10/10, no notes.

few things are a bigger letdown than going to a food truck that smells amazing and then the meal doesn't hit

it's obnoxious wnba jokes are still a thing. it's just basketball. if that is how you need to be funny maybe humor isn't your lane.

With a record-low four in April, Baltimore had the fewest monthly homicides ever in a month since police began keeping crime statistics.

I want a congressional investigation into the hot dog races and, while we're at it, mustard's alleged mob ties

Michigan State Police are investigating after an MSU zoology student from Maryland that was getting ready to graduate was shot, by his mother's count, 17 times by police. 17 times.

as someone who hates deer very much, i would like to signup as a volunteer sharpshooter

just helped someone I don't even know that well move out of their apartment, I think that covers my good deeds for at least the next three months

Trump and Elon Musk destroyed most of the global H.I.V. program that saved hundreds of thousands of lives in Zambia. Now the US is threatening to cut remaining support, unless Zambia gives access to the country’s mineral resources. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/h...

just a heartbreaking story

had no clue a sequel was even coming but good to hear the devil is still wearing prada, always have to respect consistency

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

was pollen in the gym all winter working out? getting my ass whooped

i need to know what new innovation the police got to solve all these local cold cases

some personal news, I have decided I'm going to start using the word cackle more. just a solid would I never say. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

sorry but if this is what it takes for the orioles to get awesome wins, break all his bones

gametime is the only ticket buying app anybody should be using

sometimes I go on my friends Instagrams and just ponder how they can afford to do so many things. I just don't understand where people are getting all this disposable income. is there some secret I'm missing cause I would love to spend a weekend in Greece too.

relish won and an Os win with a bunch of cute dogs at Camden, couldn't draw up a better saturday evening (I'm now 2-0 on the season btw) *

coming back to earth seems like a huge mistake to me personally

got pulled over by a state trooper driving back from Philly and he saw the Giants hat in the back and was like you a fan? and we just talked football for like five minutes and he goes alright slow down. no warning didn't even ask for my license and registration lmao.

Happy Easter!

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ladies and gentlemen the bee gees

dude Project Hail Mary rules. rarely am I okay with a movie being that long but I was in the whole time.

Hahahaha what

so im doing an ambulatory eeg for the next two days cause my brain is broken (this shit is so uncomfortable already) and they gave me an old camcorder to record any incidents lmao. how would I get the time to use this and if I did why would I not use my phone ??

bruh the mf is so funny i hate it so much

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

the real red line was the friends we made along the way

because it is women's history month i will only be using dudette wipes

convinced 695 is run by a drug cartel that is laundering money through construction equipment

rewatched the big sick last night and it's so damn good. like if we are talking best all around movies of the last decade it would rank pretty damn high for me genres be damned.

every wemby game is must watch tv, thank you much adam silver for rigging that draft so he could end up in san antonio

need to give a big shout-out to my man paul who came to jump my battery today and the whole time was talking about the most random shit, he literally said you ever think about how dinosaurs predated god. 10/10 service.

kristi noem will have more free time now so everybody keep a close eye on your dog

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

welcome to the Orioles, Detroit Tigers

don't twist my arm disney

it's just one of those days

Tyler Durden

same

it is with a heavy heart I must announce I've joined the eyeglasses wearing community

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

playing all my liked music on shuffle is such a wild ride cause going from head nodding to some explicit 90s rap song to melissa etheridge is chaotic energy

the world deserves a kicker mvp

PBS kids is sending me