Good morning comrades and a Happy 420 to those that celebrate. Here's a peak into my herb garden this year. Strains shown are Super Boof, Gary Payton, and Black Jack. #happy420 #homegrown #cannabis #herbgarden

Jeffery Epstein is the patron saint of terrible white men who make the world a better place by dying. The more the merrier.

This is NOT a pro Democrat post.

Sometimes things are just as they seem. A vote for red or blue doesn't matter who. They're all on the same team. And that team opposes you. TBCBF '26

My favorite holiday is the day Jesus invented the High-5. Palm Sunday. #ismyreligionajoketoyou

Markwayne Mullin is proof that the right do believe in DEI hires, but only if it's a white guy. #notmyplumber

"Google, how do you say, I'm not with them. I'm a Communist. in Chinese?" Me-3.14.26

If I see you wearing Meta/Oakley/Ray-Ban AI glasses, I'm going to make fun of you and I'm going to encourage others to do the same.

Am I really about to start a new playthrough of RDR2 in the year of someone's lord 2026? Giddy up, Partner.

Anyone remember CNC Music Factory? "I'm gonna make you sweat til you bleed." & "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut to move your butt." Shit hits different these days.

Of course I wait to do all my Valentine's Day shopping until Friday the 13th. That's fitting, I guess.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Every time I see the acronym TPUSA, all I can think is, Toilet Paper USA and I like that. #ToiletPaperUSA

This is brilliant. 🙌💗

Got an idea for a match making app for single archeologists, gonna call it Carbon Dating. #sciencejoke

It seems people nowadays only care to talk about the differences that separate religions. I like to think of the common thread woven through the fabric of all religions. They're all made up. Man-made fairytales and lies to control an uneducated populous. Have a nice day & stay hydrated comrades.

It boggles my mind to think anyone is under the impression that the Far Right will reject Frump once learning he is in-fact in the Epstein Files and a confirmed p3do. If everything else he's done hasn't swayed them the Epstein Files won't either. If evidence alone was enough, we wouldn't be here.

Christians these days approach the subjects of science, capitalism, and socialism much in the same way they do Christianity... there's a book that'll tell you everything you need to know about it, but most of them haven't bothered reading it.

Girl, I want to make all the macaroni and cheese noises with you.

I feel like I've been on autopilot for awhile now, but I had no idea the destination was set to What The Fuck.

An ecologist “lives alone in a world of wounds…. [He] must either harden his shell and make believe that the consequences of science are none of his business, or he must be the doctor who sees the marks of death in a community that believes itself well and does not want to be told otherwise.” 🌱🐋🌎🧪

Boycott Ubisoft! Unionize your workplace! #fuckubisoft #fuckbigcorp #unionize youtu.be/nXadN6FyYgA?...

#WeedWednesday #FreeTheWeed #LegaliseIt #LegalizeIt #WarOnDrugs #CannabisHeals

Years ago some company bought the rights to exclusively brew and sell New Castle in the US. It used to be my fav beer. Of course they changed the recipe and ruined it. So, happy to hear the og is coming back. #cheers #nobollocks vinepair.com/articles/new...

I was gifted a signed copy (nice) of Nick Offerman & Lee Buchanan's new book "Little Woodchucks". It's a guide to woodworking projects for kids and adults. Nick spends his entire introduction talking shit on Capitalism. It's a great read. I highly recommend.

Still relevant and release the Epstein files.

At least H!tler didn't put his stupid fncking name on everything.

*CORRECTION, the A19 chip(?) In the iphone 17 vapes.

Look, I'm not that guy, but my bedroom does smell like weed 100% of the time.

The Ornamental Express #nickname #F47

It doesn't matter bug, butterfly, bird, basset hound, boxer, Buick, Benz, Beechcraft, Bell helicopter, or Boeing my dog will bark at it. #barker #dogspeak #borkborkbork

Never trust a bald barber, a broke banker, a bean pole baker, a billionaire, or any of the boys in blue. #acab #thirteentwelve #fuckbillionaires

Preacher is not a job. They are just beggars (no offense to those that have to resort to begging) with fancy clothes and only work on Sundays. #atheist #notmygod Imagine getting people to worship your imaginary friend. #hilarious

I'm still thinking about the places the show 1899 could've gone if it didn't get canceled. Good stuff.

iphone 17, shit no. I want the one that vapes. #iphone19 #iphonevapes #makingclouds

Good job. You did great. Cool award. Or whatever. Who were the other nominees? Who did you beat? That ego must be Italian, bc it’s FRAGILE.

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

Deleted that shit weeks ago. #fuckspotify #fuckice

What a bunch of shady creepers.

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

Charities in the numbers they exist in the USA currently signal two things. 1. The inevitable collapse and failure of Capitalism. 2. Peoples natural response to an obvious need in others is to come together and fill that need. Otherwise known as "Community". #imjustsaying #community #peoplefirst

Out running around. It's a beautiful day. I've got the windows down and the wind in my hair. I'm rocking out to some REO Speedwagon on the radio. Life is good. Hope everyone is having a good week. #selfie #shades #fjerryjones

"What's your sign?"

Yes, you big beautiful wonder. I want you on top. I want to feel all of you on all of me. If I d!e I d!e. #smotherme #smothered

The Animal Kingdom is the only crown I will ever respect. #nokingsnocountries #nogodsnomasters #animalkingdom

The amount of families that have the last name, Hunter and yet none has named one of their children, Vampire. What the fuck? #huntervampirehunter #vampirehunter #asseenontv

Just a reminder comrades, Homophobia isn't cool even if it does include Frump.