One of the best to ever do it

Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine

I don't believe in stigmata but it would be cool if it happened to me. I'd be like folks you're not gonna believe this. I'd go on all the news programs and be like, look at this. look at me.

The Starbucks CEO made $96 million for 4 months of work. Employees can’t get a living wage. The longest strike in Starbucks history began on Red Cup day. police just arrested a dozen striking employees for protesting outside a distribution centre. Boycott Starbucks. Don’t cross the picket line.

this is what I want for automatic weapons. someday I want people to look back and just shake their heads in disbelief at the literal cities of adults and children that we allowed to be brutally murdered.

We used to have a country where the literal president would not say the director of the beloved American film "The Princess Bride" deserved to be murdered

you would spend so much of the apocalypse chugging old soda

you have to be so fundamentally stupid to fall for anti-vax propaganda. i don't even know what should happen to you, if i'm being honest. work camp? dog food?

Refuse to sleep. Ignore your own rules. Defy the cop within

A back injury from a year and a half ago has flared up the last few weeks and I’m in so much pain tonight it’s causing me to miss a work sponsored steakhouse dinner and I’m getting Taco Bell instead I hate my body, in many ways

Weird, I’m the only ticket sold for Sentimental Value at 9 AM on a Saturday

When did the afc north become the afc south

Chiefs sitting at .500 in December

It honest to god feels so much like a Saturday that I just tried to check college football scores

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

badly losing every single one of the 17 quote-post arguments i’m simultaneously having after insisting that the chiefs are socialist now because one of their coaches disagreed with donald trump’s comments about kickoff formations

It is not fun to watch the Kansas City Chiefs this year

not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like - double murder suicide - they booked the world title bad - industrial accident murder - they booked the world title bad - organized crime murder - organized crime murder

Bandido forever

Hundreds of Starbucks baristas and labor organizers blockaded Starbucks' largest distribution center in York, Pennsylvania, halting distribution of syrups, coffee beans, and other supplies to the entire northeast. This escalation is part of @sbworkersunited.org's ongoing strike.

Dream car spotted in Tulsa

Fun newsletter from my casual online acquaintance

more like Wicked: Not For Me

i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia

i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.

it’s good this happened and it’s another reason the death penalty should not exist. this never should’ve had to come down to a last minute decision by a governor. we suck at the death penalty, get rid of it

Eddie Guerrero addressing the live crowd after SmackDown; November 4th, 2005 (around a week before his passing) #wrestlesky 🤼

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

You get so caught up in “would that itwere so simple”, you end up forgetting about “is it hard to dance with all those bernanners on your head?”

Willow rules

if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal? [adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?

[about to confuse everyone at the party] I mean obviously you have to separate the art from the artist but orville redenbacher makes the best popcorn

We tried to amplify Woody for nights like tonight: music.apple.com/us/album/all...

Whatever it loses is probably a net positive. My entire teens and 20s were defined as living a life around alcohol consumption. I was raised in a family defined by the aftershocks of alcoholism. Bars can be romantic but we need to be smarter than nostalgia

Springsteen movie NOT good

This Anaconda movie trailer is my least favorite thing I’ll see at the movies the next few months

It is a cold day in Oklahoma City and I am going to have grilled cheese and tomato soup and watch Inside Llewyn Davis

If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth

ballot proposals are sick cuz theyre like "this would allow the city to make it so things are nice instead of bad, and everyone gets a balloon" but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!! not nice how they dont say that part

if I was a therapist I would just say old blues lyrics. Why you chasin ghosts that pay no rent?

*B-52s voice* post if you want to, post around the world

I miss Bryan Danielson

Everybody agrees the current American healthcare system is bad The Republican Party spends years cooking up horrific plans to make it Even Worse People say "omg please don't do that, we like being alive" It gets presented as The American Healthcare Debate

What a surreal read. These old guys say they have a "moral obligation" to get back to making money off the booty shorts restaurant. Well put on the shorts then fellas. Nobody wants to work anymore

i can’t believe the chiefs are playing in the sunday 1 pm window. this is exactly like when god assumed mortal form through jesus so he could experience life as man did