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walking past a car and these kids are screaming ā6 7ā at every person that goes by and not a single one of them acknowledged them so I did the hand gesture and what erupted from that car was pure joy and excitement that almost burst my ear drums.
about 8 hours ago
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lobbed me hair off
1 day ago
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a guy walked up to me in the park and asked for my number I plainly said āno thank you, have a nice walk thoā he then stepped in front of me blocking me and proceeded to keep asking or rather begging and pleading, I said ānoā 7 times politely before i had to set off my alarm on my keys.
12 days ago
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i watched ready or not 2 and i fear it was a slay except for elijah wood not exploding, le domas bloodline or not it just wouldāve hit to see lawyer go boom
14 days ago
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turning off notifications for all social media, emails and group chats till iām ready to look instead of being served it constantly has been life changing
14 days ago
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Hi, Samās sister here, arrangements have been made, if youāre attending the service please bring flower seeds to scatter after the ceremony. Details of the service can be found below. Thank you.
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14 days ago
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Iāve had trades guys in my flat for the last two weeks, Iāve never felt more confident about feeling cursed by being attracted to men.
about 1 month ago
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never sewn before in my life and somehow I managed to do a zipper WHICH has like 10 fucking steps. i need to learn to walk before I run, but anyways my bisexual audacity always wins I can literally do anything
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about 1 month ago
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can someone tell me why AS AN ADULT how and when I was meant to know PVC windows have a winter/summer setting⦠had a guy servicing my windows and he was like āoh youāve not had them switched to winter, itās in a summer settingā I was like ātf u on aboutā no wonder I spent so much on gas
about 1 month ago
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reform voters today:
about 1 month ago
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itās Ramadan and he called me last night and said when this is over Iām gonna ram your dam
about 2 months ago
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making someone watch interstellar who hasnāt seen interstellar could be considered a new hobby of mine
about 2 months ago
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this vday gift has me on my knees my vintage dream machine
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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kinda weird how many rapists she sends flowers and personal invitations too if u ask me
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
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2 months ago
How shocking. The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:
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bake him bread š¤ get bred
2 months ago
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smells like ai
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2 months ago
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a balsamic, crispy onion and scallion sourdough loaf, best loaf Iāve made so far my house smells amazing rn
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3 months ago
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donāt tap the glass the fish get worked up
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3 months ago
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going to the boy aquarium
3 months ago
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if youāre ever bored, go onto tik tok live and rage bait misogynistic men and watch them die inside
3 months ago
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itās giving āthere were three us in this marriageā
3 months ago
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blep
3 months ago
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i am cat
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3 months ago
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he thinks heās a cat
3 months ago
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showing this to my nail girl at my next appointment
3 months ago
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somebody said she is āsigourney weaver maxingā and i couldnāt agree more
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3 months ago
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based on my perception alone there seem to be only two types of single men over 30 out there watches football and thinks running/ hiking/physical activities is a fun weekend activity EVERY weekend watches always sunny, hasnāt seen daylight Mon-Fri ,wears fingerless gloves, has a cat, warhammer
3 months ago
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this absolutely sent me
4 months ago
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we were going through photo albums at Christmas and found old pics of my mum at my age (died when i was young) i literally transitioned into my mother androgynous queen
4 months ago
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this card game being coined as āthe greatest card game everā is hilarious and devastating. i need to call my imaginary wife and tell her to wire me more money and also ābabe weāve lost the houseā
4 months ago
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heās wearing his favourite football shirt and i think i killed him with āitās so cute when you cosplayā him: āWHAT?ā we are not fucking with men enough
4 months ago
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merry christmas
4 months ago
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just a lil pre christmas snack
4 months ago
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preparing for Christmas as a leftist š
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4 months ago
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me:
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4 months ago
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i simply canāt control my facial expressions when people so casually announce āI asked/used ChatGPT for thisā anymore, especially in a professional setting itās getting me in so much trouble and i love watching them try to justify being a fucking moron
4 months ago
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why do men twitch so fucking much when they are sleeping, this man just leaped into the air like a fish out of water and gave me a heart attack
4 months ago
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i made sourdough bread again
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4 months ago
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last month it was gardening and now bread ?
4 months ago
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yes
4 months ago
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twitter is so cooked people are mad at me over sourdough bread
4 months ago
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a cheddar cheese and italian herb sourdough loaf, my daughter is excelling baked at 6am this morning and itās already gone, donāt bake men good bread they will steal it and eat the entire fucking thing when youāre in a meeting or your back is turned.
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4 months ago
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lil hedgehog sleeping in my allotment š„¹ this feels like i just stumbled upon a rare pokĆ©mon, i havenāt seen one irl since i was a kid !
4 months ago
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my sourdough accidentally over-proofed so instead of throwing it away i used it to make an Italian herb and cheese foccacia instead
4 months ago
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Cordelia is almost a month old! my daughter is getting stronger, hereās a loaf i made with her. 7/10 lil dense, need to work on my bulk fermentation but definitely my best tasting sourdough loaf so far !
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4 months ago
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mornin
5 months ago
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honestly what an honour getting to accept my award last week in such a beautiful building from the deacon commander of the incorporation of gardeners š„¹ need to get this shit framed
5 months ago
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