my immaculate sense of humor goes unappreciated

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

OOMF BROKE UP WITH HER EPSTEIN PARTNER

My Stupid Chud Son - All Bosses (No Commentary)

I can't believe it's been 6 years since I posted this and it made people so angry that they told me to eat medical waste

i think it's very funny how bluesky now has its own 'The Minecraft bee is trans' post

*Dennis from The Spongebob Movie Voice* THIS is what a REAL curvy Isabelle looks like.

costco probably feels magical if u dont have one near you

costco's ok.. pretty overhyped though

do you think that if isaac's mom checked on her kid and realized he was in the toy chest and got him out just barely in time do you think if isaac somehow barely survived hed grow up to be the edmund mcmillen of his universe, getting a PC, picking up Flash, making twisted little worlds...

errmm.. ok but why?? nobody asked for this.. just.. no.. just no..

i just checked the hashtag I used here and its all bdsm porn lmao

Daily "do something anything" for Jan 4 (ignore the lack of doing something anything the past two days i was cleaning my house) "Pokéwalkery" has the same amount of syllables as Voxelroguery and also rhymes. Coincidence? Yes. I've never seen an object shows in my life.

it actually stands for A Hat in Teamfortresss2

This is imo funny but would be funnier if the modder described it instead as "I made a mod that gives Isabelle a shirt that fits her". Pretend she just always looked like that but her clothes were hiding it

the responses to this post get 10x worse when you remember that this isn't tumblr, and everyone on here is 39 years old, not 19

imo this isnt even egregious and all the people on twitter telling OP shit like "kys" and "you belong on a list" are PROBABLY overreacting? just a tiny bit? thank god i was too poor to get a Switch, narrowly avoided Nintendo Fan Disease.

those woke libs always need safe spaces and echo chambers (FLAIRED USERS ONLY)

#DELTARUNE Chapter 5 Brother's Return HD

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Been playing more of #captainwayne lately @ciaran-games.bsky.social

what's 9 + 10

"I'm separating the art from the artist" only works when you separate your wallet from the artist

Been playing through Luigi's Mansion for the first time. I think Melody is neat-

They have fucking "squatter hunters" that squat squatters and annoy them til they leave, thats hilarious Anyway, the vast majority of us are far closer to needing a squat than we are to ever needing a squatter hunter.

checking out the crypto gaming magazine’s 2026 “most anticipated” list to see how blockchain gaming has been going

random roblox game OSTs for absolutely no fucking reason

that susie's hips are as thick as peanut butter!!

Everything is so fake. People getting hundreds of thousands of likes with ai videos, videos from sports celebrations and other countries - to fake support for this kidnapping.

Don't stop talking about KOSA. Don't stop voting in elections. Don't stop calling out anti-trans legislation. Don't stop demanding impeachment. Don't stop boycotting. This cannot go on forever, and they have been cracking for months now.

(ytp im quoting is Spingebill's Hazardous Camping Episode, have fun)

The state of everything is bad I sent messages to my reps Do what you can, but do still take a moment to take care of yourself. Constantly being plugged in is how you burn out. I know that is hard, especially in current times. But you need to have some mental wellness left to be able to fight.

twitter users will read "twitter has new feature that lets you make porn of real women and children without their consent" then go "yeah but bluesky is like that one squidward episode so it's worse actually"

Oh, that's an Al-generated design in the My Little Pony universe

the next pokemon game should feature a trainer with incel-like character traits, but instead of his feelings toward women and sex it's toward the championship title and its status "you only won because i LET you win because i'm such a nice guy, and nice guys always finish last" it'd be so funny

We also live in surveillance world, be very fucking careful what you post online, don't get got you are getting mad and careless.

me: i would like to buy a piano yahiamice: what me: i'd alos like to buy a motorcycle lol do u know where i can find a good one? yahiamice: i think youre very confused as to who youre talking to

me: i would like to buy a piano Omori: ok me: i'd also like to buy a motorcycle lo do u know where i can find a good one Omori: ur not gonna believe this

Ah-ah-ah weekend here-here-here SpongeBob and Patrick go [MISSINGNO] wouldn’t it be great if they got lost in a forest and never came back? Ho-ho-HO-🎅HO that would be G R E A T You waitedalongtimeforthis a soft beeEEeed warm Zess Tea a good book andBA twBAo BAwBAhole dBAays with no BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think everyones heard of srb2

this whole TAS is glorious btw check out the link

Time to dust this one off again

clefable before gen 6

composing this song and it just occurred to me that this is evil weezer

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.