it’s good this happened and it’s another reason the death penalty should not exist. this never should’ve had to come down to a last minute decision by a governor. we suck at the death penalty, get rid of it

Eddie Guerrero addressing the live crowd after SmackDown; November 4th, 2005 (around a week before his passing) #wrestlesky 🤼

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

You get so caught up in “would that itwere so simple”, you end up forgetting about “is it hard to dance with all those bernanners on your head?”

Willow rules

if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal? [adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?

[about to confuse everyone at the party] I mean obviously you have to separate the art from the artist but orville redenbacher makes the best popcorn

We tried to amplify Woody for nights like tonight: music.apple.com/us/album/all...

Whatever it loses is probably a net positive. My entire teens and 20s were defined as living a life around alcohol consumption. I was raised in a family defined by the aftershocks of alcoholism. Bars can be romantic but we need to be smarter than nostalgia

Springsteen movie NOT good

This Anaconda movie trailer is my least favorite thing I’ll see at the movies the next few months

It is a cold day in Oklahoma City and I am going to have grilled cheese and tomato soup and watch Inside Llewyn Davis

If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth

ballot proposals are sick cuz theyre like "this would allow the city to make it so things are nice instead of bad, and everyone gets a balloon" but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!! not nice how they dont say that part

if I was a therapist I would just say old blues lyrics. Why you chasin ghosts that pay no rent?

*B-52s voice* post if you want to, post around the world

I miss Bryan Danielson

Everybody agrees the current American healthcare system is bad The Republican Party spends years cooking up horrific plans to make it Even Worse People say "omg please don't do that, we like being alive" It gets presented as The American Healthcare Debate

What a surreal read. These old guys say they have a "moral obligation" to get back to making money off the booty shorts restaurant. Well put on the shorts then fellas. Nobody wants to work anymore

i can’t believe the chiefs are playing in the sunday 1 pm window. this is exactly like when god assumed mortal form through jesus so he could experience life as man did

Cursed beardless young Pedro Pascal in season 2 of Nurse Jackie

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

These Walmart commercials are radicalizing me against Walton Goggins and The Who

I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.

Just saw the absolutely gruesome phrase “gambling influencer”, what a world we’ve made for ourselves

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Gemini really said "sorry, I'm stupid!"

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

NEW: The Thunder are built upon a tragedy that seared their city 30 years ago. When Sam Presti arrived in 2008, he was so inspired by the recovery that he built his team in its image, forging bonds with those whose lives forever changed on April 19, 1995. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Thanks Google

dudes rock hard

9-8 chiefs season incoming

FYI I was offered the opportunity to get a rapture spot but I turned it down once I found out there’s no posting in heaven

got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i was informed the first ten seasons of American Dad are not available in heaven

i’m glad they’re looking into antifa now maybe i can finally find where they hold their meetings

This is a zero-strikes We Are Not Friends, You Are Not My Ally indicator for me and I won’t budge on it

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

*smacking the side of the phone* Give me happier information

they are calling it the least surprising development of all time

Truth from Stacey Patton:

have any Christian leaders spoken up about Trump downplaying domestic violence at the Museum of the Bible or do we just not give a shit about anything any more

The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character. Look at this cat

(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)

I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites

A year ago, I heard that Oklahoma City had approved a plan to build Legends Tower, the tallest skyscraper in the entire Western hemisphere. Why were we building the Tower of Babel in the Heartland? I decided to investigate. This essay is the result. (gift link) thepickup.com/whats-so-wro...