My New Improvised Comedy Album Kidding. But Still. Drops Today lnk.to/kiddingbutst... I poured my vindictive, acrimony towards billionaires, nazis and the current crime syndicate into this album. With 💙 All for your amusement. Recorded in San Francisco just to spite the haters. 🩷🌈🥡

Help us send 280,000 hygiene essentials to support folks in Minneapolis! For just $5100, we can send a truck of supplies which will meet 35,000 monthly needs 📦 Donate here ➡️ www.omprakash.org/global/distr...

It's time to shine the spotlight on one of our newest team members: Maria Alejandra Arroyave Martinez!  She's Colombian, currently based in Spain, and joins us as an Administration Coordinator, bringing over 5 years of experience leading legal and community projects.

We're just about through with legal review for Elon Take The Wheel, which means the book that explains how Elon Musk's wealth is built on a stack of corpses (probably) won't get me sued into homelessness! Please pre-order your copy today, and help build momentum! benbellabooks.com/shop/elon-ta...

As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm sending out a mild, almost ineffective charm that will help you dream about a friendly mustachioed crab.

Normalize macing sex pests in the face.

I was invited to a progressive potluck at a neighbor’s and they are currently bottlefeeding pissing and shitting newborn puppies on the same Peninsula that the food is laid out on. Everything’s fine.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

I see the horse guy is trying out his comeback tour. He traumatized Valerie Bertinelli so much her son wrote a song about it. Can’t imagine anything he has to say making that ok.

Anyways, if you want to preorder it in a variety of formats, here’s a linky

Costco snacks are my kryptonite.

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last. www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je... bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

The Ass

I can’t believe we ever took Geraldo Rivera seriously.

At least two people were shot today at OUTMemphis, my city's main LGBTQ+ nonprofit and resource center. The center, currently behind a police barricade, is 2 blocks from my apartment. I helped build the raised garden beds in its back yard. How can news be anything but personal? Visceral?

Imagine what things would be like if the cheapest most accessible energy was renewable and we could make biodegradable plastic. Not look around and see how close you got. Those are true, and this is what things are like. We've got a megalomaniac problem not a tech problem.

This should be a bigger story. I didn't know Isaiah but almost everyone in my lab, my TA, and a few close colleagues knew him well. They all say he was a sweet guy who was just really into herps. This is a tragedy.

Michigan State Police are investigating after an MSU zoology student from Maryland that was getting ready to graduate was shot, by his mother's count, 17 times by police. 17 times.

I am once again asking people to donate to my campaign so I can replace Tom Suozzi. I am a career public defender. Warrantless surveillance is bad, and our representatives should care about our rights. (Don't worry, Suozzi is worth more than 10 million dollars, he'll be okay.) www.votewelch.com

Uppies pls?

this is a serious site for people concerned about Big. Long. Butts.

Is it just me, or are the Homeaglow commercials where you can get your house clean for pennies so you can fire your current housekeeper just absolutely rage inducing?

I'm going to a fancy dinner tonight to help raise funds to buy health care for Houston's un/underinsured food and beverage workers. If you'd like to join the cause without spending a fortune, why not donate a lab test or two? Here are our negotiated prices. Donate at www.illhavewhatsheshaving.org

Things feel very scary right now! Almost everyone I know is trapped perpetually on the edge of panic. And yet for the last few weeks I've felt curiously optimistic. You can listen to me explain why on this special episode of It Could Happen Here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

The original sin is the ML-based News Feed. It may have started somewhat useful, but it quickly goodharted into an addiction machine that damaged its users. Mark does not understand the idea of second-order desire, so the fact that they wanted to keep using it was all the justification he needed 2/

Last night @carnage4life.bsky.social accused me of helping perpetuate negative myths about AI. I hate when people perpetuate negative myths about AI, so this thread will be about the very many real harms committed using AI by Dare's employer Meta. 1/

[first day as a mechanic] CUSTOMER: *presses finger to my lips* did you just say “cat’ll lick it converter”

every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello

In late March, 18-year-old Tucker Collins was on his way to completing his first year of college at the University of Southern California (USC), unaware of the life-altering events that were to come. The full story: lataco.com/usc-student-... By Lizbeth Solorzano and @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Reminder This was the month Trump proposed to BEGIN his trial for his 2020 election subversion criminal case

Cat owners: I’m making a music video with The Catenary Wires & we’re after some pics. Specifically: - you under your cat - your cat on its own (whole cat, pls: head, paws, tails etc) + the names of you & your cat If you’re up for it, pop them in the replies. We'll use as many as we can. Thanks!

Maybe it’s unavoidable. Unbreakable.

Who approved the Wayfair commercials with Charles Barkley?

Catch EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR YOUR MONEY with a Q&A and book signing from @benmckenzie.bsky.social on Tuesday, April 21 at Princeton Garden Theatre. Showtime 7pm Snag tickets 🎟️ here:

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

so tim apple steps down just as tim onion adds another tim? onion tim ascendant

Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion announces big news Huge day for the Tim community is what I’m saying

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

I can't emphasize enough how urgent this is. Every day that *hospitals* our out of basic medical items is a day that Lebanese civilians *will* die in the streets. It's not like the bombing has stopped.

@distributeaid.org is organizing an emergency airfreight shipment at the end of the month. We'll post a needs list later this week. In the meantime please connect us to any potential donors of medical supplies / equipment. [email protected] You can also donate to cover shipping costs.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

It seems to me like Bluesky is really taking off recently. It’s having a growth spurt I think. I’m going to post a lot more original content here now. I help save street dogs in Thailand and try to post content that is uplifting and that will make you smile! The old dogs are my fav ❤️

A app where you bid to humiliate your friends by hiring JD Vance to show up and endorse them in a CyberTruck.

I know we’re all shocked that man conceded without sending sex criminals to assault police and shit in the halls of a capitol building.

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.