its honestly very worrying how little empathy medical professionals have when it comes to adults with adhd I've told my psychiatrist time and time again that i feel unmotivated, that i can barely do any of my hobbies, and she just calls me "edgy". whats up with that.

im da joker baby joker baby yea baby joker baby im da god damn jokuh baby im da mothuhfuckin jokuh yuhhhhh wanna know how i got these scars bitch???? yeah mother fucker i aint tellin u shit

thinking about my wood working teacher in highschool. he was a decent teacher for the most part but the times he had us use autoCAD were complete dog shit. he presented a video to the class and expected us to go along with the video as we were doing things on our computers.

as someone who doesnt work, i have to ask, is it considered rude to enter a place of business anywhere between 10 and 40 minutes before closing? i know it definitely depends on context, but I'm curious

i don't understand old people's obsession with being tech illiterate, it almost feels like its on purpose sometimes 🧵 a few days ago my mom wanted to watch a basketball game. she doesnt have espn+, but she REALLY wanted to watch it.

yo is it true that neurotypical people see you correcting them on factual errors as a sort of power move? they almost see it as you flexing on them? not everyone ofc but like, some of them? because i just heard this from somewhere and it explains so much but at the same time. i dont wanna assume.

does bluesky know about uncle pussy or is that too far removed from the subculture here

the penis poo poo man

I got a new mattress the other day, and then an irl informed about the wonderful world of fiberglass. protip! if your mattress has fiberglass, get rid of it safely. you dont want it. that shit is a health hazard. My new mattress doesnt have it but i would've taken it back if it did.

I dont think cis people are inherently evil like a lot of people on here tend to think, but i do believe that the average cis person is just. a bit behind the times. their knowledge of queer issues is stuck in the early 2010s at best.

what confuses me about the doordash discourse isn't doordash itself, i dont care if people order food delivery. but rather why restaurants don't just offer delivery themselves???? there's very clearly a market for it and yet, only very few actually care enough to offer it.

im sorry if this thread worried anyone. i just wanna clarify, im not depressed, i don't wanna hurt myself, nothing like that. its just some days i genuinely just dread waking up and getting online.

im gonna be completely real with y'all. every single day it's getting harder and harder to wake up and look at my phone. I don't have much to do in my life so oftentimes i just go right back to sleep and not even do my morning routine at all.

Imma be honest here even if Chick-fil-A wasnt antigay I'd still hate them as a company. back in highschool in my marketing class I had to listen to my teacher constantly glaze them and it got to a point where i just simply stopped giving a shit. i hated them out of spite.

theres probably gotta be somebody out there who got into a coma in 2019 and woke up 2020 or later, genuinely utterly confused why everybody has become so much more paranoid and hostile. that's gotta be like, THE nightmare scenario.

its taken a while for me to form a proper opinion on palworld but i think i finally have one and its. i don't care about it, but i wish people would stop using it for pointless fucking culture war bullshit.

does anyone remember that period of time 2015-2017ish where a good handful of people were just. obsessed with russia? I don't even mean just politically. i mean just. pretending to be russian. acting russian. wearing russian hats and yelling "for the motherland!" shit like that

white cis people over the age of 35 love the word transvestite they love using it its like crack to them

i was speaking with a friend earlier and we came to the conclusion that, if nintendo really wants the switch 2 to be a hit? they should sell a switch 2 lite. Remove the 120 hertz screen. remove the dock. shrink the console. sell it anywhere between 350 and 400 bucks. instant money

Company loyalty is a disease, especially when you're working for said that company A year and a half ago or so, my mom slipped and fell at work and obliterated her meniscus in her knee. She didnt go for an injury lawsuit or anything like that. she did nothing.

Honest question. is this a good or a bad take? 🧵 When it comes to seasoning and spices, i feel like if you inherently dont like it for reasonings that arent sensory issues, thats kind of a red flag to me?

