I’m filled with the intense desire to giggity Lois and do something vaguely related to my character.

3 days until thorns 9/11

Thanks to the work of the boys in the lab, the lore dump cutscene has been reduced from three hours to two!

Me, at least once a month, when I see the stupid shit people are fighting over on this site.

Pokopia supports physical media in game as it mentions music streaming services all died due to server costs. Ironic given it's only available on a key card cartridge.

in a morally sound country this would result in executions

If TF2 released today in the same exact state it released in 2008 the antiwoke crowds would collectively shit their pants

i know right? like im here thinkin "dammit dude im tryna watch 'i remade bad piggies' not 'i had cat gepete remake bad piggies for me'"

My new video is out on YouTube now: "Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions" youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc

We regret to inform you that Mewgenics! has two Six Seven jokes

if NEMESIS had a fight theme it'd probably be this. She would 100% voluntarily choose a Balatro remix, to pay respects for what brought jesters back into the public eye youtu.be/s6fl0KUnqfs?...

that is not what i fucking typed

sometimes I wonder what people think when they read unhinged shit from me

thank you... the world needs this

very sweet of the ai but that's not what first against the wall means

kinda got my ass

Amazing

I was hoping for collision, gravity and coyote time, but this is still pretty good code gen from youraislopbores.me

hell yeah

wow it works

We regret to inform you that Mewgenics! has a Six Seven joke

Look, jokes aside, if im desperate for a chemical reward after an awful day i could see me chowing my way through a Big Arch. but good lord not for 11 dollars

OI YOU MADE FUNNA OUR COCKNEY AN OUR COOKIN AN OUR DENTISTRY INNIT? WELL GUESS WHAT AMERICAN, YOUR COUNTRY HAS SCHEWL SCHEWTINGS!

sorry, i only watch good films

Yknow Club Penguin is kinda commendable for having a gender-neutral option be the default. No hard-gendered options. Just penguins wearing clothes.

> this guy's views used to be considered a comedically exaggerated take on american foreign relations

Humans Are The Real Monsters isn't inherently better, more-subversive, or less-masturbatory than Humanity Fuck Yeah

"wow, you want to be congratulated by doing bare minimum?" as if positive reinforcement isn't like one of the most important things for one's mental health and ability to fight demotivations and addictions

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

“I have powers beyond human. I'm not even 100 percent human. I am a mutant. 50 percent human, 50 percent Pokémon. I also have access to a powerful weapon known as the Keyblade.”

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

whenever I'm watching some kind of programming/tech video on yt and they mention they asked chatgpt or some shit to write their code I just click off immediately

!nominate steel

Poker Night 3 Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?” Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”

"You can't hear images" the images:

Hey guys, it's Kyra! I'm having an open dialogue discussion currently with BuzzFeed. I can't thank you all enough for your support for me and Chikn Nuggit while we navigate this situation. ❤️

You don't have to LIKE Nick Fuentes. Hell you SHOULDN'T, his "heel turn" against MAGA is just him seeing the writing on the wall and the self-preservation instinct kicking in. However, "Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake."

Superflex was my biggest opp in elementary school

this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol

[SPOILER] the post got deleted by big corp.

Guys, dont throw me out of the window I’m begging you, dont push me!! it's a huge height out there!!

“Then Marisa then appeared out of nowhere and Master Sparked the man and shouted ’Fuck you, human!’.”

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NO SMASH FLASH 2!!! THAT'S THE OLDEST KIRBY MISCONCEPTION IN THE BOOK!!!!!!