Grok has just told me that Elon Musk completed all Dinamic Software games on the ZX Spectrum in less than 20 minutes each.

[Alien vs. Predator fight] Alien: I hardly ever see you. Predator: You're too clingy.

I'm hearing Colin Martin's letter in the voice of Skeletor

I'm celebrating International Men's Day by playing Radio X out loud all day, not washing my hands after going to the toilet and acting as though Premier League news is of incredibly vital importance to the human race.

Here we go,

It’s the same thing as the terfery really: it’s just being an arsehole and a busybody, seething at people who are just quietly going about their business without harming or bothering anyone.

The crashes I get with Adobe After Effects 2025 are so much more frequent than the crashes I got with Adobe After Effects 2024. Well worth the price rise and here's hoping for AI-assisted crashes in Adobe After Effects 2026.

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I was wrong, a proper look at the times means the Amy Lamé slot is taken by Afrodeutsche.

Hang on, this looks like we're losing Radcliffe and Maconie? www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...

The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)

Saw Bob Vylan on Tuesday. I'm probably on some kind of watchlist now.

“That’s it Martin. Like an utter psychopath.”

This is absolute joy!

No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?

Seldom have I seen such a hypocritical road sign.

Van Der Valk faces another problem as he's trapped in the corner of a large green rectangle. Just a few more inches and he's fated to have the word 'Mitchell' comb his hair.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2025 contestants revealed: * Fogwell Flax * The Roly Polys * Mr Oizo * Hannah Ingram-Moore * The Great Soprendo * Len Ganley * Greenclaws * Anne Aston * Toadfish from Neighbours * Justin Lee Collins * The Leopard From Lime Street * Debbie Flint * Mr Majeika

I see your mum's got her own line of products in Dutch supermarkets.

I have since learnt that Timothy Claypole and Nadia Popov didn't actually disappear; it was just the film that got cut as the actors (yes, they were actors!) moved out of shot, giving the appearance of teleportation. Unless the BBC pay me a billion by Friday evening, my lawsuit will proceed.

If you ever feel like a fraud, just know that "the UK's richest living artist" and former Turner prize winner Damien Hirst is flogging prints of crudely drawn Space Invaders for 3,000 dollars a pop.

"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I hereby welcome cwilliams1976 to the position of BBC Director General.

No, they did not have a blue one.

If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....

Don't tell anyone that I am drinking Oedipus IPA. Mum's the word.

Okay, I was a little impatient with the self-checkout but there's no need for that.

Love this classic sketch of theirs.

Who remembers the Eight Ronnies?

Despite doing over 300 runs across Europe, I have never finished first in any of them. And in a way, that's actually winning.

Just done another underground railway system, lads.

Garlic bread?!?? GARLIC?!?! BREAD!?!?!?

I'm flying off to the Netherlands for the weekend. Does anyone want owt?

This is really excellent data journalism... Elon Musk has declared war on the British government, it just doesn't realise it.

Important. Especially for people in the U.K., where we consider swearing a highly-evolved artform.

Just been thinking about the idea of ITV4 existing in the 1970s and 1980s, and how it would make Dickie Davies afford a solid-gold-plated mansion.

Turns out it's "Remember, Remember, the fifth of November" and not "5/11 NEVER FORGET".

Today we celebrate what the 5th November is really about - Bob Carolgees rapping

I think this person is onto something🤔

This

"Sorry mate, Noel is about to phone Peter Sutcliffe and say a library book is three years overdue. Hilarious."

This guy was weekday breakfast DJ for the first six weeks of Radio West, then was moved to weekends.

The next screen grab on this thread is perfect.

Definitely not making myself out as a cool kid, the first record I bought was the Fraggle Rock theme tune. 7" vinyl from Boots in Wellingborough, £1.35.

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

Central is the one to watch this Halloween

Happy Halloween to all who celebrate, btw.