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Smell this and tell me if it’s still good.
#EndCitizensUnited
#AbolishICE
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Greg Proops
2 days ago
My New Improvised Comedy Album Kidding. But Still. Drops Today
lnk.to/kiddingbutst...
I poured my vindictive, acrimony towards billionaires, nazis and the current crime syndicate into this album. With 💙 All for your amusement. Recorded in San Francisco just to spite the haters. 🩷🌈🥡
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Distribute Aid
5 days ago
Help us send 280,000 hygiene essentials to support folks in Minneapolis! For just $5100, we can send a truck of supplies which will meet 35,000 monthly needs 📦 Donate here ➡️
www.omprakash.org/global/distr...
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Distribute Aid
9 days ago
It's time to shine the spotlight on one of our newest team members: Maria Alejandra Arroyave Martinez! She's Colombian, currently based in Spain, and joins us as an Administration Coordinator, bringing over 5 years of experience leading legal and community projects.
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e.w. niedermeyer
5 days ago
We're just about through with legal review for Elon Take The Wheel, which means the book that explains how Elon Musk's wealth is built on a stack of corpses (probably) won't get me sued into homelessness! Please pre-order your copy today, and help build momentum!
benbellabooks.com/shop/elon-ta...
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Elon Take the Wheel - BenBella Books
Timely, thought-provoking, and rigorously sourced, Elon Take the Wheel invites readers to reconsider what automated driving promises, what it obscures, and what it means for the future of mobility.
https://benbellabooks.com/shop/elon-take-the-wheel/
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Jeremy C. Shipp
7 days ago
As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm sending out a mild, almost ineffective charm that will help you dream about a friendly mustachioed crab.
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Normalize macing sex pests in the face.
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I was invited to a progressive potluck at a neighbor’s and they are currently bottlefeeding pissing and shitting newborn puppies on the same Peninsula that the food is laid out on. Everything’s fine.
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Jimmy Kimmel
10 days ago
Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.
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Chris Hayes
13 days ago
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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I see the horse guy is trying out his comeback tour. He traumatized Valerie Bertinelli so much her son wrote a song about it. Can’t imagine anything he has to say making that ok.
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Chris Kluwe
17 days ago
Anyways, if you want to preorder it in a variety of formats, here’s a linky
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Shades of Forever - Audiobook | Podium Entertainment
In a heretofore calm pocket of a postapocalyptic world, a few survivors find they are not alone as they face a new reality rife with cosmic horrors.
https://podiumentertainment.com/titles/112261/shades-of-forever
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Costco snacks are my kryptonite.
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Jeremy C. Shipp
19 days ago
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je...
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Robert Reich
22 days ago
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
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I can’t believe we ever took Geraldo Rivera seriously.
25 days ago
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Natalie Wallington
25 days ago
At least two people were shot today at OUTMemphis, my city's main LGBTQ+ nonprofit and resource center. The center, currently behind a police barricade, is 2 blocks from my apartment. I helped build the raised garden beds in its back yard. How can news be anything but personal? Visceral?
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Graham Cummins
28 days ago
Imagine what things would be like if the cheapest most accessible energy was renewable and we could make biodegradable plastic. Not look around and see how close you got. Those are true, and this is what things are like. We've got a megalomaniac problem not a tech problem.
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HL Eisthen, defective human product
about 1 month ago
This should be a bigger story. I didn't know Isaiah but almost everyone in my lab, my TA, and a few close colleagues knew him well. They all say he was a sweet guy who was just really into herps. This is a tragedy.
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Uncle Leo
about 1 month ago
Michigan State Police are investigating after an MSU zoology student from Maryland that was getting ready to graduate was shot, by his mother's count, 17 times by police. 17 times.
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Family demands answers after Michigan State student from Maryland killed by police
Isaiah Kirby, a 21-year-old Owings Mills native studying zoology at Michigan State University, was fatally shot by East Lansing Police Department officers.
https://www.thebanner.com/community/local-news/isaiah-kirby-michigan-police-shooting-family-investigation-4XXQSXO5NJDWZED22RDHQYZ4YQ/
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Danielle Welch for Congress (NY-03)
about 1 month ago
I am once again asking people to donate to my campaign so I can replace Tom Suozzi. I am a career public defender. Warrantless surveillance is bad, and our representatives should care about our rights. (Don't worry, Suozzi is worth more than 10 million dollars, he'll be okay.)
www.votewelch.com
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Uppies pls?
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Cosmic Clau
about 1 month ago
this is a serious site for people concerned about Big. Long. Butts.
