Flipping heck.

I'm foregoing the first half of the footy to watch Packham talking about the parakeets.

Hold on lads.

I feel as though I should remind people under the age of about 35 that Spain used to be like this *all the time*

Have you ever seen Brighton win a cup?

The ITV comms just said its the Atalanta United stadium. Idiots.

You can't report Sheriff Fatman to Roger Cooke anymore.

What actually happens on the Internet and what people.think happens on the Internet are completely different. This argument woks both ways.

Anybody else just tune in at two minutes before KO on the WC games to avoid all the build up drivel?

As long as the government remains on the fascist enabling X nobody can take anything they say seriously with regards to social media and safety

Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.

The social media ban for U16 sums up this government. Attack the symptom not the cause.

Daichi Kamada becomes the first #CPFC player to score a non-penalty goal in a World Cup Finals.

KAMADA!

Boom.

Summerville won't be at West Ham next season.

Booooom. Get that up ye Dutch.

Japan playing way too safe.

Reminder that, because they orientated tonight's stadium wrongly, the sun shines in the eyes of the Dallas Cowboys' players.

"Follow, follow, follow, Daichi Kamadas running the show..."

Go on Daichi son.

Surprised they’ve invited Madge from Benidorm on #bbclaurak this morning but she does offer greater political insight than that Richard Madeley fella

The crowd should break into a chorus of "it's just like watching Brazil"

Brilliant, beautiful stuff.

That didn't take long.

Seeing that Nelson Mandela trailer on C4 reminds me of the time I was chucked out of the pub for putting "Free Nelson Mandela" on the jukebox 27 times in a row.

Had to turn the BBC rerun of the Scotland game off. Comms doing my head in. "Scotland denied entry to the party for so long". No, they failed to qualify. They weren't even invited to the party. I'm not anti Scotland, hope they have a decent tournament but stop with the nonsense.

Brazil are functional. And old.

Go on Chadi son.

We all know this is an absolutley bollocks made up list but it's funny because its exactly the type of shit Mozza would do.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

I've a feeling, that if we sell JP them Jonathan David is his replacement.

This is a scene from a Guy Ritchie movie.

That's enough Internet for today

I see the "spend more money on bombs" crew are at it again.

Viva Mexico

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Ian Wright defending the Arsenal players is it.

I just read that the tallest ever NBA player Manute Bol (7ft 4in) played alongside the shortest ever NBA player Muggsy Bogues ( 5ft 3in) and here they are together.

English commentators need to stop analysing Northern Ireland through an English lens! When you see anti-immigrant riots in Belfast, Ballymena or Larne and immediately reach for "Britain's far-right problem", you're missing half the story. This isn't just racism. It's loyalist terrorism. 1/

The far right never really went away, they just hid and waited. Waited for a weak government, waited for a media that facilitated them and waited for foreign money to fund them. This can all change but don't hold your breath.

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Can't decide whether this is genius or not? Paging @warrenajb.bsky.social

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I wonder which England WC game Tommy two names will turn up at.

Is Disclosure Day a bit Close Encounters?

The person who arrives at the pub first gets to choose the table. Don't be arriving second or third and then stomping around, trying to get us all to move to the other corner because the seats are 'better'.

Charlie Bucket's grandparents were a right set of malingering cunts.

At the time, he was serving as a VAR official during the match between Crystal Palace & Fiorentina. The case was dropped due to lack of evidence, but FIFA no longer wishes to deploy him as a VAR at the WC. He was also withdrawn from the Eredivisie match between N.E.C. & Go Ahead Eagles.

What a find - the house of Peter Firmin, the creator of bagpuss, which doubled for Emily’s shop, is for sale www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...