pretty sure I caught whatever bug is going around and damn I feel horrible like immediately, what is this shit

Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.

can't stop laughing cause I opened the door while my delivery dude was about to take a picture and he asked me to close the door so he could take the photo

this season was so funny I think the right pivot for the Ravens is to hire the first ever AI coach

trump screaming at siri, asking if he is allowed to pardon a head coach firing

all the stupid jokes I posted to that hellsite and yet this was my biggest banger. happy five year anniversary to those that observe.

The Utrecht morning rush hour in the snow did not disappoint!

there are all on the list of rejected maryland vanity plates in 2025: -ASSMANN -A55MAN -A55MN -A55M4N -A55GUY -A55MEN

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

my resolution is less food deliveries but to eat even more unhealthy manually

pouring one out for 2025

SHEEIITTTTTTTTTTTT

unreasonably excited for Greenland 2

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

much kudos to Aaron Eckhart for consistent contribution to the mind numbing bad action movie with a silly name genre. keep pumping out champion, me and divorced dads everywhere appreciate you.

aaron rodgers is first ballot hall fame for dudes that fumbled their good will

Bill Kennedy is the best 😂😂😂 #NBA

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merry festivus to those who observe

time to revisit a christmas classic

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

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baltimore friends, don't forgot to leave out a filet-o-fish and chocolate milkshake for trump coming to town

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

alright these are pretty gnarly if someone wants to get me an early christmas gift

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

major solo activity suggestion for the fall foliage, get you an audiobook and just ride the marc train

have you accepted Victor Wembanyama as your Lord and Savior?

was randomly thinking about how insane it is that in elementary school in the fall we would bob for apples, a bunch of nasty kids shoving their face in a barrel is nuts. it was fun though.

how do i make friends with people that are even considering stealing jewels from the louvre, i want in on this much more interesting life

am I the only one that wants ng deployed to baltimore just for the jokes, my drafts are more prepared than them

this rules

it's hilarious how many justin tucker things you come across at thrift stores now

oh no youtube is down, how will i watch manu ginobili highlights before bed tonight

all the aunties flying their flags at half mast today

new sunday hobby, browsing around Ollie's aimlessly and then buying something random

not even in a hoagie mood but hitting the philly hoagie spot just to talk shit about thursday

THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

lmao nahhh mark sanchez got stabbed AND arrested. why you getting in bar fights at your big age man ??

just saw a group of all white biker boys popping wheelies in downtown traffic and that is what I call progress

flu game

dreams do come true

making my fourth trip to Dulles to pickup/drop someone up in the last monthish, give me my medal of freedom