Marie Claire actually left a prompt from an AI in one of their recent articles. While there’s still some great journalists and publications left, this is utterly shocking. No wonder I’m trying to pivot.

who called it a territorial dispute and not ground beef

Nigel Farage vs "the establishment" He went to private school, worked as a stockbroker, has been a professional politician for 31 years, has his own TV show, is a brand ambassador for gold, is mates with POTUS, accepted a secret £5m gift, and owns five houses bought outright with cash What a rebel

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

In one chapter of his book entitled 'The Art of the Bribe', Nigel Farage donor and convicted fraudster George Cottrell describes how politicians can be bought www.ft.com/content/7a0f...

I once got a blood transfusion by mistake. Which is why I'm now on the Jehovah's Witness protection programme

Darren Canns voice has all the gravitas of Joe Pasquale reading the shipping forecast.

Grateful to the Telegraph for providing the definitive answer to its own question, albeit in quite small letters.

Be careful out there.

PANINIS’S

Some Sunday Black Boy Joy

Steve Jobs predicted cities would be designed around this device, which was "as big a deal as the PC." Jeff Bezos called it "one of the most famous and anticipated product introductions of all time." don't let our tech lords fool you into believing they can predict the future.

Just saw someone post a very long thread about the Docklands Light Railway, but I couldn’t be bothered so I replied TDLR.

You know what you did.

Reversed, wrong-headed, lied; unhinged, wrong-headed, deprived.

sorry what?

I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.

Kemi lost her head at PMQs - and afterwards too. It's not the first time. She's compared me to a Gestapo officer. I wonder what it is about a working class woman driving record investment in state schools by ending private schools' tax breaks that the Tories hate so much.

The whole Burnham thing does feel strangely reminiscent of ‘we’ll just stick Billie Piper’s face in at the end of the ep and work out the rest later’

If the bloke wielding a knife and attacking passersby was a Muslim all today's rolling news and political programmes would be coming live from the streets of Edinburgh and Farage's ugly mush would be on every show.

For Father's Day I got my dad the new 'Is That What You Call Music?' compilation.

Whoosh. It is *accelerating*.

For fuck's sake. That was the one thing I was actually looking forward to.

And here it is. For all the whining about condescension & belittling the poorly educated, nobody - and I mean nobody - holds Nigel Farage’s base in more profound contempt than Nigel Farage.

Trump will be remembered for doing the opposite of the one thing his voters asked for.

When I was at school I got told “you work hard considering you’re black” when I was in year seven, I was 11 so thought it was a compliment And when I was 15, the kid who called me a n*gger got made head boy This was late 00s/early 2010s But of course, anti-white discrimination is the scourge

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

"Unionist paramilitaries want to be Irish and want Ireland back" might be perhaps the stupidest take on this situation possible.

Forensic analysis of this revolting publication.

Horrifying if literal: a coat of arms

Two-tier policing is real and ever-present. Black and Brown people experience it. Women experience it. Pro-Palestine and green protesters experience it. But the last people who would ever experience it are right-wing white men. They are the people with whom the police instinctively align.

new William Gibson book opening line dropped

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

Imagine having a megaphone that large and pretending you’re silenced.

Sarah Wakefield: "Reform's policies on women are shocking. Reform on day one wants to repeal the Equality Act. That is your party policy." "I can't believe, as a mum of a young daughter, I'm having to sit here in 2026 and make the case for me and my daughter to have the right for equal pay."

I had a friend who I thought was a close-up magician but it turns out he was just a very very big magician.

Terrifying

Again, the people saying this stuff may be "influential figures on the right" but what they really are is racists and in some cases Nazis. It's not your job as a public service broadcaster to both sides Nazism

By Jim Benton

NSFW [picture of carpenter wearing a tie]

What Reform did today was an incitement to rioting and an insult to a grieving family. This bloke should have hung his goddamn head in shame.

It’s all kicking off in Richmond.

I’d say the tedious fucking ashtray disqualified himself from Desert Island Discs with this interview in March 2015. See also: not being invited on A Good Read or Front Row. The man’s got nothing. He is the Archbishop of Fuck All.

Marketing exec #1: "And this is the new brand for the local estate agents, lovely colour scheme, nice typeface and I think it's a nice snappy name." Marketing exec #2: "Love the colours, love the font, but, erm, can I raise an issue with you?"

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