I made a post on twitter earlier where i said the game felt off, and I wasn't too sure why. As i kept playing though, that feeling slowly just went away. Im still not sure what it was, i think the start of the game is slightly slower paced maybe? not sure. could be that.

y'know, i had this whole thread prepared about fandom discourse and how i just feel about fandom discourse in general but honestly? my main point there can be boiled down to. people should just be nicer to each other.

ive talked a little bit about social security woes on here but genuinely the more my mom and i have to deal with them the more i believe the people who work there are actual demons in human flesh. horrible people they are.

she peas on my cock til i lose 11 billion dollars

fingerprint scanners on phones are a feature that i genuinely just fundamentally do not understand why people defend. I've heard all the arguments. i do not care. they seem inherently just dangerous to you. Id never use one. you'd never see me using one.

Mario maker is an incredible subseries but something it suffers from greatly is future proofing itself. you cant get most of the amiibo costumes in smm1 anymore, and when the servers for smm2 go down, you wont be able to get most of the mii costumes anymore.

I am gonna say this though, Im so used to all the modern kirby components and modern kirby movement that over the course of this game's roughly hour long run time i never quite got used to it. I didn't detract points for this, this is entirely a me thing.

I absolutely think this game would benefit from some kind of remake. the physics in particular just dont feel great. the level design leans too heavily on moving horizontal platforms and precise jumps, which wouldn't be an issue in any other mario game.

>boots up mario land >gets a game over to the first goomba good video game

the more i hear about the AYN Thor the more im just. confused? Im sure its good for more modern games but if you're using it for 3ds and ds games, at that point you're better off just buying a used 3DS and modding that, yeah?

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

i found out something really interesting the other day so back in 2020, i did this sm64 challenge that i dubbed the "locked camera challenge" wherein you lock the camera in place by holding down R and playing the level like that, see how far you could get. over the course of a 10 day period.

my favorite hobby is kicking pregnant women in the stomach Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaga juust kidding!!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ those are my just kidding stars so you know that im just joking nhahahah 😄

"teachers of reddit, whats the worst name you've seen a kid be named" and the top comment is some shit like "yup my star student who gets all As and has never skipped a day of class is named ShitBag and its pronounced ShaatBeeg"

"Why do you like GBA rainbow road so much?" this. this is why.

you ever notice how online people cant just dislike something. they must attack you and your identity if they disagree with you. they paint you as a horrible person. even if the opinion is like. over a video game.

i was scared of mr frosty as a kid because i thought his ass shaking move was him telling me he wanted to shove kirby up his ass hole

god... she is so overdramatic what do you think filled her with despair?

i was scared of mr frosty as a kid because i thought his ass shaking move was him telling me he wanted to shove kirby up his ass hole

if you think about it it kinda makes no sense why the pow block isnt in mario kart world sure, you could make the argument of, you're in the air more and thus its harder to use, but consider the following. it has a natural weakness in the game already. the feather. it wouldn't be overpowered.

when it comes to video recording stuff have you ever realized that two way consent states only protect abusers and assholes who think they can get away with gaslighting you and saying heinous bullshit

im currently waiting in a therapists office and there's this guy blasting random tiktoks from his phone including one that was like "HERES COOL VAGINA FACTS DID YOU KNOW THE VAGNNA CAN STRETCH UP TO 3 INCHES WIDE" can we fucking not

ive stopped slapping my homunculus and ever since then the screams in my dreams have only gotten louder

you cant be the joker if youre not damaged. im the joker, baby!

i like putting quotes around random words when i talk sometimes heres an example: Yes i "freeze" my "milk". yes i put "lemon" in my "milk". my "milk" is "good".

when a gay vampire gives teeth to another gay vampire do they get sad when they accidentally suck the blood and make him soft

SAME THING WITH BIRDS TOO DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES!!!!! BIRDS DONT EXIST birds dont exist they dont exist theyre not real

they should make a mario game where your goal is to slam dunk orphans into a basket ball hoop

dogs are people. they are. theyre tiny men in dog costumes. dogs dont really exist. if you think otherwise you've been had.