Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

2026 basically

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.

!! … ah

i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits

“Sir Jim, who is a resident of Monaco” 🔥

I asked the guy at the newsagent for a Twirl and a Boost So he span round three times and said "love your new haircut"

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

Ayn Rand died in 1982, meaning it’s possible she saw the film “Herbie Goes Bananas.” Makes you think.

Sad that when the series of Winterwatch ends they have to go round and shoot all the animals :(

This Europa League match on Thursday sounds like it’s going to be the friendliest in history.

Reform have recruited which means they don’t get to murder tonight

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

The interview with Legend in the Radio Times is absolutely brilliant

a decade is a long time in politics

Which word am I supposed to be stressing in this headline?

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

Great news guys! My application was successful!

Awks......

I once made a curry that had SO much oil in it that the US attempted a regime change

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

It's four days away, that's not much of a prediction.

I entered a competition to see who was the most considerate lover. I came second.

Hi, Lego. The answer is 40490.

Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄

I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day l add 15 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months.

ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament

what's next, i wonder. Maybe: Rachel Reeves *claims* to be wearing black tights, but if you look carefully you will see they are in fact very very very very very very very dark blue.

Nigel Farage was a racist bully at school but Rachel Reeves won the wrong chess championship so who can say who is worse?

"Dickensian"

Badenoch: "HIKING TAXES TO PAY FOR WELFARE!" Er. Yes. You see, you take money from people who have money, and use it to pay for things for everyone and help people who have too little money. That's... the whole point?

Believe Nigel Farage about anything and you need to give your head a wobble ….

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? It was years ago. Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? Not in a hurtful way. Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? Not with intent. Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils? Not genuine abuse. 😮🫣😬😱 ~AA

As everyone has said, an excellent call. It also makes me think Starmer should appoint Rylan Clark or Danny Dyer as UK ambassador to the US.

Girls in Lenton, Nottingham, UK 1989 📷 Tony Davis

interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

Wondering why everything seems shit and you have no money compared with 10 years ago? This is a big part of why:

Billie Piper announced as the new BBC Director General but we've got to wait until next Christmas to find out why.

Nigel Farage currently railing against Parliament being full of "professional politicians". He founded UKIP in 1993 and was first elected as an MEP in 1999, twenty-six years ago. Less than 5% of current MPs (31 to be precise) have a longer career in politics than Farage. ~AA

Daniel Hannan was born in Peru.

Apparently it's okay to be sick of the UK and become an immigrant elsewhere but somehow it's not okay for people to be sick of their countries and become an immigrant in the UK.

star trek: the next generation, but Computer has an obsequious attitude like ChatGPT picard: computer, locate commander data computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-