dysphoria! 💀 tiktok post live now:

Update: I found it

brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men

weirdest episode of intervention yet

MTV’s True Life: I’ve lost my juul again

sorry i’m just now seeing this. did you still want my mouth open awaiting your harvest or

why do japanese people have pixelated sex organs

Thanksgiving toast idea: Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love!

You ever meet someone and instantly want to sew their mouth shut

I swear to god if Taco Bell keeps ignoring the very obvious “Live Xmas” motto during the holidays again this year I’m gonna scream

WAKE UP PEOPLE LETS HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY

jerking off in the pale moonlight

sorry can’t: shiddin & farden

Atreyu losing Artax really affected some of you more than you’re willing to admit

You ever meet someone and instantly want to sew their mouth shut

had to scroll pretty far down What's Hot Classic to see any penis, this place has really gone downhill

Happy Caturday! Let’s see some pussy (cats) on the skyline today!