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Is it just me, or are the Homeaglow commercials where you can get your house clean for pennies so you can fire your current housekeeper just absolutely rage inducing?
about 1 month ago
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Blue Heron Farm
about 1 month ago
I'm going to a fancy dinner tonight to help raise funds to buy health care for Houston's un/underinsured food and beverage workers. If you'd like to join the cause without spending a fortune, why not donate a lab test or two? Here are our negotiated prices. Donate at
www.illhavewhatsheshaving.org
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
about 1 month ago
Things feel very scary right now! Almost everyone I know is trapped perpetually on the edge of panic. And yet for the last few weeks I've felt curiously optimistic. You can listen to me explain why on this special episode of It Could Happen Here:
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The Age of Extremophiles
Podcast Episode · It Could Happen Here · April 27 · 37m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-could-happen-here/id1449762156?i=1000763751420
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Dustin Moskovitz
about 1 month ago
The original sin is the ML-based News Feed. It may have started somewhat useful, but it quickly goodharted into an addiction machine that damaged its users. Mark does not understand the idea of second-order desire, so the fact that they wanted to keep using it was all the justification he needed 2/
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Dustin Moskovitz
about 1 month ago
Last night
@carnage4life.bsky.social
accused me of helping perpetuate negative myths about AI. I hate when people perpetuate negative myths about AI, so this thread will be about the very many real harms committed using AI by Dare's employer Meta. 1/
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Swim Jeans 👖
about 1 month ago
[first day as a mechanic] CUSTOMER: *presses finger to my lips* did you just say “cat’ll lick it converter”
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bort
about 1 month ago
every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello
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L.A. TACO
about 1 month ago
In late March, 18-year-old Tucker Collins was on his way to completing his first year of college at the University of Southern California (USC), unaware of the life-altering events that were to come. The full story:
lataco.com/usc-student-...
By Lizbeth Solorzano and
@shoton35mm.bsky.social
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Scott MacFarlane
about 1 month ago
Reminder This was the month Trump proposed to BEGIN his trial for his 2020 election subversion criminal case
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Brian Bilston
about 1 month ago
Cat owners: I’m making a music video with The Catenary Wires & we’re after some pics. Specifically: - you under your cat - your cat on its own (whole cat, pls: head, paws, tails etc) + the names of you & your cat If you’re up for it, pop them in the replies. We'll use as many as we can. Thanks!
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Maybe it’s unavoidable. Unbreakable.
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Who approved the Wayfair commercials with Charles Barkley?
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MovieJawn
about 1 month ago
Catch EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR YOUR MONEY with a Q&A and book signing from
@benmckenzie.bsky.social
on Tuesday, April 21 at Princeton Garden Theatre. Showtime 7pm Snag tickets 🎟️ here:
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Everyone Is Lying to You for Money
<strong>Join us for this special screening of the critically acclaimed documentary presented by the film’s director/producer Ben McKenzie. The evening will include an in-person Q&A moderated by Prince...
https://www.princetongardentheatre.org/films/everyone-is-lying-to-you-for-money
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Tim Heidecker
about 1 month ago
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with
@theonion.com
and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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Leila Brillson
about 1 month ago
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
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daryl "frot with peril" b 🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
so tim apple steps down just as tim onion adds another tim? onion tim ascendant
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Josh Chafetz
about 1 month ago
Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion announces big news Huge day for the Tim community is what I’m saying
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rahaeli
about 1 month ago
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN
www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
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A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity
Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...
https://www.openculture.com/2026/04/recording-lets-you-hear-delta-blues-legend-robert-johnson-in-stunning-clarity.html
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borderless
about 2 months ago
I can't emphasize enough how urgent this is. Every day that *hospitals* our out of basic medical items is a day that Lebanese civilians *will* die in the streets. It's not like the bombing has stopped.
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borderless
about 2 months ago
@distributeaid.org
is organizing an emergency airfreight shipment at the end of the month. We'll post a needs list later this week. In the meantime please connect us to any potential donors of medical supplies / equipment.
[email protected]
You can also donate to cover shipping costs.
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Send Aid to the Levant | Crowdfunding with Omprakash null
Donate to support social impact in Serbia with Distribute Aid.
https://www.omprakash.org/global/distribute-aid/crowdfund/send-aid-to-the-levant
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Jason Karsh
about 2 months ago
This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.
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Ryan Haas
about 2 months ago
For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.
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‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility
A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.
https://www.thewesternedge.media/p/everyone-is-replaceable-death-rattles
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Niall Harbison
about 2 months ago
It seems to me like Bluesky is really taking off recently. It’s having a growth spurt I think. I’m going to post a lot more original content here now. I help save street dogs in Thailand and try to post content that is uplifting and that will make you smile! The old dogs are my fav ❤️
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🗽LOLGOP🗽
about 2 months ago
A app where you bid to humiliate your friends by hiring JD Vance to show up and endorse them in a CyberTruck.
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Gabe Ortíz
about 2 months ago
I know we’re all shocked that man conceded without sending sex criminals to assault police and shit in the halls of a capitol building.
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David_j_roth
about 2 months ago
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
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