just a girl and her harvest 🪴

7 days away from the allotment and this is what I’ve come back to 🥰

how tf did i grow a pumpkin the exact same colour as my compost bay?

been fighting the depression and anxiety the last couple of months with gardening but I am finally burnt out and want to throw a tantrum in the mud. been off hormones for 4 months (my choice, for good reasons but still shit all the same) i hate testosterone so much can’t wait for feel normal again

the pissed of liar strikes again hendrix has claimed to have receipts since their announcement of their supposed “undercover” jaunt into the GC cult a week ago. They publicly decided/pretended to ‘detransition’ and throw away 30 years of activism down the drain for nothing shat the bed for views

my sister (probably the dumbest bitch i’ve met) decided to make us spaghetti for dinner, I tried it and immediately had to spit it out. I was like umm sis wtf did you do ?, she’s sitting there tears in eyes, “I don’t know🥺” turns out she used more than half a bottle of Worcestershire sauce 😶

just saw a squirrel giving another furious back shots in a beautiful tree and i grew jealous, i want what they have

the way they just flipped when they found out it was a cisgender white man

now if it had been a POC or LBGTQ+ person she would’ve been calling for public executions but now that he’s on of them they just want the straight white christian boy to find Jesus. she was ready to unleash hell when she thought the shooter was trans but he just gets a “i wish him well” rancid

i have been freed 😏 but only after the shooter identity was revealed, anyways if you read this ur gay

me when i lie

but free speech u guys

Charlie Kirk died at 31 I’m still alive and beautiful at 32

that reply 10/10 no notes

and that’s what they’re shooting, a woman shaped mannequin with only underwear on, now correct me if I’m wrong here but i’d say based off this and shooting guns with alcohol still in your system it kinda says a lot about a person very dark and violent imo

kinda embarrassing to say “go back to your own country” when this is so widely known. It’s literally just sheer ignorance ad fascism

tell me you’ve never picked up a history book without telling me you’ve never picked up a history book. I’m gonna quote tweet this with a very good video since Bsky doesn’t allow you to select different media types.

just remember while you chastise others for wishing death upon him, he literally said this. you reap what you sow

i have angered a lot of bald men on twitter, a perfect day does exist

kinda crazy i grew all that

he’s literally famous in our neighbourhood as ‘gus the carrot dog’

gardening husband apply below ⬇️

a bouquet of lettuce

Tonight’s harvest! My first little pumpkin of the year! It’s called Uchiki Kuri and it’s perfect for making curry’s ! Harvested some corn, peppers, purple runner beans and some indigo rose tomato’s Cooked it all with my family tonight and that’s the best part of it all, sharing it.

“immigrants are taking our council houses and benefits” if reform voters could read this they’d be so mad rn

i wonder if they still fuggin

I’ve become unintentionally vegetarian/vegan, the amount of fruit and veg that’s been coming out of my plot has been insane I’ve had no need to buy animal products and if I do it’s become a rarity. I was vegetarian for almost a decade until one drunken night I got a McDonald’s after the club.

listening to my french friend do road rage in french had me kicking my legs and twirling my hair like a school girl just now

imagine the anarchy, everythjng would collapse when the inbred Jims and Karen’s of Britain can’t get their £5 donner kebab after the pub

been trying to do voice overs for a video I was meant to finish two weeks ago but the thought of having to hear my voice playback while editting is giving me the fear.

i’ve been working out everyday for the last couple of weeks, it’s been fun but I’ll still never understand people who actually enjoy running they’ve gotta be lying

found a heart urchin

I haven’t had the title of “Master” since i was a kid.. wtf are the NHS playing at?this is archaic, I was literally on the phone to them whilst on holiday and gave them my new CHI number, it was confirmed as “Ms” before sending out this specific letter.

If the EHCR’s finalised code of practice gets pushed through it just harms all women and ultimately benefits men. Human rights being stripped away behind closed doors, smells like a new section 28 is under way with MP’s ability to debate or vote taken away the UK -“Democracy? I don’t know her”

allotment neighbhour pressed all her apples and gave me a bottle of it to try, it was like apples on crack wtf. the shit you get in the shops cannot compare, fresh pressed only lasts 3 days unless you pasteurise it but it’s worth it

easy breezy

troon in troon

happy days

it was wimdy

waking up by the ocean is exactly what i needed in my life rn

good morning

tonight’s harvest! 🪴 my first ever corn 🌽!! pink potato’s 🥔 purple and yellow runner beans 🫘 purple sprouting broccoli 🥦 aubergine 🍆 a mix of dahlias 🌺

my e bike is technically illegal in the UK, so I’ve mainly just been using it to get to my allotment and back which isn’t on any main roads and mostly in a local park but today I saw police stopping kids on scooters so I unlocked my bikes speed and did about 30mph to evade them through the woods 😂

just got absolutely destroyed in the back of the salon

just had a dream that was basically the plot of the Lizzie McGuire movie except Miss Ungermeyer was Miss Trunchbull and the guy trying groom and get me to sabotage my doppelgänger was Sonny, unfortunately Cher is not my doppelgänger but in this dream i was and it was amazing

a special harvest today ! I’ve sorta made it a tradition to make my special autumn chutney ever year now. Foraged some apples from a nearby orchid and harvested some tomato’s and chilis from the allotment! video on the recipe coming soon 👀

parsnips, spring onions and lettuce looking LUSH

find the pumpkin

my winter brassica bed looks so satisfying right now savoy cabbages on the right lettuce down the centre kale and kale and chard on the left

onions, chard and some apples from the allotment !