OK but should I goatse the us government accounts before blocking them ?

the gays are not trying to destroy civilization... until now! back the kickstarter for our independent LGBTQIA+ international nuclear weapons program launching tomorrow at 6EST

Fuck it I'm cute

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

🧵Thread of Basic Protesting Safety tips that people are trying to lie about to get you hurt in purpose. Feel free to add your own. Protesting will always be dangerous and we need to reduce the danger of it as much as possible

WOKEMON!!!

I think my YouTube algorithm known exactly what I am

the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm

Kind of funny that by nature of this happening in an area without a lot of clear jurisdictional guidance in an industry that requires strict scrutiny when something goes wrong we get a new report, case study, analysis, etc every few months that boil down to "this guy was a way too cocky dumbass"

YouTube is down, go watch something on @dropout.tv or @nebula.tv or whatever

10 (je sais quoi faire avec du potiron)

Schtorumpf cheminotte

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Je reposte le lien ici streamlabscharity.com/teams/@etc-2... #EtTaCause2025 Acceptess-T de bat pour l'inclusion des personnes trans, pour nous aider dans nos démarches, nous apporter du soutien au quotidien dans nos discrimination trans et intersectionnelles (précarisées, racisées, handicaps)

I'm way to gay to be rational, it's not pog

the reviews are in they're saying "what a hearty stew" "madeleine must be short for 'MAkes DELEIcious cuisiNE'"* "wow i didn't think you could make food like this without getting ratatouilled" *they're food experts not word experts

Et alors que revoilà monsieur le sous-premier ministre

I’m gonna make my own Mastodon

@postoctobrist.bsky.social @wtyppod.com @donoteat.bsky.social @garethdennis.uk @victoriascott.bsky.social Thanks for the inspiration.

I can't even imagine how disconcerting the mechanical soulless slop machines must be if you're an organic soulless slop machine.

in his defense he definitely thinks amelia earhart disappeared last week

You have the brain of a pig

wednesday night d&d gm: what do you want to do on this kingdom turn? party: let's raise standard of living gm: make your check. oh, that's a failure. party: how? how do you fail "handing out bread"? me, nodding seriously: dire swans.

j'me permet de relayer l'appel au rassemblement d' @urgencepalestine.bsky.social ce soir à paris

what im taking from this is that the sexually insatiable nicole kidman is now single yall

Donc Mélenchon appelle tous les partis de gauche a discuter, et Tondelier refuse, d'autres partis aussi, et on va dire que c'est LFI qui veut pas d'alliance? Je suis pas non plus fan LFI, mais aujourd'hui y a que LFI qui défend un programme de rupture de gauche

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N'empêche, on se moque mais Lecornu a tenu sa promesse : il n'a pas utilisé de 49.3.

Mood : www.youtube.com/watch?v=h13U...

FAIT UN SALTO !

BAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH www.liberation.fr/politique/en...

I was right, I am always right

pov: you're seeking out the most unhinged replies to dunk on, while ignoring earnest, reasonable criticism

Les territoires perdus de la république. Où l’on applaudit les complices des terroristes.

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

I bet this felt so good if you were a monitor

I guarantee you that whatever engagement you get, no matter how many followers you have on twitter, none of it matters because it's full of nazis and you're hanging out and posting with nazis and making nazis part of your community

a democratically elected congresswoman is being denied her seat because the speaker simply does not want to seat her and leadership is as unconcerned about this as they seem to be about everything else

This is my 1st time catching my pet archer fish, Legolas, spitting on camera. Archerfish use modified jaw and tongue bones to fire a jet of water to knock down bugs from over hanging vegetation. Here Legolas is shooting down a fruit fly 🪰 🐠🧪

They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.