she discords on my stoat til I revolt

i think my copy of yoshi topsy turvy is genuinely fucking cursed because one day when i was a kid it went missing and then it only showed back up years later in my backyard in my mom's garden of all places still to this day i don't have an explanation for this

ive been learning how to air fry stuff as of late and shout out to the other day to when i almost accidentally ate a half cooked bloody burger because every single source told me to cook it for 10 minutes when i shouldve cooked it for 20 good fucking search engine

absolutely install roblox into nursing homes immediately please obama

erm. bit of a hot take? we should install roblox in nursing homes. the oldies deserve fun too

INSTALL ROBLOX IN NURSING HOMES GRANDPA PLAYING CART RIDE INTO 17 PREGNANT HYENAS

i think we should install roblox in nursing homes so that way the elderly can play games

INSTALL ROBLOX IN NURSING HOMES INSTALL ROBLOX IN NURSING HOMES INSTALL ROBLOX IN NURSING HOMES

if u think about it the moon is more important than the sun cuz the moon like, uh, gives us like light during the night and the sun, the sun, it doesnt do that

i wanna mod my 3ds so i could play the rest of the nsmb2 dlc levels that i missed out on years ago but knowing my luck the moment i decide to do it nintendo would decide to announce a nsmb collection for switch with all the dlc levels in tow or some shit 😭

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in case if anyone wants an update, i got my medicine last week, and I've been dieting, and I've already been seeing some progress. proud of myself. hope to keep up this pace throughout my journey :)

ever since i told my mom about the concept of ram shes been stressing out over her phone having too little ram for things when meanwhile its a fully capable budget phone that could do basically anything someone like her would want

the other month a friend of mine tried to convince me that Philadelphia is a dangerous place, that they "have dead bodies piling high in the streets and nobody does anything about it" and that the city smells like garbage he also has never been to philly, for the record

don't trust a white person with metal and a power outlet

when u smoke cigarette, this THIS is what you're really smoking..... is it really worth it?

dan hentschel genuinely unironically is a genius in the way he presents his content and im NOT kidding. his videos are usually slow burn improv comedy, and he does that REALLY fuckin well. and when its not comedy, its stories that make you think, make you wonder, and i love it.

imagine if you saw a squirrel in the woods and it grew to man sized proportions and it started growling at you and running and screaming at you with sharp claws teeth fangs and more that shit be weresquirrel

playing mario kart wii on emulator with a ps5 controller feels like something that should be a sin but at the same time it feels genuinely really fuckin good to use for this game

Chain Chomp Blair doodle based off of an outfit i saw while looking for inspiration for a Mar10 drawing

i dont know much about roblox programming but like. roblox asyms. theres too many of em. why hasnt someone made a roblox platform fighter yet? i think that'd be good. is that too difficult to do in robloxs engine?

heres a question how come its illegal to be on your phone while driving and yet car manufacturers, for some reason, put giant fucking screens on your car's dashboard that you constantly have to pay attention to? whats up with that

my mom is falling for "you are sentenced to 300 years in the jail" ai slop videos on facebook with those big buff men attached to chairs with restraints and she refuses to believe theyre ai god help me

hear me out on this backrooms game, however, it plays and is styled similar to luigis mansion. You explore layers of the backrooms and try and survive along the way, collecting whatever there is to collect, aiming for some sort of end goal of reaching the bottom

my biggest mario kart hot take is I think theres room for both modern and classic balloon battle formats to exist side by side. just have it be an option, last-one-standing, or time based. whichever you prefer. they both have their strengths.

i find it really ominous how out of the big 5 ai chat aps, only one of them tells you not to give them private info and that one is chatgpt. grok doesnt care. Gemini doesnt care. claude doesnt care. copilot doesnt care. they dont give you a warning.

ROM Check Panic will be getting more content! Check this out, it's a sorta NES Remix style challenge mode. There's lots to do, but the foundation is there! I just need to build the levels and perhaps a few new features. #gamedev #arcade

the weirdest thing i think my school did for me personally was like okay some context, my grandpa helped my mom pay for my lunches at school. he passed when i was in 4th grade, so the school gave me free lunches up until i graduated

Theories and "expectations" have had a nasty impact on culture. They just set people up to get mad when the story the artist tells doesn't line up with whatever people imagined based off "patterns" that don't really mean anything. Wait for the end, enjoy the ride, and let a story be what it is.

installing romhacks and mods can be as easy as a single button press but others you have to do an ancient ritual to summon a dead god to help you with it and its the most annoying thing in the world 😭🙏

My game ROM Check Panic! has just released! plourples.itch.io/rom-check-pa... It's based on ROM Check Fail by Farbs, a Flash(?) game made in 2008. It's a mashup of different arcade games. You, the enemies and the world around you will swap around. You just gotta defeat them all. #gamedev #arcade

chat i have a genuine question for yall im cookin something up rn, a story, and in the story i want a character to die. Due to the nature of the story, it can't be physical harm or supernatural harm. So the conclusion i came to was this character would die via flashing lights

i know its tough out there, but just know, if you're transmasc, my profile is a safespace for y'all :) y'all go through hell and yall deserve to be treated with kindness, and im here to spread some of that

they should build a walmart on mount Everest so that way when the hikers get exhausted they can go to the Walmart and buy their favorite foods and drinks and refresh themselves! amazing idea :3

and then 10 million eggs proceeded to get thrown at my face

I got diagnosed with diabetes a few days ago and one of the big things I've learned is just how much sugar, salt, butter actually is in american food product. you dont realize how much slop you're consuming until you're forced to pay attention to it and cut it from your diet.

i have a genuine question here how in the world is the word "depths" pronounced I've had a speech impediment all my life and i just genuinely cannot fathom how the fuck you pronounce it. when i say it i say "depfs" and it sounds really uncanny

animal crossing new horizons really frustrates me because it feels designed to piss me off in specific the core gameplay loop is garbage. you're gonna be spending half of your time getting materials and grinding than actually expanding your island. at least thats how it was for me.

You like drinking soda, don't you? #digitalart #drpepper #oc #furry

nobody ever considered what happens when Dr Pupper drinks Dr Pepper #oc #digitalart #drpepper #furry

pov: she likes u #oc #digitalart #drpepper #furry

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y'know. its odd. I've known several people irl who've went "breath of the wild is a good game but i dropped it after the great plateau because i didnt know where to go next" and i find that incredibly fascinating to me

Low Poly Mochi model i have recently #namiverse #nomnomnami #lwt #lonelywolftreat

my childhood wii/wii u collection is really funny because half of it is banger stuff while the other half is just kinda meh

the best asian food you'll ever have will come from a restaurant run out from somebody's basement called Johns Crazy China Hut and it'll serve you 2 pounds of orange chicken for 5 dollars